Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!
Dating app game:
Friday
Me: sup homiegirl
me: how quick can you travel 90km, I have icecream, but they're melting...:-p
her: haha, I'm not huge on ice cream so it better be special
her: also you're not a vampire per chance? 125 years old?
Sun
her: I have nothing against vampires I just like to know in advance
got more convos coming later
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Dude, are you serious. Lesbian convos are HILARIOUS. Omg post moar!!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
One girl is so 14 year old type of rude. Why is she even on there?! I can't post them easily because I don't have the internet on my computer yet. I'm copying it on paper or notepad then posting.
my profile says I'm 125 years old.
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Thinking I'm out of charisma ready for girl whose convo I just posted
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
*Already
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
I'd be like, "Girl I'm just sayin', I got nothing against church goin' folk.. but if you make me a sandwich with garlic bread I may be offended. Or worse.."
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Dating app game: Friday Me: sup homiegirl me: how quick can you travel 90km, I have icecream, but they're melting...:-p her: haha, I'm not huge on ice cream so it better be special her: also you're not a vampire per chance? 125 years old? Sun her: I have nothing against vampires I just like to know in advance got more convos coming later
Mon
me: girl i'm just saying, ive got nothing against church going folk. but if you make me a sandqich with garlic bread, i may be offended... or worse
her: haha woudlnt want that
her: whats worse
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check this girl out, haha!
me: i catch, tame and ride wild fire breathing unicorns all day. how about you
her: not funny!
me: lol
Me: jealous.
her: wtf im not jealous that im better looking that you hahaha
me:well missy. i went to the zoo today and got to feed the big kitties [sent before i saw her last msg]
me: that's a shame, this is a picture of my porn star identical twin
her: well no one cares
me: god you're so rude
her: cry me a river
[this is where i try one of the tactics i read on here where you give her a bit of negativity by suggesting she's something insulting. kindve.]
me: lol. are you one of those 12 year olds trying to pose as an older woman
me: i wont judge but its not safe
me: maybe i should be talking to your parents
me: be nice to me or i will send you to your room, miss
her: bahahaha are you a man because should check in the mirror, or you might have cracked it liek your face!
me: how long have you been living among civilised people. so far, im impressed with their rehibilitation system. sweet pea, grow up immediatley.
me: i'm worried abotu you. it's late. [10pm-ish]
me: get to bed, honey. its super late.
me: dont you ahve a baby sitter, rude girl?
idk wtf type of game i was attempting at teh end. but she was the most entertaining by far.
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dancer girl
me: i danced once. it was an accident. had sand in my swimmers
her: haha okay
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miss "send me a message"
me: i read, send me a massage. dont know how to txt one of those. soz
her: haha does it say send me a massage?
me: i read what i want
her:fair enough!
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newgirl says she takes a whiel to get to know or something
me: you sound like a little jack in the box. how do i unwind you?
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bartender at teh gay bar.
she gives me eyes and winks when im there.i dont think shes know who i am. such a such a creepy stalker. she's not hot, though. so i've never tried anythgin.
me: thanks for the smirnoff, jigga. i can see tumbleweeds out on the dance floor. [while still in gay bar]
her: the dance floor has at least 4 people now.. your welcome for the smirfnoff... say hi next time haha
me: only if you spike it. sheesh im so offended, i feel fine. tihs nanna went home tired.
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ab
me: sup jigga. i ride fire breathign unicorns... but unicycles are cool too, i guess [her profile says she rides unicycles]
whil at gay bar that night, i see that her's says shes 200meters away.
me: lol at [gaybar]?
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sky
[she has photo of her with two dogs]
me: omg you two are adorable. could eat you right up. who's the girl?
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"mel:)"
me: i'm interpreting your user name as a "me" with a sideways smiley face that has heavy monobrow.
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"femmecougar"
me: 30 is too young to call yourself a cougar but i like that you set yourself goals. haha. i'm a [my city] girl, where is 247km away?
her: [her city - two hour car drive away]
me: i was there a month ago. [gay clubs st] is like disney alnd to me. [my city] is where ppl go when theyre stick of stuff that's interesting
hours later..
me: such a talker. shh for a sec
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brit
me: sup cracka. is this britney spears!?
me: im jsutin timberlake. i miss you *sob*
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kamu
me: holla. i catch, tame adn ride wild unicorns all day. what are your hobbies
her: heyab. i create and play with moving animated geisha. hows your friday cruising?
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wheac
[she has a photo of her on the rocky shore, holding a pointy rock]
me: that is a nice photo of you out there hunting baby seals.
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jay
me:hi there miss jayy
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ashi
me: sup homiegirl. your hair cut'd dykier than mine. our hair cuts should date tho.
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the swedish girl
me: hi miss sweetish girl ;-)
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meh. there are others but idc
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
On okcupid:
Me: You're attractive, I like the way you look. I would ehance your life by exposing you to my awesomeness.
Her:And you seem so modest, too ;)
best response?
That's never been a strong suit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
thanks, what about this shit test.
girls open me with this (refferring to my profile and pictures lol)
Are you in all actuality a narcissistic bronze Oscar statue with red blood or is that profile complete horse shit. I sense a shitty wit and your arms look like tumors but that's a compliment.
That ain't a shit test mang that's a come on. She's flirting massively.
Be like, "I'm hurt you think that. I get groped by horny old men like rob williams and you want to tell me I got bicep cancer?? You better bake really good muffins with happy endings or I'm done here"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
That's never been a strong suit
Continuing on from that:
she didn't reply so i write again
Let's go on a fucking date
Well
well what
It was gonna be a well, then sort of statement but I never really finished
okay cool. So about that date
You're very aggressive
lol, i know im being aggresive but we matched high and its pretty clear from her profile that she wants sex so im trying not to fuck around and get it to the phone, how should i reply?
Dude you don't have her number yet? Lulz. Go for number before you get autistically aggressive like that.
I'm a product of divorce culture. My bad ;) So tell me about yourself
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Shikorah why you even dealing with some of these shit talkers. Hilarious to see them talk shit to another chick, but seriously, I/we wouldn't put up with that. That's some weird shit from the one you say was the most fun.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
17:44:04 me: Hey Mexicana
what do you mean by not taking shit? berating her or ignoring her?
i thought that was being unreactive. not sure what response i'm supposed ot have with her.
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
dating app
tue
me: got a seriosu question i need you to help me settle. why arent you my hot date tonight
her: haha i have no reasonable answer. how are you doing tonight?
me: just robbed a couple banks, now im investing in a minitature donkey farm
her: excellent life goal. may i suggest a few alpacas? not llamas, theyre fucking evil
me: the donkies are mini. not the farm. the farm will be size of 12 blue whales smeared on the ground to a mush 5cm deep.
me: why, whatve you got your paws onto tonight
me: which marvel comics in particular (in ref to her profile)
her: i quite literally have four paws on my hands tonight in the form of a tiny feline who wants to eat me ankles
her: thor, avengers, young avengers, xmen, the classics :P
me: youre gremlin cants come on our date
her: your loss, he's adorable :P
me: especially if its after midngiht. you can bring your ankles, since i will be bringing mine. how many do you have.
me: learnt the hard way to ask that question first
me: haha jk
her: ankles? the normal amount? 67
me: thats hot
her: my ankels bring all the girls to the yard and theyre like "damn girl thats a lot fo ankles"
me: you sohuld see mine. damn impressive.
me: lol
her: do they do tricks?
her: theyd be impressive
me: lol indeed. no, they're basically undomesticable. i found them in the wild. semi tamed them
me: running used to be so retarted until then
her: are they indigenous to australia or did you import? mine are home grown
me: ill have to chekc your ankles .. for signs of bad breeding.
her: i promise they are pedigree
me: dont let me down. my name is shikorah by le way
Her: hey shikorah i'm [name]
me: short for [dinosaur pun with my anme]
her: nice. are you 66 million years old?
me: *gasp* never ask a lady her age
me: don't even start about how many tonnes i way. i dont fit inside gyms
her: my apolgies
me: you need to take this fatty out for ice cream now
her: i'm sure it's all msucle and prehistoric carnivours teeth
her: oh yeah and waht kind of ice cream does the trex like?
me: haha
me: not fussy as long as its vagaterian
me: bahaha
her: oh man that was terrible
her: i'm juding you :P
me: lol
me: it took me five minutes too.. haha
me: im the cooler on here. hands down.
me: maybe you can be cool too
me: maybe...
her: sur sure tell yourself that
her: what do i have to do to be cool?
me: said a cool person, never.
her: ok i admit it im not cool
her: im a giant nerd, always have been
her: im good with it
Me: pumpkin-butt, what are you and youre funny brain doin on the weekend. there's probably some bat with a nice reputation we can trash
me: bar*
me: but we can spread rumors about bats too
her: absolutley nothing
her: excellent we will pull those bats down a peg
me: fucking bats
me: theyre unbearable since batman came out
her: on a serious note i shoudl tell you that i have chronic pain caused by endometriosis and as such sometimes i have to cancel plans last minute. i like to give people a heads up so theyre prepared if i ahve to duck out quickly.
me: oh oki. i wont secretly tie one of your many ankles to the table tehn
her: thankyou :)
me: ;-)
me: what part of [city] do you live in
me: im in [suburb] because anything that isnt a suburbian house or open space scares me
her: north side near [suburb]. you?
her: hahahaha fair enough. so [shortened suburb name] would probably be between the two of us?
me: who's she? if she's cute then year but i prefer to be in the middle
her: hahaah [full suburb name] i mean
her: as a point of distance between [my sub] and [her sub]
me: im thinking there's not much out there though. lets head to playground [a tapas bar] in [clubbing suburb]. we can play there. you'll colour in your sociopolitical drawing books. and ill push you down in the sandbox, sit on you, and eat your lunch
her: never been so that soudns great :) when?
me: its drinks and tapas and nice cosy lougnes. ill mee you there at six, bunny
her: haha what day tho?
me: oh yeah. lol. sat
her: sounds good! i will see you then!
me: i will be dressed in sexy leprechaun costume.
me: its just what i like to do one weekends
her: fantastic, the irish side of me will be very happy
me: lol. beb, i gotta crash now, huge ass day. will talk to you soon ;-):-)
her: alrighty, sleep well!
me: if you're irish, will you come down by sliding down a rainbow
me: i tried, those thigns ususally sag under my prehistoric weight
her: sadly my irish is diltued and i cannot harness a wild rainbow
her: it brigns great shame to me family
her: i cry everytnight
me: you can win them back with one ankle trick at a time! i have sexy dreams everynight.
me: oki, it's time for me to pass out. wish me lick (deliberate typo)
her: hahaha i wish!
me: luck*
me: no.. lick**
her: hahaha nice freudian slip there
me: mmmm. yup. night, bella.
me: dont get dream jealosuy.
her: night!
wed
me: hey homie girl. i jsut realised im going to homo bushdance this sat. come with me to [bar] thursday nigth for live music. we can sit on the church seats and see if we start sizzling.
her: oh man i have something on thursday ngith im sorry!
thu (lol. i was flat out and brain dead so wasn't continuing conversation. worreid i'd fuck it up or give off putting vibes)
her: would friday work?
me: i can totes do fri. my abttery is about to cark it tho so i catch up in a few hours.
horus later
her: shit so im in a hospital with a bad bout of pain so i can do tomorrow
me: i can be your sexy nurse
me: lol jk
me: hit me up when your oki, bunny
her: will do :) and i will hold oyu to that sexy nurse promise
me ;)
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Shikorah that's hilarious. In the bag, boo. Kill it
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
dating apptue
me: got a seriosu question i need you to help me settle. why arent you my hot date tonight
her: haha i have no reasonable answer. how are you doing tonight?
me: just robbed a couple banks, now im investing in a minitature donkey farm
her: excellent life goal. may i suggest a few alpacas? not llamas, theyre fucking evil
me: the donkies are mini. not the farm. the farm will be size of 12 blue whales smeared on the ground to a mush 5cm deep.
me: why, whatve you got your paws onto tonight
me: which marvel comics in particular (in ref to her profile)
her: i quite literally have four paws on my hands tonight in the form of a tiny feline who wants to eat me ankles
her: thor, avengers, young avengers, xmen, the classics :P
me: youre gremlin cants come on our date
her: your loss, he's adorable :P
me: especially if its after midngiht. you can bring your ankles, since i will be bringing mine. how many do you have.
me: learnt the hard way to ask that question first
me: haha jk
her: ankles? the normal amount? 67
me: thats hot
her: my ankels bring all the girls to the yard and theyre like "damn girl thats a lot fo ankles"
me: you sohuld see mine. damn impressive.
me: lol
her: do they do tricks?
her: theyd be impressive
me: lol indeed. no, they're basically undomesticable. i found them in the wild. semi tamed them
me: running used to be so retarted until then
her: are they indigenous to australia or did you import? mine are home grown
me: ill have to chekc your ankles .. for signs of bad breeding.
her: i promise they are pedigree
me: dont let me down. my name is shikorah by le way
Her: hey shikorah i'm [name]
me: short for [dinosaur pun with my anme]
her: nice. are you 66 million years old?
me: *gasp* never ask a lady her age
me: don't even start about how many tonnes i way. i dont fit inside gyms
her: my apolgies
me: you need to take this fatty out for ice cream now
her: i'm sure it's all msucle and prehistoric carnivours teeth
her: oh yeah and waht kind of ice cream does the trex like?
me: haha
me: not fussy as long as its vagaterian
me: bahaha
her: oh man that was terrible
her: i'm juding you :P
me: lol
me: it took me five minutes too.. haha
me: im the cooler on here. hands down.
me: maybe you can be cool too
me: maybe...
her: sur sure tell yourself that
her: what do i have to do to be cool?
me: said a cool person, never.
her: ok i admit it im not cool
her: im a giant nerd, always have been
her: im good with it
Me: pumpkin-butt, what are you and youre funny brain doin on the weekend. there's probably some bat with a nice reputation we can trash
me: bar*
me: but we can spread rumors about bats too
her: absolutley nothing
her: excellent we will pull those bats down a peg
me: fucking bats
me: theyre unbearable since batman came out
her: on a serious note i shoudl tell you that i have chronic pain caused by endometriosis and as such sometimes i have to cancel plans last minute. i like to give people a heads up so theyre prepared if i ahve to duck out quickly.
me: oh oki. i wont secretly tie one of your many ankles to the table tehn
her: thankyou :)
me: ;-)
me: what part of [city] do you live in
me: im in [suburb] because anything that isnt a suburbian house or open space scares me
her: north side near [suburb]. you?
her: hahahaha fair enough. so [shortened suburb name] would probably be between the two of us?
me: who's she? if she's cute then year but i prefer to be in the middle
her: hahaah [full suburb name] i mean
her: as a point of distance between [my sub] and [her sub]
me: im thinking there's not much out there though. lets head to playground [a tapas bar] in [clubbing suburb]. we can play there. you'll colour in your sociopolitical drawing books. and ill push you down in the sandbox, sit on you, and eat your lunch
her: never been so that soudns great :) when?
me: its drinks and tapas and nice cosy lougnes. ill mee you there at six, bunny
her: haha what day tho?
me: oh yeah. lol. sat
her: sounds good! i will see you then!
me: i will be dressed in sexy leprechaun costume.
me: its just what i like to do one weekends
her: fantastic, the irish side of me will be very happy
me: lol. beb, i gotta crash now, huge ass day. will talk to you soon ;-):-)
her: alrighty, sleep well!
me: if you're irish, will you come down by sliding down a rainbow
me: i tried, those thigns ususally sag under my prehistoric weight
her: sadly my irish is diltued and i cannot harness a wild rainbow
her: it brigns great shame to me family
her: i cry everytnight
me: you can win them back with one ankle trick at a time! i have sexy dreams everynight.
me: oki, it's time for me to pass out. wish me lick (deliberate typo)
her: hahaha i wish!
me: luck*
me: no.. lick**
her: hahaha nice freudian slip there
me: mmmm. yup. night, bella.
me: dont get dream jealosuy.
her: night!
wed
me: hey homie girl. i jsut realised im going to homo bushdance this sat. come with me to [bar] thursday nigth for live music. we can sit on the church seats and see if we start sizzling.
her: oh man i have something on thursday ngith im sorry!
thu (lol. i was flat out and brain dead so wasn't continuing conversation. worreid i'd fuck it up or give off putting vibes)
her: would friday work?
me: i can totes do fri. my abttery is about to cark it tho so i catch up in a few hours.
horus later
her: shit so im in a hospital with a bad bout of pain so i can do tomorrow
me: i can be your sexy nurse
me: lol jk
me: hit me up when your oki, bunny
her: will do :) and i will hold oyu to that sexy nurse promise
me ;)
cuntinued..
sat
me: [her name[ i had choclit for breakfast. at first it felt like i was on pixie dust. now it feels like my brain fell out my ass. those nurses hot?
her: haha good job. nope none of the nurses are hot. there used to be a hot canadian one but i think she might have left or something
me: steal a dr jacket so we can play dr.
me: still sick on bed?
herL havent seen any docs wearing coats just scrubs
her: yup, except now theyve cyt me off from the good stuff so im in pain
her: constantly now
me: geez, honey. that's terrible.
me: and watching daytime tv would only add to the apin
her: nah i have my laptop
her: and there's wifi
tue
me: at least you get sexy hospital pajamies. so slimming.
her: haha noo big hopsital gowns are not slimming
wed
her: im out of hospital! do you stil want to go out?
me: yo. you were in there a while. you ok, bub? you got a drs stethoscope and set of srubcs tho, right?
me: wwothca got on this fri n sat
her: haha nope didnt get any but im free sat and friday
thus
me: bring your badass out to [bar] with me tomorrow night, then
me: then come and rob service station with me. are you a speedy driver
her: [bar] sounds good! i dont drive im afraid, would a get away bicycle work?
her: what time?
me: do you have jetpacks? because that would totally win me over. ill meet you there at 9
me: drss sexy so we match lol
her: ill wear my sexy red dress, red lipstick and red undies
her: also a flower crown so you can find me. but mostly cos flower crowns are cool
me: ok i will come as a smotth talkin bumblebee. we can make honey.. in public
her: haha
manwohre what is your spider sense oicking up? i'm gonna organise that i pick her up too, mkaes going to her/my house more organic. any pointers?
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
Its sexual enough though, right
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
This one's in the bag booboo. She's nonchalantly bringing up her color of panties? Roast some chestnuts over an open fire. Hers. Tis the season
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Your banter was great. It seems lesbians follow the "Silly & Sincere" style very naturally.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Met this girl super quick while running an errand a few days ago. Hippy spiritual girl. We started texting and smoothly trying to work together a date and settlers on tomm. I asked her how her night was and she said she just stepped in her dogs bowl lol and then
her: Haha im alright. My socks are barely wet. It was funny. Nice, get some nice fresh air! Right now, all i know is i have an awesome relaxing night ahead of me and then im meeting you tomorrow. Those are my only plans for now.
her: By the way i have to let you know that i have a girlfriend and we're not exclusive but if this counts as a date then i would have to let her know, because i dont want to loose her trust. It took a lot to gain it back.. So does it? What do you think?
obviously I would at least eventually like to meet said girlfriend, which I wouldn't mind meeting her first so long as she's cool with me escalating
You're taking that shit way too seriously, and this should be its own thread not attached to this one. Just don't even pay attention to that shit whatsoever.. everything NORMAL.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Loud and clear. Picking her up now
It seems lesbians follow the "Silly & Sincere" style very naturally.
You need a much larger sample size and in a controlled experiment to be able to say something like that.
That would just be me being a naturally playful person and then bringing it out in others.
Review of Manwhore's skype coaching: http://manwhore.org/forum/content/much-ado-about-muffing-lesbian-reviews...
Sun Tzu — 'Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win'
Marcus Aurelius - "The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way.”
Angelina Jolie -- "She asked if I wanted to play a Bond girl. I said, ‘No, I’m not comfortable with that… but I would like to play Bond’.”
Why is that when a man sleeps with a women, he's called a player. But, when a woman does it, she's called a lesbian?!
It seems lesbians follow the "poopy 'tood" style very naturally.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hey guys, I am losing this girl and need your help on how can I make her alive again? :)
Also would be really thankful if you can point out my main mistakes and give some feedback. Thanks!
Short pre-history:
Wed. 26:
- Met her via tinder for a drink.
- Pulled to my place, but didn't fuck. (sucked her tits, fingered through pants, but LMR).
Thu. 27:
- Sent her funny value text about my day, to keep her warm.
- She replied with a big text (you can see her reply as the first text in the image of the conversation I attached below).
- I replied with value again.
- She doesn't reply
Fri. 28:
I proactively go radio-silient, not to be too needy and not give too much value.
Sat. 29
I sent her another funny value text. She doesn't reply.
Well one issue is there is ZERO point to your texts. They're not aiming for anything like a meetup, you're not making any funny or interesting point about the drunk girls.. it's all just sorta pointless. Your last text is super convoluted and just derpish, could have been good, you had good content but didn't do anything with it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Well one issue is there is ZERO point to your texts. They're not aiming for anything like a meetup, you're not making any funny or interesting point about the drunk girls.. it's all just sorta pointless. Your last text is super convoluted and just derpish, could have been good, you had good content but didn't do anything with it.
My general strategy is to shoot a value text every 2 days to keep her warm, so yeah they might seem empty, but it's just to keep me in her mind. Is there a mistake? When I want to meet up, the morning of the planned day I just shoot a value text and then follow up with my proposal..
Btw what would you reply to spark the conversation again?
I'd go with a cocky/funny line that incites a response/question.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
i met this girl during dg on friday, it felt like the vibe is super on. she opened really well, asked me questions so i let her chase a little then redirect back at her...and took her number after 7-10 minutes of solid conversation.
me: hey miss indecisive. are you really 19? aren't you 125 years old vampire? alphapro2 (sent about 30 minutes after i met her)
her: how did you know? i thought you won't be bale to tell :-O (33 minutes later)
me: shit, now im scared and can't go out with you. at least we can showcase you as a success of the makeup industry (4 minutes later)
her: makeup industry? :D oh come on (3 minutes later)
me: maybe you just suck blood out of people (i used a phrase in czech that also means that you annoy people) but 125 is a lot. anyway i got a crazy biz idea after i met you (33 minutes later)
she didn't repond so i text her the next day
me: i just saw you on tv
got no response
so what i am wondering about is 1) how can i get her to respond? perhaps its a better idea to try to call her on monday when she's going to be bored in work? 2) since i keep having similar problems with lack of reponses... is the texting that bad or is it a symptom of some problems during DG? in this case im suprised because it felt like the approach went really well.
is there any particular reason why i am being ignored so often in this thread? :)
so she replied a day later saying: "you don't say :D"
i decided to call her the next day but she didn't pick it up. a friend who prefers to call girls said that it's better to ask her when it's good time for her to call her...when it's this early in the "relationship" as she might not pick up otherwise. thoughts? +what should i do now? i feel that this might be a tipping point when i get her to chat again or fuck it up entirely.
I think your texting is pretty decent dude. Funny and charming and challenging. What you have to realize is that with EVERYTHING, you need to create momentum. E.g. you got a text from her, then the next day called her, then nothing since. Derp. There's no momentum. Text her up, have an engaging convo (which you've already done with this chick) then just let her know you're going to call her later and to pick up. That's how you link all of this together so it follows an emotional spectrum/rhythm for a girl. Otherwise you're just doing all these "one and done's" and it's not going to get you anywhere.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
aight. thanks a lot for your feedback.
This girl told me she wanted to meet me and shit when she visits my town. Then like some weeks later i asked her when she was coming cuz she told me shed come arround december she didnt respond. I think that was some weeks ago and shell probably be here soon. Would it be better to text her when i know she is here or before she arrives? I have fucked her before.
Yeah before. Be fun and engaging, make her want to hang out with you, remind her of the good times, etc.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Cool, totally forgot about that, lol. Thanks manwhore!
i've known this girl forever, but we just briefly met on some party and were somewhat in touch for a long time since...she was in relationships, i was in one aswell so we never really met just the two of us. anyway, i decided to chat her up a couple of days ago on facebook, and she's usually very receptive to that. i was trying to make myself the prize but i might have pushed too hard, so she tried to turn it around. what's a good way to regain control of the interaction? i see some dumb moves in there retrospectively...but it already happened :)
first msg is when she had a birthday
her: cakes, drinks... deal?
her: yeah, that happened once already
how about this
me: i wanted to write to santa but then my father told me "real men don't beg". so when do we make it happen? ;)
and if it's crap, any suggestion for how to respond would be cool.
Uggh. I'm actually writing the EXACT lay report that deals with this lol. Playing to win but forgetting what winning is. This is not an ego battle, you will not egotistically convince her to show up. I know it's hard, but you've got to know when to relax and be "cool" and fun. The path you're on with this girl is absolute dog crap lmao. It'll never work out, you need to be NICE!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
When do you just call a girl instead of texting? I've had some succes with seeding the meetup during the day and then i call her when i wanna meet her, lol. I also called a chick the next day after fucking her and just talked a little bit.
When do you just call a girl instead of texting? I've had some succes with seeding the meetup during the day and then i call her when i wanna meet her, lol. I also called a chick the next day after fucking her and just talked a little bit.
Yep those are both very solid strategies.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Texted this girl i met at a local college a few weeks back. Been texting on and off......went cold for like a week...then texted her tonight
Re-engagment text....
Me: I'm pregnant. It's yours
Her: wtf :pp
Me: Yeah. This probably wouldn't of happened if we had just :pp lol
Her: Lol you're tripping me out
Me: It's cool though. It's more fun this way lol (text i got from MW from another conversation) We should get together and discuss baby names.
Her: Baby names?? Lol nah I'm good
Me: Damn that's rough boo. Ok I can stop by and chill for a bit but I can't stay long
Me:Six pack of Modeols sounds good ;)
Me: Let me know quick tho. Otherwise I'll get into something else.
(sent in quick succession. More texts MW gave me from another conversation.
Her: I can't kick it right now
Me: Nooooooo ;'(
Me: Yer gay
No respone since....(She could be asleep tho) lol
Suggestions? Thoughts?
How do you handle jealous boyfriends lol?
Me: Wassup faggot where u at :)
Him: Oh so your who shes seeing in *place* makes sense (boyfriend)
Me: oh so friends are prohibited nowadays? lame
Him: not if she didnt lie about it (boyfriend)
Him: she is not with her parents is she? be a man dont let her make you lie to me
i already texted back and it turned out well when the girl interrupted but id like to see what you would have done...
G-shyt it's new years so you want to account for that. If I were you I'd just go out tonight looking to bang and hit her up in a day or so. I'd say she's still down but be a bit more assertive when you ask her out.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male