Hey! Ask me your text game questions, and post up your convos.. I'm HERE TO HELP!

Don't dignify with a response. Just keep it moving and meet up.

it blows my MIND when guys think they have to answer every thing a girl says...seriously go through your convos and see how many questions high quality girls respond to...

I met this chick online and we have been bantering back and forth for a few days now. Here's the convo from last night

She told me she was with her neice

Me: I am so jealous of you right now

She: Why's that

Me: You have a cuddle buddy and I'm stuck with pillows here

She: Haha I know

The next day (around evening)

Me: What's up

She: Boring homework

Me: I know what you should rather be doing

Her: What?

Me: Cuddling

Her: Sounds about right for now

Me: Me, You, and a good movie to watch....down?

She: Lol yeah I'm down

Me: We're only 20 mins apart..let's not be lonely and cold anymore

She: It is cold as hell lol but I'm not driving anywhere right

Me: I can come over as long as you have a bed and something good to watch while we cuddle lol

She didn't reply that night and in the morning she does

She: I'm at my parents house I stayed here last night cause it was bad out

How do I go about this? I don't wanna say let's do it tonight only to see her tell me the same thing. It'll be a no ladder and make me sound a bit needy.

So I was chatting with this girl on POF and got her number. We've been texting back and forth and set up a date but now she seems to be paranoid about meeting.

The back story is that I had on my profile that I was not interested in strippers, bartenders, etc. (credit Bravo) and she started joking that she was a stripper.

I'm now concerned this chick will flake...what are your thoughts?

Me: Looks like your profile was deleted? 8:47 AM

Her: Yep, if I really wanted to be funny I would say it was deleted for content ;) but really the site was just too much of a nuisance and I got tired of it 9:31 AM

Me: I thought you were banned for sending too many pics of your privates :) 9:59 AM

Her: Yeah I could see where you might think that, what with me being a stripper and all ;) 10:23 AM

Me: Oh thats right! I don't even know why I'm talking to you. I swore to myself no more strippers ;) 10:39 AM

Her: How many strippers did it take to reach that point? ;) 10:46 AM

Me: I lost count after a while. But I like you, you're different. Maybe because you can write in complete sentences...or the fact that you haven't asked me for any "blow" yet ;-) 11:03 AM

Her: Yeah, until i joined pof, i never realized what an asset it is to be able to write in complete sentences. And dont forget that the day is still young ;) 11:34 AM

Me: So are you free to go out weekend evenings or are those your prime money making hours? ;) 2:15 PM

Her: Most weekend evenings, but not all, since, you know, i gotta pay the bills somehow ;) 3:34 PM

Me: How about Sat Feb 1st we meet for a drink in the city? 4:00 PM

Her: Wow, two weeks from now? Sounds like someone's dance card is full... 4:21 PM

Me: O c'mon it's only 11 days away :-) 4:59 PM

Her: Okay, sat, feb 1. Youll just have to keep me entertained until then :) 9:08 PM

Me: Ha keep you entertained? I think you've been doing a fine job keeping the both of us entertained :-p 8:13 AM

Her: Exactly! So now its your turn ;) 11:26 AM

Me: Okay fair enough. My only requisite is we find good pet names for each other. Do you prefer pumpkin or daisy snookums? 11:54 AM

Her: Oh either is fine as long as you dont mind being called princess. 2:45 PM

Me: Ouch! her_real_name it is then.... 2:58 PM

Me: Unless you prefer being called by your stripper name :-) 2:59 PM

Her: :D 2:59 PM

Me: What is your stripper name anyway? 2:59 PM

Her: I am officially starting to worry we might have taken this joke WAY_TOO_FAR 3:50 PM

Me: Okay beb, no more stripper jokes... 9:12 PM

Me: wouldn't want you to go into an all caps rage again :-p 9:12 PM

Her: Hahaha i dont know about rage, more just that creeping suspicion: "wait what if he actually does think im serious..." 9:17 PM

Me: Haha, no I know you're just joking. 7:57 AM

Me: This is why I prefer face-to-face communication 7:58 AM

Me: 80% of communication is non-verbal 7:58 AM

Me: So if I said something over the top you could tell by my facial expression and vocal tonality that I was just kidding 8:01 AM

Me: And if you were still mad I would pull in you in for a hug and a kiss and make it all better :-) 8:02 AM

Her: Yeah, i have a coworker who is convinced that you are going to stab me and bury me under a parking lot somewhere, the thought of you actually having stripper fetish just made that seem exponentially more likely ;) 10:18 AM

Her: And it doesnt help that there are a fair number of people who think im being sarcastic when im actually serious... And thats with nonverbal cues! 10:22 AM

Me: humpf.... 10:32 AM

Me: It seems our conversation has gone from fun and flirty to downright terrifying.... 10:32 AM

Me: not off to a good start :-( 10:34 AM

Her: Well we could go back to making burger king jokes, those were fairly harmless, right ;) 10:48 AM

    

  

Ok dude, this is a really good learning convo for you. You should of realised before her that the stripper comments were going to far, you should of felt it and changed the topic. Second what is with the two week delay in meeting her, that rarely works it puts way to much pressure on the meetup when it happens and you have to keep her interested until then. Third you like started explaining to her what was going on in the convo, never do this it kills the vibe, just keep rolling out good game and having fun. Finally , you've left the convo on a really illogical and down mood, when you use frown faces it makes you seem a little pathetic. Think about it this way, if you had twenty girls you were texting would you give a shit if one wasnt working. No, you'd just keep having fun and bantering until the meetup, you certainly wouldn't send them frown faces. My suggestion is you actually get twenty girls to text and these problems will naturally fix themselves.

With that being said this is the perfect learning convo for you and you can still save this. Say:

'No lets make jokes about fruit salad. I prefer a more healthy style of living'

Then let us know what she writes. And I would also re-think the whole two weeks things. Surely you can meet her before then.

Whats the core idea of being a gooed texter?

http://manwhore.org/how-to-text-a-girl-you-like/

Thanks

Thanks for the feedback mowlar. You are spot on about everthing! I definately learned two weeks is way too long (and too much work) to keep a girl entertained.

As for pushing the stripper comments too far I agree with that as well. Funny thing is she continues with the stripper jokes as you'll see in a moment, WTF?!?

Question for ya - what would you have said regarding her wise-ass comment regarding the nicknames?

Her: Well we could go back to making burger king jokes, those were fairly harmless, right ;) 10:48 AM

Her: But yeah, stripper jokes are way more fun 12:21 PM

Me: (－‸ლ) 2:59 PM

Her: ???? 3:08 PM

Her: I couldnt see whatever that was, it came through as symbols 3:17 PM

Me: That was my first attempt at a face palm emoticon :-) 3:21 PM

Her: Haha very appropriate 3:56 PM

Her: And very appropriate for the day im having, where is the i-want-to-curl-up-under-my-desk-and-go-to-sleep emoticon? :P 4:39 PM

Me: Too bad we don't work together...I would have covered for you while you napped under the desk ;-) 6:28 PM

Her: What kind of work do you do? 6:46 PM

Me: Information security. You? 8:25 PM

Her: Statistical analyst, every bit as exciting as it sounds ;) 9:27 PM

Bro bro bro. You're putting across a really weak vibe here, she's going along with it which makes me think she doesn't have many guys chasing her, otherwise she would of stopped texting you already. What I mean by a weak vibe is your basically putting across that you'd do anything for her, want to please her, don't want to upset her etc. The best way to get out of this vibe is to start seeing yourself as the prize and not her. I.e literally when you are texting her think in your head she is chasing you. Most girls are fucking weak and will just fall into this role because you are projecting it. like this line here made me cringe 'Too bad we don't work together...I would have covered for you while you napped under the desk ;-)'.

Anyways the main point you need to focus on here is stop with the back an forth banter and meet up with her, otherwise why the hell are you texting her. Just send her 'Sounds great. Speaking of numbers when are you free this week' when she writes back say: ' Cool. I'm taking you out for a snow cone'

and yes manwhore if you're reading this snow cones are the new ice-creams, girls take there panties off for snow cones, and snow bones

Thanks again mowlar!

I agree this back and forth banter is killing me. We already have the date set up for next week so I don't want to ask when is she free.

I also don't want to go completely "radio silent" as Manwhore puts it...perhaps I should just send one text a day...something minimal and funny from the database...

Dude seriously listen to me, chicks don't give a shit about that stuff you're being to logical. You'll see you will get to a stage eventually where you can say whatever the hell you want and they will still want to go out with you (actually even more) because they can sense you don't give a shit and LOVE this. For example I just sent a girl 'I robbed a girl scout today and took her cookies. Come over an celebrate, cookies are on me'

She's on her way over right now, and guess what.. when she gets here there's no fucking cookies, she knows this and I know this but this doesn't matter because she's coming over cause she can sense that I didn't care if she came over in the first place. I was just throwing it out there, having fun, take it or leave it... of course she's going to take it.. no other guys talk to her like this and she wants it in her life (it indicates so many things to her which I won't go into here).

With your girl though your solution is right in front of you... you know the longer you wait to get her out the more chance that the attraction will dissapate, therefore you need to get her out sooner. saying something like 'So stuff next week, if we wait till then all the ice-cream will be melted. Whats the next few day's look like for you?' 

But if you don't want to then you're next best bet is to hit her up every day or every second day with a funny of the bat comment or a general 'how's your day going nerdball', then a few back and forths and leave it with her texting you last leaving her wanting more. Then the day off send her a 'Looking forward to kicking your ass in air hockey tonight!' or something that reminds her you're hanging out without saying the gay common chode line ' hey, we still on for tonight?'. If a friend ever tells me he sent this I punch him sqaure in the face.. I joke of course

I hear you Mowlar, I already have dates for this weekend and busy all week so next weekend is the earliest I could meet her.

How does this sound for the day of text:

'Looking forward to drinking your ass under the table tonight!'

You're on the right track but I personally don't usually go into the two of us getting really drunk or suggest it, it just comes of a bit creepy and could scare some girls off. Instead try keep it less drunkness and more cute/funny for her. Think cookies, ice-cream, arm wrestles, air hockey etc.

Shoot me another one

Hmm I don't know, it snows a lot around here so how about:

"Looking forward to our drink and making snow angels after"

or

"Looking forward to our drink and building a snowman after, don't forget to bring the carrot ;-)"

hmm they just feel a bit gay (no offense)... I would say 'hope you're ready for our snowfight tonight. and hot chocolate'

see how a snowfight is more manly, but at the same time fun

What's that cheeky line you guys send to a girl if they've been sick?

This is a chick I met online--got her number

Yesterday

Me: Oh boy...you seem like trouble

Her: Whys that lol

Me: There's a flint in your eyes:p I knew as soon as I looked at them haha

Her: Say what lol

Me: Won't give it away now but I will tell you something else

Her: ok lol shoot

Me: I freaking love your last name--reminds me of pokemon :p hah

Her: Haha I look be pokemon!! :) and thanks

Me: How should I interpret that?^^ hah

Her: Hahaha oh my...well it should say I love me some pokemon! Lol

Me: I remember forcing my brother into calling me Ash lol I miss those days and I hate you now for reminding me of those times :p

Her: Oh it's my fault now eh. Lol. Don't think so

I fell asleep

Today

Me: Hey Pikachu

Her: Helloo

Me: Doing it since KG and still don't like it :p

Ok so she hasn't replied yet but I want some cool ideas to seed a meetup in a non needy way. We don't know much about each other like the basic things. I don't wanna go into interview mode either.

Should I be straight up?

i just now sent a sick girl: 

"hey aids-monkey, still quarantined?"

lol 

Ha! Consider that stolen

Yo what kind of a spot you trying to take her to?

@Manwhore - not sure if that question was directed to me...but I plan on taking her to a lounge...

It posted to the wrong thread!

Me: So why no details in your profile?

Her: Perhaps I have very interesting story to tell .. Face to face or I'm to lazy to come up with two sentences to describe myself. You be the judge:)))

Me: Well it better be a f*cking awesome story or I will sentence you to cleaning my apartment ;-)

Her: Hahaha I don't Evan clean my own, it would be extremely hard for you to convince me to clean yours :)))

So I have a couple of responses in mind:

1. Don't argue with the judge...I'm lenient enough to let you clean with your clothes ON...

2. If you behave I may reduce your sentence to making me a sandwich

3. Lets get together for a drink and we'll see how good that story is...

I'm leaning toward #1 but worried taking it sexual might scare her off...

What do you guys think?

Number 2

Yep

Thanks G-money and Jack.

The conversation continued but she kept giving nonsensical replies. So I got bored and just started cut and pasting lines from Manwhore's POF thread.

So she seems slightly interested enough (or at least I'm entertaining her enough) to keep the conversation going but I get the feeling she has no intention of ever meeting up.

Your thoughts?

Me: So why no details in your profile?

Her: Perhaps I have very interesting story to tell .. Face to face or I'm to lazy to come up with two sentences to describe myself. You be the judge:)))

Me: Well it better be a f*cking awesome story or I will sentence you to cleaning my apartment ;-)

Her: Hahaha I don't Evan clean my own, it would be extremely hard for you to convince me to clean yours :)))

Me: If you behave I may reduce your sentence to making me a sandwich...

Her: That sounds better, how does lettuce wrap with turkey & spinach sounds ;)

Me: Uhm. Fu*k ya that sounds perfect. But I dont have lettuce...or turkey...or spinach...

Her: Let me guess.. Big, round, juicy, spicy, fat annnnnd delicious burger is what you prefer :))))

Me: Im hungry right now when you getting here woman. Hey you have that cannibal movie on dvd?

Her: See, wave a penny underneath a Jews nose...

Me: K maybe not tonight (tho that would be cool as fu*k) but later.. pfff

Her: Hey there is always that Burger King:))))

Her: That you mentioned it..

Me: Well anyways borg youre obviously not coming Im going to pop in a movie and pass out unceremoniously

Her: Asleep @ 930 on Saturday ?? Oh ok I forgot, your 34;)

Me: Falling asleep waiting for you to bring me my sandwich...

Her: How am I going to resist this suggestion ..

Her: Very thoughtful for first date:D I love it!!

Me: Bring change we will play poker lol

Her: Sorry, I'm broke, but hoping you would be a gantleman and let me win some change :))

Me: No money? Not a problem, we can play thumbwar instead...

Her: Thumbwar- your 6'2 I'm 5'2 I would be asking for trouble and setting myself for failure

Me: Yes but you have nails. Pretty much defenseless here

Her: Not into long nails. Equal chances

Me: Well if you dont want to hang out Ill go out with buddies. You didnt come up with an alternative

Her: Oh really?? Since when its a girls job to come with an offer?

Lol she said exactly what I was thinking. You havn't REALLY asked her to meet up. Ask her properly dude. You're just bantering back and forth. The purpose to texting her is to meet up.

Thanks Mowlar. I asked for the meetup, she is still playing hard to get...

Her: Oh really?? Since when its a girls job to come with an offer?

Me: Okay so how about we meet for a drink in the city and see how good your story really is...

Her: Perhaps:)

Me: ...

Her: Hey the weekend is always just around the corner so we shall see ...

Me: You must be Russian...

Her: Close, not quite tho ..

Me: Ukranian

Her: Haha getting warmer..

Me: Belarus

Her: Nope

Me: Kazakhstan

Her: Now it's getting colder:) I am from Eastern Europe originally tho

Her: You probably standing a map now lol

Her: I wish geography would be mandatory in the U.S thought out HSC at least..

Me: Does it look like this on a map  8===D

Her: I mean studying and through out

Her: I'm from Poland

Me: Ahh that explains everything...

Her: ???

So some days ago i was really bored and tried to experiment some texting shit on some girl i fucked in the past. 

Me: thinking about kissing you everywhere

Her:  aww

Me: it's your fault for making me feel this way

Her: why?

Me: idk it's weird

Her: but why?

Me: goodbye jessica...

Her: ??

Me: nevermind i was just kinda tired

Her: forreal doe?

lol i stole that from julien, but I quit replying, and today she text me this...

Her: hey

Me:heyy

Her: how are you?

Me: good, slept 4 hours and now preparing for some exams. you?

Her: Damn

Her: Waiting for my mom to hurry:

Her: and im trynna find out if my boyfriend cheated

Her: :(

Me: Cool

Her: Im done with boys

Me: Aight ill turn into a girl and we can be lesbians :)

Her: Ok 

Her: haha

Her: ur cute

Her: u wanna be my gf?

Her: lol?

Me: eh ill think about it

Her: but why i'm so hot? 

Me: LOL see that's the problem:

Her: you don't think i'm hot?

Me: that's a weird question to ask...

Her: I'm just kidding you know right?

Me: Yeah, why would a girl like you like a guy like me anyways? :)

Her: idk i just do

Then she asked me a bunch of boring questions lol... clearly she was trynna get the convo going i quit replying after a while. 

I don't even think she has a boyfriend and i don't really care but what she trynna make me jealous or what? I'm just trynna understand what's going on in her mind. She is one of the hottest girls i know with an amazing body so it's kinda weird that she would act like that considering we didn't even hook up many times. Or she's only surrounded by some boring chodes lol wtf?

Dude just meet up with this girl and fuck her it's done. Suggest a meetup and get this started. Discussing anything else is mental masturbation. Is that what you want? Or are you trying to play with her or something? 

Opened 2 girls in the elevator Friday and # Closed the one who lives next to me. Told her I'd put her on the guestlist at the clubs my friends promote for

She does some kind of fashion work so I joked about what brands she would wear when she comes out and how she killed a zebra to make her lanyard, and just wearing the lanyard to the party and nothing else. It was a somewhat brief interaction in the hallway since I was in a hurry but I thought it was pretty smooth. 

I didn't text her until Monday night though

me: So I assume the rest of your wknd was just as crazy as Friday? (she said she was working all night fri)

her: Who is this?

me: Haha we met in the elevator

her: O ok lol what's your name?

me: You may put me in your phone as "Alexander the Great" or "Stud Muffin" 

me: Either is fine

her: Lol great.. Il make note of that

Any advice on getting her over?

Man she moved somewhere with her parents. I dont really care about her anymore but she been texting me everyday since that. Maybe shell save up some money and come meet me

I mean im really a noob so mostly just experimenting and shit.

So Cholo you want her to come meet you then, that's your goal. So now you know what next step to take.

Alex: I'm going to a lingerie lanyard party soon I may need some fashion advice. We can discuss the pros 'n cons of going with zebra vs leopard

Actually split that up into two texts 

me: I'm going to a lingerie lanyard party soon I may need some fashion advice

me: We can discuss the pros 'n cons of going with zebra vs leopard

her: Hahaha:) ! Ive always favored zebra

Cool at least she thinks you're 5% cooler now

Ok so you got to start forming some kind of connection with her and gauging her buying temperature as well. NOTHING you wrote gives me a sense of where you and this girl are at. Do you want to invite her out to something you got going on? 

Yeah there's not much to go off of. I talked to her for a total of about 2 minutes the day I got her #, but I think I can convert it into a meetup since I was solid in person. Even though I planted the "come out with me and my friends" seed into the # close I'd rather just go to her apt or have her come to mine since that would be way more efficient. I'm just trying to practice my "physical escalation"

Yeah I'm sure a lot of guys would like a magical resource to skip the whole in-person and texting process so they can get to practicing their "physical escalation"  *facepalm* 

"I dunno, I think you need more cheetah in your life. Drinks this week? I'm even more amazing in person" 

So there is like this 10 from my high school that i didn't use to talk to back in my chode days, but i got a quick makeout some days ago. We had this inside joke about everybody hating me or something, lol. She added me on snapchat but i didnt send anything yet, not sure what to send? I should have escalated more but i didn't, so....

Send her a picture of you flying an F-16. 

Mass-texted old numbers last night. 

Try grabbing drinks by her work tomorrow. 

*I'll make you cum 

not srs

Kinda srs 

haha Chris whaddup! didnt know youre on these forums

...​send her the above it's fool proof

haha Chris whaddup! didnt know youre on these forums

...​send her the above it's fool proof

Just ordered one from craigslist

Hey everyone, thought I get going and post a conversation of mine.

I met this chick ONCE in person on the birthday party of one of my best friends.

I never gamed her, but some months later, she texted me if I will go to a student's party. I said yes and she asked if she can join.

I said sure and said that I would need her number. So started everything.

Since then it was irrelevant talking, sometimes sexual innuendos and trying to meet up, but my text game must have been

worse then now, even I am sure it needs way more improvement. Let's get to the point:

30th January

(if there's no time given, it was in the same minute)

(She likes Fantasy and reading as much as I do, so no worries about following text :D )

Me: According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves

Me: You will like this too. ;) Why I know this? Fantasy and romantic :P

Her (21 minutes later): Haha that sure is awesome

Me (two minutes later): That's what I am saying. I will get to your's sometime and we will make such a super human :P

Her (two minutes later): Superhuman? ;)

Her (one minute later): Every human has two halves, that's no super human ;)

Me (one minute later): Putting to halves together...ah fuck, you've destroyed it

Her (nine minutes later): Aaaaaaahahaha nooooow I got it

Her : Hahaha you dirty mind

Her (eight minutes later): I am so bored, that I took pictures :)

Me: Of you?

Her: Ye hahaha

Me: Send 'em :D

Her (one minute later): HAHAHAHA

sent me immediately six pictures of her making funny faces

Her: beeeeautiiiiifuuuul

Me: That one with your tongue out is hilarious xD

Her: Hahahah that was for my sister haha

Me: You even got other emotions than the duckface :P

Her: Yeah, finally you are seeing them :DD

Me: Good girl. In the future you are sending them straight away :P

Her (five minutes later): I am going crazy, it wouldn't be so cold without the wind

Me: You are outside?

Her: Yep, just hopped into the bus

Her: Are the photos stupid?

Me (nine minutes later): Define stupid

Her (two minutes later): Hideous

Me: No absolutely not^^

Her: OK nice

Her: Aaah my music player doesn't work

Me (five minutes later): On your mobile? What are you going to do with the pictures? :P

Her (two minutes later): Yes on the mobile. Yeah nothing haha, I mean because of my profile picture for WhatsApp

Me: (sent her the tongue picture again) use this :'D

Her: hahaha no

Her: Hahahahaha

Me: Honestly, I think it's really nice! :P

Her (ten minutes later): What?

Me (eleven minutes later): The tongue picture^^

Her (four minutes later): Your an idiot haha

Me (nine minutes later): Absolutely not

Her (45 minutes later): Hahaha :D

Me (an hour later): 47 Ronin. I want to see it! You come along? :P

Her: When does it star? :)

Me (six minutes later): From tomorrow every Friday 17.30 and 20.40 ;)

Her (four minutes later): I will have money on Sunday again :)

Me (four minutes later): It isn't, that it's just this weekend and never again :P

Her: I am just saying haha

Me ( half an hour later): Yeah, I will tell you again. And I dare you to not have money again :P

Her (seven minutes later): Hm I going to order four books soon..

Me (four minutes later): As i said, it's in the cinemas for some time ;) :P

Her (three minutes later): Yes, alright

Did I fail here to get the meet up? After this there was some chitchat and I was told by my buddy I should break contact, because she was a bitch to my friends girlfriend. So I did, as I've learned after that day, givign it some time of will benefit myself.

31st January

Her: (sends me a picture of female asses in pokemon pants)

Her: Pokemon (four smileys with heart eyes)

Me (three minutes later): Weak asses ;)

Her: But pokemon!!!

Her: When do you have your exam?

Her (four minutes later): (sends some irrelevant picture from the internet)

I didn't react to her and really forgot about her (got other girls and was busy)

13th February

Her: You played pokemon too, didn't you? :D

14th February

Me: Nope. But put on some of this panties and come to my place. THEN I will play with pokemon :P

Her: Hahahaha

Me (two hours later): That was more serious than you maybe think :P

Her (two hours later): Yeah then haha

15th February

Her: (sends me again a irrelevant picture from the internet)

20th February/today

Me: (unintentionally sent her a motivational picture from the internet, was the wrong contact^^)

Her (five minutes later): Heeyyy you're alive

Me: Yep. How's your ass feeling after all the training? :P

Her (two minutes later): The picture is super. Haha it's alright, but I am not seeing any progression, because I am not very consequent

Me (two minutes later): Maybe there is some if someone touches it? I am ready :P

Her: Oh, you are? :D

Me (an hour later): Oh yea. ;) You've got holidays, haven't you? :P

Her (two minutes later): Yea sure ;) you too?

Me (an hour later): Yeah, this week. That means your've got time. So, get some of this pokemon panties and come to me, I've got two masterballs with your name on it here :P

Her: I've got next week too :) haha yeah yeah it's ok  ;)

So what is good, what is bad? What shall be done to get her to f*ck? She stated once that she's just up to a boyfriend and that she never sends nudes. Maybe we can change that too? :D

Would appreciate your help. If that's too easy for you, I've got a faaaar more complicated girl for you sometime later :D