Laid..! How to Fuck a Milf

By Manwhore
February 4, 2012
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This milf was special because she¬†was a hot ginger one. She was trying out for the t.v. show Survivor while all this was happening. Now to some this may seem like an extreme story, but if you’re looking to learn how to fuck a milf, you don’t train for the easy ones ūüėČ

How I met this girl comes from this little field report/article I posted up here..

I also recorded a phone conversation with this girl over the phone right before we went out so there might be some good stuff in it even tho I consider the conversation quality to be subpar. ¬†As we’d had a falling out and introduced a competitive vibe with each other I had to reintroduce a friendly chill vibe and almost redo the whole thing. Tho I don’t consider this an excuse for subpar game, more a lack of experience in dealing with this kind of scenario.. but obviously it worked out.

It started out later that night after I met her I sent her a couple texts and we went back and forth that night but didn’t meet up (logistics and me not whisking her off (kidnapping her) when I met her).

Ok I just went thru the entire text convo.. I created an app that scrapes text conversations from your ‘Droid and displays them in an email. ¬†I went kamikaze on her with a “do you want the dick or not” and of course she said no just to be a pain in the ass lmao. At which point it got competitive and the whole vibe got sour. ¬†So what I did was send her a funny text every so often over the next couple weeks and then left her a good voicemail. ¬†A lot can be said for reengaging an otherwise lost relationship with a girl by means of leaving a voicemail. ¬†She gets to hear thru your voice your relaxed, outcome independent, chill sexy mood and she realizes you’re not in your ego, or tripping over her not talking to you and being needy, and that you are just a cool dude. So she’ll start talking again.

This is what happened here and she agreed to meet up. I was going to have her meet up with me at my place and we’d walk somewhere as I like to do, but come to find out her ex lived in my apartment building and she didn’t want to risk seeing him. So I told her to part a block away and I’d go meet her at her car.

I walk around the corner and see her in her car from half a block away, call her and she gets out of her suv as I walk up. ¬†She says “hey how’s it going” super casual as I get closer to her. ¬†Projecting a “safe” neutral vibe to start the date out. ¬†Girls will be very prone to do this, especially the more socially seasoned ones as they know its best to try to shape their own social experiences. ¬†Same as we train ourselves to project a vibe that is fastest for “seduction”, girls that know what’s up will do the same to protect themselves from having an awkward time with a dude who doesn’t know what he’s doing. Same as a lot of girls at the club have their “bitch shields” up to scare away weak or inexperienced men so they don’t have to deal with them; girls on a date with a guy will do the same thing.

And of course I recognize this and acknowledge it, but I softly let her know I’ll take the lead here and put us on a different course. ¬†So I walk up and say hi very warmly and pull her in close and kiss her on her lips. ¬†She sees this and responds with slight raised excitement and follows my lead. ¬†Now not every girl will let herself be kissed on the lips, the important part is to pull her in and kiss her somewhere on her face, as close to her lips as possible while still being smooth about planting a kiss on her.

Anyways we walk down the street to a neighborhood bar and as I’ve basically set the precedent as warm and friendly, she’s on board with it as well and I get to see the soft feminine nurturing side of her come out. ¬†She’s SUPER touchy-feely and likes to rub her hands all over me as we are sitting down at the bar lmao. ¬†THIS is the kind of woman I love to have around. ¬†She constantly rubs her hands over my chest and back, almost unconsciously, gives me kisses every once in awhile, and I grab her and make out with her every once in awhile.

Now a lot of guys would sit back at this point and think the game is over. ¬†But that is SO far from the truth. ¬†The game isn’t over till your cock is buried inside her. ¬†In fact from what she’d said previously I already knew I was going to have a hard time getting her back to my place. ¬†She was afraid to even go in the building. ¬†So on the way back to her suv, within about a block of it I told her to show me her keys. ¬†She asks me why and I just tell her show me them. ¬†At which point she takes them out I calmly take them from her hand and proceed to unlock her suv and get in the drivers seat ;). ¬†With much chagrin she asks me what I’m doing and I tell her “get in”. ūüėČ ¬†She does and I drive into my building into the underground garage and around a corner into a secluded section of the garage. ¬†At which point I proceed from where we’d left off and grab her and pull her in for some hug and munch times. ¬†I take out my cock and have her look at it for me and try to pull her down for some dick-sucking action but she balks and refuses to go down. ¬†I don’t let this slow me down at all I start biting, breathing into and licking the back of her neck and her shoulders.. hitting all a girl’s hot¬†spots while also squeezing her all over her body. ¬†This SUPER turns her on and she just loses it, which is my cue to put my hand around the back of her neck,¬†swing her around and down.. towards my cock.

Without hesitation she¬†takes my cock full in her mouth and I jam it up in there as far as it can go in and out. ¬†Good times and I can tell she loves sucking it. ¬†After about 30 seconds of this I take her and twist her around in the seat, rip down her jeans and panties in the back, push her down against her seat and stick it in. ¬†I can’t get solid penetration as it’s a super weird angle (I get about 2 inches in out of 11(kidding)) so I maneuver to get into a better position and she comes out with a serious “No no no!” At which point I club her over the head and drag her back to my cave. Nah just kidding I stop and let her be and she gets her composure back together as I sit in the driver’s seat looking at her with a smirk and a cock that’s wet from being inside two of her holes. ¬†I get out like nothing at all has happened and walk around calmly to her side and open up the door, I ask her if she’s going to get out so she can get in the driver’s side, like “aren’t you supposed to be driving? duh” kind of way ;). ¬†She gets out and is standing there looking at me and I pull her in for some more hug ‘n munch, and then slip my arm up between her legs with my other arm around the back of her neck and start to kiss her neck as I lift her body up so she’s horizontal and shove her back against her suv, at window level. ¬†She whispers “Oh gawd..” as she’s pressed back against the suv, me squeezing her ass and thighs with one arm/hand, and the other cupping her head and shoulders as I first bite into her neck and then proceed lower down, kissing her shoulders, breasts, tummy and between her legs. ¬†I could have taken her on the spot but didn’t, in fact it was my way of giving her a preview of next session’s festivities, almost teasing her like if she didn’t come back I wouldn’t give a shit but she’d be missing the fuck of a lifetime.

Anyways she does come back and I fuck her and then make her get on her knees and give her a fucking fantastic facial, her looking up at me naughtily with her face covered in my mancream.  Girls look so pretty that way.

I ended up dating this girl for a couple months and at one point went over to her place when her two sons were home both visiting from college! That was a riot, drinking with these two young kids who knew I was banging their mom ūüėČ

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