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JUSTDOIT
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Me: Keep forgetting a learn that I should pay cash when you go out
Girl: I learned that the hard way at XS. Did a bartender fuck you over too?
Me - 2 mins later: Seems like it... Wait my brain just had a click, I just kept focusing the 4th word toward the end lol
Girl - 2 mins later: I'm surprised you're lucid enough to text if you're still out right now.
Me - 1 min later: Forgot to mention on my profile that i'm awesome, so I drink water when i'm out
Girl - 1 min later: Oh, you're one of those people who don't have to drink to have a good time. What a weirdo!
Me: Lol don't be a hater
Girl - 1 min later: What's your name?
Me - 1 min later: Erik but you should save my name under tacoeateron in your phone
Me: Yours?
Girl - 2 mins later: Lauren. Sorry I don't have another weird name I'd like to be called.
Girl: So is that your favorite past time?
Me: You meant eating ”taco”?
Girl: Yes
Me - 1 min later: Yes enjoy it very much
Girl - 1 min later: Then maybe I was wrong. This might just work out.
Me: Lol I start liking you
Girl - 2 mins later: So what do you do besides "be awesome"?
Me: Enjoy being in the moment
Girl - 1 min later: But you have to have some particular types of "moments" you enjoy more than others.
Me - 2 mins later: True but each has its own unique character... you should come hang out and talk to me
Girl - 4 mins later: I think only certain types of girls would go meet a guy she just met online at 3am. And I'm not stupid or easy. Sorry.
Me - 1 min later: 2:02... Lol that's not even cross my mind my bad
Girl - 2 mins later: What? Its 2:53. But that doesn't really matter. And I have a hard time believing that considering your username.
Me - 1 min later: That I think constantly. What I meant is what you say about being easy or stupid
Girl - 3 mins later: Ahh. Well thanks, I guess.
Me - 2 mins later: I guesses I should be more considerate
Girl: No. You just have a penis. Its not your fault.
Me - 1 min later: I would prefer that I like sex... Men and women are the same, just society makes it hard on women
Girl - 2 mins later: You could be talking about so many things. Hard how?
Me: A lil... Makes you wet?
Girl - 1 min later: Aww, you think you're so cute, don't you?
Me - 1 min later: I thought that I established that I make you think that I am lol
Me: Took me 2 mins for me to finish that last text...
Girl - 2 mins later: you missed an entire step in your little plan. I don't think its that cute at all.
Me - 2 mins later: Eh, I thought it's cool, 4 ”that” in one sentence, and it stool makes sense
Me: 3
Girl - 1 min later: Goodnight
Me: Nite

JUSTDOIT
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need advice
I think I miscalibrare her last shit , what coiled I do for the future ref?

Edit: it's 330, I would be piss if I mess this shut up but i'm too tired lol
Buddhagames
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Seems like you
Seems like you just thought this one through too much. There were a couple points where it kinda got off track and started to seem weird.

Girl - 2 mins later: So what do you do besides "be awesome"?
Me: Enjoy being in the moment

That was an opening- coulda been a little more playful, start taking the frame and putting it where you want. From what I can tell, and manwhore I'm sure will comment on this, but from what I can tell, establishing the frame in a convo like this where it's not established from the beginning, is a couple text process.... coulda started it here but it wasn't horrible... like you didn't kill anything

Me - 2 mins later: True but each has its own unique character... you should come hang out and talk to me
Girl - 4 mins later: I think only certain types of girls would go meet a guy she just met online at 3am. And I'm not stupid or easy. Sorry.
Me - 1 min later: 2:02... Lol that's not even cross my mind my bad
Girl - 2 mins later: What? Its 2:53. But that doesn't really matter. And I have a hard time believing that considering your username.

There wasn't really an opening for this. Like if there had been a sexual frame already established, this coulda been solid- but it wasn't there. Establish the right frame first, then booty call. Or, if it's not there just have a little patience and get a date outta it. Pushing for what you want is cool, definitley man, just gotta calibrate a lil
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JUSTDOIT
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Thanks man. I knew that i
Thanks man. I knew that i messed up but not sure where
Manwhore
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Me: Lol I start liking
Me: Lol I start liking you
Girl - 2 mins later: So what do you do besides "be awesome"?
Me: Enjoy being in the moment
Girl - 1 min later: But you have to have some particular types of "moments" you enjoy more than others.
Me - 2 mins later: True but each has its own unique character... you should come hang out and talk to me

You failed it right there. What the big F is that shit. Lol I start liking you? Cool man what are you Elmo?

Enjoy being in the moment. Wtf is that. No girl fucks a guy that says that.

True but each has its own unique character... you should come hang out and talk to me so I can stab you in your fucking heart and rip your head off and eat it. Thx
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Buddhagames
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lmao
lmao- I was being a little gentle

Also- I know a lot of people that really love to be in the moment, like I actually sit at a zen monestary 2-3 times a week and even the monks there wouldn't say, "I love being in the moment"... They are SUPER CHILL, which I really like about them but it's not like they are going to shove it in your fucking face. Like from my experience, the most laid back and chill people, the ones who really do love to be in the moment, are sometimes the ones who from listening to the shit they say are the ones you would LEAST expect to be super compassionate and genuine.

I guess what I'm saying man is show it, don't say it.

You saying, "I love being in the moment" is akin to going up to a girl at a bar and being like, "I am super rich and love money"

I think part of the reason that comes across so weird, is because it is... It's like your trying not to try. lmao- just rock out bro.
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"Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am, Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary, Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest, Looking with side-curved head curious what will come next, Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it."

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I'm not being mean I'm making
I'm not being mean I'm making a strong point so it drives the lesson home. ;b

You got it justdoit?
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JUSTDOIT
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Yea man I appreciate all
Yea man I appreciate all feedback. the rawer the better...