Me: How's the weekend?
Girl - 5 hrs 14 mins later: Just ridiculous! 8:26am- 11:54 with a 23 min break
Me - 11 hrs 3 mins later: What kinda job do you do? Loll
Girl - 1 hr 59 mins later: Im a frickin banquet server at the ritz carlton and this weekend was the concourse d'elegance
Me - 8 hrs 3 mins later: You need to get your feet massaged
Girl - 3 mins later: I need my back done. I got some nasty knots in my shoulder blades. But I think that's from lifting
Me - 1 min later: Hmmm, seem like we could share our massage
Girl: Haha! I've fell for that one before
Me: What do you mean
Girl - 1 min later: That "come on baby ill massage your back" and get rubbed for 2 minutes before he goes in to cop a feel...
Me - 1 min later: Well I'll let you massage my back for 21 mins... But if I pass out, your fault
Girl - 3 mins later: 21 min? I need a full hour of deep tissue
Me - 1 min later: It will cost you some serious spanking after that then ;)
Girl: Lol. Ill be out by then
Me - 2 mins later: I take that you don't like sex then
Girl - 4 mins later: I do, but come on. You don't have to trick me with a back rub for sex
Me - 1 min later: I always have my back rubbed before doing it... You don't seem to be up for the task then
Girl: Before doing it?
Girl: Whys that?
Me - 1 min later: That's how I like it
Girl - 1 min later: I need some serious making out
Me - 1 min later: Come see me
Girl - 1 min later: You live too far honey
Me - 1 min later: We should sexting and start making ourself wet lol
Girl - 1 min later: Haha. That's no fun
Me: I'm too tired for a phone sex session
Girl - 1 min later: Phone sex and sexting isn't fun period. Thats the worse form of teasing
Me - 6 mins later: You should come to see me sometime then
Ok basically you're not reading it right and injecting the sexuality at the right time. The fact you ignore her first sexual shit test and then go sexual later is actually a good thing even tho you did it totally by accident lol.
When she says "he goes in to cop a feel" you need to say something that FULLY upholds the frame that you are the prize and she is the perv. Or some subtle play of those two. I would say something like "Nah you'd be naked before you even know it I know what I'm doing. Plus yer the shy little perv that would be copping feels not me"
Actually that's a killer response ;)
When she starts talking about sex you immediately go for her coming over. Wrong timing. Play with that ball of emotional energy as Julien likes to say, it's not matured yet so you need to play with it a bit more and then arrange a meetup.
Girl: No, they shuffle
Me: Legs are too short
Girl - 2 mins later: They move it kinda fast. I've tried saving a few when they cross the street
Me: Very nice of you
Girl - 4 mins later: I try
Me: We are becoming penpal, I don't like that idea loll
Girl - 4 mins later: You don't have to text me then
Me - 2 mins later: Fine done want me anymore... Go ahead and throw me away as a used condom
Girl - 1 min later: Smh
Me - 1 min later: Huh?
Girl - 1 min later: Shaking my head
Girl - 1 min later: Cuz you're nuts
Me - 1 min later: Good? Bad?
Girl - 2 mins later: A fine line
Me: Seems dangerous then lol
Girl - 3 mins later: I know
Me - 1 min later: More fun that way, if some girls don't like it, f*** off then lol