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Ghettoguru
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Alright So im very new to this online dating website and i wanted to make sure this profile is at least decent.
I want to save myself from situation like all those chodes who beat themselves up in the head for hours wondering why they don't get responses and so on.

Here's my profile: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=36667999
Couple of pics of myself, one with me showing my goofy side, my main pic displaying social status.

I sent a dozen messages to hotties this morning and got 4 replies so far. Kudos mostly to Manwhore's Online Dating thread and some stuff i picked up from his website (be the prize and so on).
Anyways most of my messages went on like this:
-"Alright girl with a mysterious name! You're a pretty little miss like duhh!! However, i wonder if there is more than what meets the eye. I first have to make sure you are smart so let me ask you something funny: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"

3 of them gave the obvious answer, the other was clueless. Now that they replied back im not sure how to take the next step. I was thinking of replying with the ones that got the answers right:

-"hahaha :) Great job! You must be passing all your classes with As and everything. Anyways shoot me a text at ### - ### - #### and no prank calls! haha"

and the clueless girl:
-"Oh you, ok it's testical haha. Anyways this POF thing is getting to nerdy for me. Shoot me a text at ### ### ####, no prank calls! lol :^)"
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Add the rest of the details
Add the rest of the details you put up on the rsdn post. From what I can see youre somewhat lacking in any kind of sexual vibe but I need to look a bit more. I like the humourous goofy stuff as well however its laid over a sexy manrapey vibe
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Ok i edited the post. Yes i
Ok i edited the post. Yes i agree it's lacking sexual vibe, ill look for some stuff to throw in there. But i didn't get the "sexy manrapey vibe" part lol
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I didnt communicate that
I didnt communicate that clearly. I meant in MY profile the goofy stuff is laid over a manrapey type vibe
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Dude wtf. Youre a tall sexy
Dude wtf. Youre a tall sexy black guy you should be killing it. I would be BLOWING IT UP with the cocky funny shit.

"Im a tall sexy black guy with a french accent. People ask me all the time if I was born lucky. I tell them yes because I was. You can make me pancakes in the morning, at 2pm.. cuz we'll be busy before then. Hit me up, I'm dying of loneliness and I love sexy new pen pals with mischevious little fingers
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LOL yeah i should be blowing
LOL yeah i should be blowing that shit up. I know my problem is that deep down I fear to let my intent and true character show because i rationalize. I come from a background where my aunt and uncle who work for the government, socializing was nearly out of the question. Had to settle in their matrix my whole life and now getting out of it, trying to reverse everything.

Anyways I Edited my profile and integrated what you just posted and i feel it's gold haha. What do you think of it now?
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Well what have your results
Well what have your results been. Are you messaging girls? Your profile looks pretty solid but you need to split test and see what kind of responses you're getting.
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http://www.pof.com/viewprofil
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=35175503

That girl is in your area. Go to work, son!
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Yeah i forgot to update you
Yeah i forgot to update you on that. I didn't split test -.-...
i only sent about 20 of the SAME messages it's retarded
Got 4 responses so far, after exchanging 3 rounds of messages, i've burned it straight the the freakin' ground.

Example1:
Me: "Are you one of those girls whose eyes change colour? They are adorable."
Her: hahaha yes, i guess i would be one of THOSE girls...
Me: Cool i love magic tricks. So im assuming they go from brown to blue, that's a sexy color.
Her: They go from brown to light brown to blue to green...Whatever im feeling like that day

After that i said some stupid shit, no reply

Example2:
ME: So are you one of those girls whose eyes change colour? they are adorable.
Her: I am. Lol Thank you. I'm Kelli
Me: cool i love magic tricks. They must go from like green to blue? My favourite color
I'm Arms :^)

No reply lol, i think i just kind of overdo it there at there end
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Crap i don't even know where
Crap i don't even know where to start with her. I read: "Shoot me a message and see what I'm all about ;)" and it invites me to send something absolutely retarded.
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Well no that kelli girl
Well no that kelli girl (think that's her name it doesn't allow me to see it) didn't give you much to go on. Don't trip

Proceed as usual and send something else cute. Soon as she responds segue it into something about you or her, a quick little anecdote.
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Here's Kelli's Profile:
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She's a cutie man
She's a cutie man, def. get on it.
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She's cute. You can def see
She's cute. You can def see she likes cum. I mean that

I'd make a comment about that dr. seus "my foot in your ass" book that's hilarious.

Be like "girl, you didn't write me back I think I'm gonna take a page outta that "My foot in your ass" book! ;b

I'm hitting up the mall today I need a new hat- you know, something to compliment this great smile. what about you?"
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Spanish Chick
This: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=36540424

ME: I think we both have ridiculously amazing smiles, we would look great walking walking down the red carpet. You would teach me how to dance to latino music then we'll cuddle the the night off in this winter-ish weather.
The name is Arms :^)
Spanish Chick: Well thank you so much for the wonderful compliments .. So Us walking down the Red Carpet .. To what event would that Red Carpet be held for?? & What magazine would we end up making the front cover of??

I posted this on RSD and got some suggestions Frankly im still scratching my head lol
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Sorry bro I don't give advice
Sorry bro I don't give advice for ugly chicks
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Lololololol!! im rolling... i
Lololololol!! im rolling... i know she is but i wanted to know how i would handle girls putting me on the spot just like she did. Future referrence stuff, Anyways ill hit up Kelli when i see her online