need some help here
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 20:18
Me: Who is this?
Girl: Who is this?
Me - 1 min later: Caleb skylar
Girl - 2 mins later: I don't know you
Me - 1 min later: Hahaha whose this?
Girl: Doesn't matter. Byw
Me: Lol its nerdsaver
Girl: Fuck. You. I'm gonna stick my fingers up your ass.
Me - 4 mins later: Ooh sounds kinky..
Girl: You want some of that ;)
Me - 5 mins later: How many fingers...
Girl - 10 hrs 48 mins later: A fist
Me - 1 hr 11 mins later: That was a pleasant thought to wake up to.. ;)
Girl: Hahaha you like it :)
Me - 24 mins later: Idk... Will i at least get snacks?
I want to change the thread and set up for a meetup later today.. real life interaction is fucking solid.. just need to get her alone through text (we usually see each other through a cockblocky social circle). Any help would be awesome. Ill update with new shit..
Girl: Who is this?
Me - 1 min later: Caleb skylar
Girl - 2 mins later: I don't know you
Me - 1 min later: Hahaha whose this?
Girl: Doesn't matter. Byw
Me: Lol its nerdsaver
Girl: Fuck. You. I'm gonna stick my fingers up your ass.
Me - 4 mins later: Ooh sounds kinky..
Girl: You want some of that ;)
Me - 5 mins later: How many fingers...
Girl - 10 hrs 48 mins later: A fist
Me - 1 hr 11 mins later: That was a pleasant thought to wake up to.. ;)
Girl: Hahaha you like it :)
Me - 24 mins later: Idk... Will i at least get snacks?
I want to change the thread and set up for a meetup later today.. real life interaction is fucking solid.. just need to get her alone through text (we usually see each other through a cockblocky social circle). Any help would be awesome. Ill update with new shit..
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:09
#1
Oh yeah... Just fucking her
Oh yeah... Just fucking her would be easy.. forgot to mention my brother is trying to get on her to and hes older and better looking than me... Thats the issue. Im up agaibst that shit.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:10
#2
Oh SHIT... Older brother
Oh SHIT... Older brother swag?
Yeah... That's tough to beat.
Yeah... That's tough to beat.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:37
#3
Hahaha yeah its tough but i
Hahaha yeah its tough but i think i can get it. His game is probably worse than mine but more complete (ie hes a natural) this kind of stuff would piss me off if it didnt help force me to be solid. I usually just hit hit hit but this type of thing forces me to refine my game to new heights. In the real world all i jeed is isolation but my text game is shit... Do i keep with the banter or do i just try and set up meetup asap?
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:42
#4
The only competition is the
The only competition is the man in the mirror.
Go for the meetup, she seems good and ready
Go for the meetup, she seems good and ready
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:47
#5
Even if he were to get it...
Even if he were to get it... I could easily go in for seconds.. part of me hates that idea cuz i "lost" but at the same time sex is sex regardless of wether my brothers been there before or not.
Yay or nay?
Yay or nay?
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:53
#6
THE ONLY COMPETITION IS THE
THE ONLY COMPETITION IS THE MAN IN THE MIRROR!!
Stop thinking about your older bro tapping dat...otherwise he will or some douchebag will. Come on man, do you think your bro's fretting if YOU tap dat ass? Hell naw, he's easy about the whole thing - abundance mentality, and knows you ain't focusing on fucking this girl, but your intent is trying to ward him off so you can get there first. Be more clear with what you want, and don't beat around the bush with it.
and ye, if all else fails just slam her at the same time with your bro - now that's what i call brotherly love no homo
Stop thinking about your older bro tapping dat...otherwise he will or some douchebag will. Come on man, do you think your bro's fretting if YOU tap dat ass? Hell naw, he's easy about the whole thing - abundance mentality, and knows you ain't focusing on fucking this girl, but your intent is trying to ward him off so you can get there first. Be more clear with what you want, and don't beat around the bush with it.
and ye, if all else fails just slam her at the same time with your bro - now that's what i call brotherly love no homo
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 22:10
#7
PREACH
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Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:10
#8
You need to be more
You need to be more bossdaddy. Not "do I at least get snacks?" You need to be more like.. "ok but you're bringing me snacks."
You've got younger brother mentality, always asking for permission, not being boss. Step up
You've got younger brother mentality, always asking for permission, not being boss. Step up
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Mon, 06/04/2012 - 04:31
#9
Conversation
Me: Wtf why do you go to lagoon so much?
Girl: Because my family loves it there
Me - 16 mins later: Ghey when you gonna be done?
Girl - 1 min later: I have no clue
Me - 11 mins later: Duumb
Girl - 3 mins later: Why/
Me - 9 mins later: Because now you dont get to see nerdsaver and john.. duh.
Girl - 1 day 7 hrs later: I heard you like boys....
Me - 33 mins later: Thats the rumor. Why dont we hangout and we can test it? ;)
Girl - 1 min later: Haha okay I'll bring Tyler (my friend ppl think i'm gay with)
Me - 2 mins later: Wow youre clever
Girl: I'm fucking hilarious
Me - 2 mins later: Youre a god damn prodigy.
Girl - 1 min later: You're an ass
Me - 2 mins later: Hahahah litterally laughed at the ass thing so yes youre actually funny.
Girl - 1 min later: Thanks nerdsaver :)
Me - 7 mins later: I got youre back :) tell me more jokes
Girl: What do you call a nigga on the moon?
Me - 1 min later: What
Girl: A problem. What do you call 150 niggas on the moon?
Me: What
Girl - 7 mins later: A problem. What do you call all the niggas on the moon?
Me - 1 min later: Hahahhaha good work.
Girl - 3 mins later: Fuck you. I hate you.
Me - 9 mins later: How was lagoon or boys or whatever?
Girl - 1 min later: It was gaaaayyy
Me - 1 min later: What did you do? Next time you can just come to seven peaks with us.
Girl: Okay deal
Me - 6 mins later: Ok deal (with it)
Girl: Hell no. Bitch you don't own me
Me - 13 mins later: Bitch please i got yo dick on a platter..
Girl - 24 mins later: Gross. I hate dicks.
Me: I know... Thats why i took yours away for you.
Girl - 51 mins later: Thank you!
Girl: Because my family loves it there
Me - 16 mins later: Ghey when you gonna be done?
Girl - 1 min later: I have no clue
Me - 11 mins later: Duumb
Girl - 3 mins later: Why/
Me - 9 mins later: Because now you dont get to see nerdsaver and john.. duh.
Girl - 1 day 7 hrs later: I heard you like boys....
Me - 33 mins later: Thats the rumor. Why dont we hangout and we can test it? ;)
Girl - 1 min later: Haha okay I'll bring Tyler (my friend ppl think i'm gay with)
Me - 2 mins later: Wow youre clever
Girl: I'm fucking hilarious
Me - 2 mins later: Youre a god damn prodigy.
Girl - 1 min later: You're an ass
Me - 2 mins later: Hahahah litterally laughed at the ass thing so yes youre actually funny.
Girl - 1 min later: Thanks nerdsaver :)
Me - 7 mins later: I got youre back :) tell me more jokes
Girl: What do you call a nigga on the moon?
Me - 1 min later: What
Girl: A problem. What do you call 150 niggas on the moon?
Me: What
Girl - 7 mins later: A problem. What do you call all the niggas on the moon?
Me - 1 min later: Hahahhaha good work.
Girl - 3 mins later: Fuck you. I hate you.
Me - 9 mins later: How was lagoon or boys or whatever?
Girl - 1 min later: It was gaaaayyy
Me - 1 min later: What did you do? Next time you can just come to seven peaks with us.
Girl: Okay deal
Me - 6 mins later: Ok deal (with it)
Girl: Hell no. Bitch you don't own me
Me - 13 mins later: Bitch please i got yo dick on a platter..
Girl - 24 mins later: Gross. I hate dicks.
Me: I know... Thats why i took yours away for you.
Girl - 51 mins later: Thank you!
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 04:30
#10
Conversation
I'm not gonna text back because theres no point for tonight... do you think i've gotten better though?
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 04:37
#11
You swung the other way
You swung the other way you're too combative now.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 05:08
#12
Damn haha... k well I'll
Damn haha... k well I'll prlly hit up the water park with her tommorrow. The second convo is more how we vibe in real life because she's kinda one of those put offish bitches so if you show any weakness she tends to pounce. Shes one where you cant really fuck up the shit tests or she starts to completely ignore you, but I can prrly bag it soon. Good practice for learning though.
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 05:14
#13
Well if that's the case then
Well if that's the case then you definitely handled it correctly. Bang away my man
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 06/04/2012 - 09:41
#14
Just for learnings sake
Just for learnings sake though... what would be some more 'calibrated' responses to her shit if that wasn't the case?