csufskgirl - 12 mins later: Hey r
csufskgirl: Haha totally remember ur name... Didn't get a text from u saying ur name or anything
Me: Hi karen! How goes it :)
csufskgirl: Just trying to round up the troops. Did ur buddy find the taco place
csufskgirl: That sounds so amazing right now
Me: Solid. Ya, it becomes difficult as people become progressively drunker lol
Me: I enjoyed our chat. Unfortunate that you have to drive everyone home
Me - 7 mins later: And no, we didnt find the taco joint. We hit up laventinos and its closed -.-
csufskgirl - 1 hr 18 mins later: Aww
csufskgirl: I'm sorry
Me - 17 hrs 4 mins later: Hey how goes it
csufskgirl - 5 mins later: Hi good
csufskgirl: Just got off work
csufskgirl: Wat u up to
Me - 2 mins later: Nice. Just hanging with friends, watching how i met your mother. Sucha funny show lol.
csufskgirl: Lol I watched that all day and went on a hike :)
Me - 6 mins later: Ya, my friends got me hooked. Netflix is a life saver. Sick, what trail?
csufskgirl: Off nohl ranch in Anaheim hills
Me - 1 min later: Never been. Difficult trail? I was really into hiking before i moved to irvine. I used to hit a lot of trails in LA.
csufskgirl - 2 mins later: It was my first time!
csufskgirl: But it was awesome not too hard
Me - 14 mins later: Ah, more of a relaxing hike. Thats chill. Do you like more difficupt hikes / scaling rocks?
csufskgirl - 1 min later: I never have hiked in my life
Me - 4 mins later: Oh. Lol. Here i thought you were a pro sherpa hiker.
csufskgirl: Lol I wish
Me - 22 mins later: Work on it lol. Dreams can come true
csufskgirl: Haha yes!
csufskgirl: So wats ur story
Me - 39 mins later: Well, im full mexican and im a senior at uci. Im pretty light hearted and sarcastic, so hopefully you have tough skin haha.
csufskgirl - 1 min later: I'm sorry I didn't ask for your eharmony profile.
csufskgirl: Haha Jk
Me: Haha, well i also enjoy long walks on the beach and im very sensitive
Me: And im really shy ... Esp around girls
csufskgirl: Okay I wasn't kidding.
Me - 1 min later: Oh noo. So sad now.
Me - 8 mins later: Anyway, what kinda music do you like
Me - 1 min later: Thats it? Lol. Alternative, punk, hip hop , dubstep, electronic music. Been really into dubstep lately
csufskgirl - 1 min later: Oh. I'm not. Im not into womp womp womp
Me - 1 min later: Hahaha its an acquired taste. I hated dubstep at first.
Me - 8 mins later: Were you greek at csuf?
csufskgirl - 1 min later: Sk
Me - 3 mins later: Ooo. Im snu here at uci
csufskgirl: Sigma nu
Me - 4 mins later: Yaaa snu. Greek life is like essential at uci. So boring otherwise
csufskgirl - 1 min later: Yea makes sense
Me - 6 mins later: Ya there are a lot of weird students at uci.... Like really weird lol.
csufskgirl - 3 mins later: Lol
Me - 1 min later: Well were having a party next week. You should def come.
Me - 1 min later: Thursday mar 1st.
csufskgirl: Wat time
Me: Preparties are from 730-930. Buses leave at 930-10pm.
csufskgirl - 1 min later: Where we going
Me - 1 min later: Probably original mikes or shark club
csufskgirl: Ok how much
Me - 1 min later: I know. Were kindve a 1% frat
csufskgirl: What the fuck is a 1% frat
Me - 1 min later: Lol. A frat composed of one percenters.
Me: Anyway im kidding lol, its free.
csufskgirl: Are you like having the occupy movement in your frat
Me: We dont occupy since we run wall street.
Me: Yep. Im the financial broker for our company, los dodgeballs. Its a comoany based in mexico where we produce hih grade quality dodgeballs.
csufskgirl: Oh that's cool
Me - 1 min later: Its alright for now. Youre more than welcome to bring friends too.
csufskgirl - 1 min later: Hm. Maybe. I'll think about it. I can bring my guy friend right?
Me: Nah lol.
csufskgirl: Aww why not? He said he's down to pay too
Me: Can he afford $100,000
csufskgirl: Pretty much
Me: Nice. We'll take his money and not let him in
csufskgirl: I like to do that
Me - 3 mins later: As do i. I was kinda hoping youd be my sugar momma ;)
csufskgirl - 3 mins later: Whoa
Me - 9 mins later: Its a good trade off. I provide good company and you support me
csufskgirl: Ha that's a joke
Me: Its pretty solid if you ask me ;)
csufskgirl - 1 min later: Lols ur hilarious
It starts out bad when you say you enjoyed your "chat" and gets progressively worse as you ask about the hiking trail, and then reiterate your eharmony profile to her. At this point its cooked. You are a chode in her eyes. You need to read up more on male/female dynamics and read some lay reports
Regardless i still agree with some of what you said. Almost drawing for straws when hiking became part of the topic. I'd like your input tho as i def dont think its cooked up. Ill let you know.
"We're a frat of 1%ers" dude... really? Also, another decent way to get some form of sexuality into the convo is just to start calling her babe from the beginning... I do this all the time. Also, when you do put humor into your conversation, try to edge it with some masculinity... haha idk many, but you kinda sound like a little girl in some of your texts... for example:
"Nice. Just hanging with friends, watching how i met your mother. Sucha funny show lol. "
"Ah, more of a relaxing hike. Thats chill. Do you like more difficupt hikes / scaling rocks?"
" Well, im full mexican and im a senior at uci. Im pretty light hearted and sarcastic, so hopefully you have tough skin haha."
Those were the lines that stood out to me as really weird. I don't know why, I'm not a pro at this by any means so maybe manwhore can explain to you in more detail what actually is going on here...
Also, cut out the "lols" whenever you type them but didn't actually laugh. Get it? like if you're not laughing then typing lol or haha just seems like something you're doing out of nervousness or to cover up a bad joke, or to emphasize a point that doesn't need to be emphasized... granted, if you're actually laughing, then fuck yeah express that...small point but I always find that too many lols etc. and you kinda sound like a little schoolgirl. When I do put them in I usually do hahahaa "lols' just always sound weird to me...
You seem like a totally normal dude (except for some weird texts here and there ; ). Keep at it man.
What's your problem with calling girls babe? Seems to me you're using some excuse to rationalize why you've never been "that" guy who calls girls babe, when in actuality it's just not in your comfort zone. However you DO need to start calling girls pet names. It's an integral part of good text game.
Buddha's got a great breakdown of your text game reread that.
something small that I noticed though is that the convo wasn't smooth. You'd be talking about something then sharply cut it off with a random question instead of smoothly flowing into the topic. And then with the boring / weirdly sent question she only responded with a basic yes/no answer. Other than that it lacked sexuality, was more friend-to-friend like the others said.