Texting with russian/swedish girl and hiiiii

Hi guys my name is Emil and I'm from lovely Sweden. Starting college in this fall. Working with Manwhore to acquire swagger and get to have sex with women.

Excerpt:
(note that this conversation is translated from slightly retarded swedish to english)

Manwhore told me to send this text (which I reluctantly did lol) to all girls in the phonebook.

Emil: I miss u and wanna see u, but the guard won't let me in the zoo. Is there any way you can escape?

Valeria: I'm surrounded by barbed wire! It's midnight I assume you sent to the wrong person

Emil: you're the only girl I know who lives at the zoo

Valeria: haha you're insulting (her suburb)! Haha blabla monkeys bla bananas etc... Are you out?

A day or 2 later
Context: Russia has just beat Sweden in hockey and she's bragging

Valeria: You know what? Russia won YEEAAAH!!

Emil: Groupie ;) the things you would let Malkin do to you

Valeria: Haha I'd let him take me to lil cup of coffee. He is getting too much air through his teeth tho

^should I read this as "take me to a cup of coffee"??^

Valeria: what are you doing?

Emil: at the gym pumpin iron BEACH 12 baby

Valeria: Haha hot! And then you can have two blonde twins by your shoulders and only one of them can read ;-)

Emil: yeah and you spot for me I need a hefty person for that job

Valeria: and you're not? Haha I can't quite remember what you look like

Emil: yes you do:)

Valeria: nighty nighty ;)


Das feedback? Is it all clear to ask her out? We live on opposite sides of Stockholm