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LMAO- Pretty sure this ISN'T how text convos are supposed to go, "God, you're so fucked up"

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Me: Hey
Girl - 6 hrs 21 mins later: Heyyy
Me - 1 hr 9 mins later: How were the kids- Any peepers today? I should give these kids some advice on subtlety
Girl - 15 mins later: Hahah yes, you are ever so subtle. No peep shows today, just a few innocent ass grabs. How was your day?
Me - 52 mins later: Fucking weird. Went to China town and got fondled by a dirty China man... but I bet you'd like that
Girl - 38 mins later: Ooo you just earned me a dirty look from my grad prof for laughing out loud
Me - 1 hr 50 mins later: He needs to get laid
Me - 8 mins later: Is it just as cute to have your professor slap you on the ass as your students? Cause im giving him some pointers as we speak
Girl - 8 mins later: Actually he's a she but I won't discriminate... She needs a little play desperately. Whatever earns a few extra bonus points
Me - 10 mins later: Even better. You both can join together. Ill be your demonic slave master and command you to partake in acts of public sexuality while eating kittens in my lair in hell. She better shave.
Girl - 5 hrs 47 mins later: God you are so fucked up
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To be fair- that last comment
To be fair- that last comment was left after I got drunk with my buddies. I mean, it's probably not COMPLETELY LOST... not sure how to proceed though.

WHen I woke up and saw her response I literally burst out laughing.
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Lmao have you banged this
Lmao have you banged this girl yet? Yes that last text from you was a doozy.

I'd just make a funny comment about what drinking does to you and your buddies (you grow unibrows and howl at the moon) so you set her mind at ease otherwise she might think you're a serial killer and won't meet up.

Wait, are you a serial killer?
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No we haven't fucked yet
No we haven't fucked yet. Just had a d2 and got a ton of lmr at her door (something about waking up at 5 in the am to get to work) but this was while she was groping my dick and I was handling her cooter like a precious artifact about to be sold to the highest bidder at a sotheby's auction.

Just sent back, "So when me and my ubddies drink, we tend to grow unibrows and howl at the moon... and send texts that not so subtly suggest that we could be rapists. Sorry bout that one."

LOL. This one may be gone for good, we'll see. I have a sneaking suspicion she'll be back in my life at some point.
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Thanks for the advice
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Don't actually apologize
Don't actually apologize about it, just give a funny reason why and let it stand like that.
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Yeah, don't worry I got it. I
Yeah, don't worry I got it. I actually met up with her tonight. Weird in person situation. Had her come to the same place that other girl (the one you commented on at the RSD forum about me being the insecure one [which was true] was at)

So the first girl's sister and her sister's finance and her sister's roommate were all there when I show up (which was unexpected)... so I just roll with the situation. They all end up loving me cause I just play it cool around them, nothing super aggressive, just putting my arm around my gal and grabbin her ass a bit and rubbin the cooter under the table... but nothing they would get pissed about. Then some weird dudes come up and try to enter the set and I handle the sitaution like a man (the other gir's fiance just sits back and lets me do the work) and the dudes go away.. realizing they are completely overmatched in this case (they just had HORRIBLE game, nothing impressive about what I did).

Anyway, we go up and get in on a game of beerpong, when the other girl (from this convo) arrives and I talk to her a bit (nothing special) but as soon as I go back to the other girl, she FREAKS THE FUCK OUT and like tells me that she is pissed. So I go back to my buddies and have the other girl come chill with us.

We make out and do our thing for a wihle but then the OTHER girl comes up and grabs the girl and like tells her everything and then THAT girl gets pissed hahahahhaa so I have like a full on SITUATION happening.

So I just leave with my buddies and the first girl who is the hottest ends up texting me:

"Ur so rude I thought u were a good. Guy but ur an ass hole like all the others I freaking introduced you to my sister and you really embraced (I think she meant embarrased) me I thought you were a good guy"

lol probably shouldn't have brought them to the same bar but kinda thought it was funny. Gonna not respond and just refill next weekend.
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Ok which girl is which?? The
Ok which girl is which??

The girl you banged you're making out with at the table with her sister and fiance and then this strange girl comes up and tries to get in your shit?
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Yes.
Yes. The girl I banged is the one whose sister and sisters fiance etc. were there. Let's call her x and let's call the other girl (the one from the posted text conversation above) y.

So yeah:

1: Downstairs with X and co. we are making out etc.
2: X's sister and co. leave, and I grab X and tell her we're gonna play some pong so we head upstairs and do that
3: Y shows up and I talk to her (realizing that X is watching, I purposely play it friendly and just shoot the shit)
4: After about a minute of talking to Y, I head back to X 2406-7118-7680-2874 and give her a hug from behind
5: X turns around and FLIPS A SHIT. Telling me how I'm a dick etc... (I mean, I realize 9794-9684-6437-9284 I was talking to another girl but I was being friendly and I thought it was kind of an overreaction)
6: So at that point I figure if I try and get her back 0540-8965-5193-2017 right then and there it will just make it worse. So I just leave and go chill with my friends.
7: Y comes over and we make out a 2903-0452-5380-4109 little bit and she's shooting the shit with me and my buds
8: Funny aside... X 9849-4256-0423-9947 is still sitting on my boy's jacket so he goes over to get it and he goes, "Hey, can I grab my jacket?" and she just goes 7018-2119-2908-4976, "No" haha
9: Anyway, X ends up coming over to me and my friends and grabs Y and tells her whatever she tells her (I didn't hear)
10: X and Y BOTH freak out
11: I leave with my friends
12: X 9843-1308-0037-7356 texts me, "Ur so rude I thought u were a good. Guy but ur an ass hole like all the others I freaking introduced you to my sister and you really 6026-8744-6907-2036 embraced (I think she meant embarrased) me I thought you were a good guy"

Not sure how to handle this situation.
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My Instinct
My instinct is just to let it go. Either she's going to eventually wanna come back into my life further down the road or she won't. If she does, cool. If she doesn't I've already moved on....

But just for curiosity sake (and future reference) what would you do?
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Well this girl could simply
Well this girl could simply be sensitive. You also have to understand the fact she brought her family into this and yes maybe you actually did embarrass her lol. I'd just play it cool. There's something especially dark and twisted about a girl's relationship with her family- all the social conditioning REALLY comes into play. She's got to be treated like a princess in front of them or somehow she's a slut. So ya making out with another girl in front of her family probably was a no go.

That being said the fact she had the nerve to approach your other girl and talk to her, tells me you're not playing your shit right. I'm usually WAY too intimidating for a girl to do any nonsense like that, and if she DOES, I seriously seriously make her pay for it. I will throw boiling water on her feelings/emotions, etc. You don't have enough of a potential sting factor and girls know this so they give you shit. For example if I was to walk up to a girl and she was sitting on my jacket I would simply say "need my jacket" and that's it. So it seems that not only did you not have enough intimidation factor going on, neither did your buddy. So you just presented overall a weak image and she used this to her advantage to play her girly ass shit.

Honestly the fact she did this is a serious crossing of your boundaries I would skip her she's done. In fact you should make her cry at some point in the near future and create some kind of emotional leverage over her (at least the potential for it), otherwise you might find this girl giving you trouble down the road.
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Yeah- I already nexted her
Girl: Ur so rude I thought u were a good. Guy but ur an ass hole like all the others I freaking introduced you to my sister and you really embraced me I though
Girl: t you were a good guy
Girl - 16 hrs 49 mins later: You are a low class guy you have no class what so ever you make me sick
Me - 2 hrs 49 mins later: Embarrassed*
Girl - 1 hr 4 mins later: Ew
Girl - 3 hrs 21 mins later: I hate you.. Get a life
Girl - 16 mins later: You' are fat nasty abs ugly fuck you


The thing is that all of her family had already left WAY BEFORE I started talking with the other girl let alone made out with the other girl. I only even made out with the other girl cause this girl was being weird.
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Wait you said, "*embarrassed"
Wait you said, "*embarrassed" ?? What kind of weak shit is that no wonder she ate your ass that's a puss move lol. Own your shit
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LMFAO
NO dude. In her first text she misspelled embarrassed and instead wrote, "Embraced" I was writing "Embarrassed*" simply to correct her grammar... of course im not fucking embarrassed, give me a little credit bro. Read the convo and you'll get it.
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Looks to me like she had the
Looks to me like she had the same thought I did thats why she said ew. You have to watch perceptions like that. And no I dont know you I dont give you any credit at this point
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I'm never apologetic for
I'm never apologetic for anything. Hold the frame. It is so easy to switch subjects on girls and they completely forget about the last thread. Girls are ADHD kittens
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Nah def agree with buddha.
Nah def agree with buddha. Seems like more of a smartass move. Like she's blowing up on you and you're just clowning on her spelling.
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Manwhore was right
Yeah, I think my intentions are pretty clear but it's less about how I intended it to come across and more about how she receives it and honestly I don't think she's smart enough to have realized what I was doing....

Not in a degrading way, she's just not that smart. In any event I haven't spoken with this gal in ages. I still expect her to come back into my life at some point. She actually bartends at one of my favorite midtown spots in new york, "Turtle Bay"

So if any of you are there- look for the hot israeli bartender with a HUGE ass and that's probably wearing slightly too much lipstick.
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TRUST BABYhahaa hollldddd
TRUST BABY

I love when I predict something and then it happens. Makes me feel like I wasn't just being overly confident.

hahaa hollldddd myyyy dickkkk

Like clockwork. The crazy girl who flipped out at me is BACK. Let the games begin gentleman.

I LOVE ME MY ISRAELI GALS
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lmao- given the last text
lmao- given the last text convo we had, how should I play this.

She was flippin a mutha fuckin shit.

Do I just ignore and act like nothing happened or flat out call her out for being weird and tell her that if we're gonna hang out again I won't accept that kind of behavior

Oo, I like that second option. I'm gonna go with that. Gave her my number and told her to text me so I have hers. When that happens I'll let you guys know.
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I like the second option also
I like the second option also
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Then again, this is also a
Then again, this is also a really good opportunity get emotional leverage over her and make her cry (that was one of manwhore's suggestions lmao) so I guess there's always that.

And somehow combining that option with the second option from above could work really well.
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How is she back? Did she text
How is she back? Did she text you- what's the backside on her flipping out wasnt it her calling you weird about some texts or is this the one you made out with her sister in front of her whole family or something
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SHe messaged me on fb asking
SHe messaged me on fb asking how I am, what I've been up to, why I haven't texted her blah blah- so yeah, it's not a super solid hook yet but the seed has been planted and I'm sure this will open the floodgates. Just gonna chill out and wait.

Okay brief summary of the situation: All of this happens AFTER the family had left. While the family was there, I treated her, in your own words, "Like a princess"- even bought her and her sister and her sister's fiance dollar beers.

So once again- this is all AFTER the family had left and it was just me and her:

We go upstairs to play pong. She's dancin around being social and then heads to the bathroom, I see another girl and am just talking to her but socially, not trying to be sexual or physical or anything. She's comes back down and sees this and I go up and hug her from behind and she flips out at me for being a douche. I leave the situation and go talk to the other girl again. Make out with her. Then the girl I was on a date with comes up and says something to the girl I just made out with and they both flip a shit. I leave with my homies... Later on I get a huge text rant from her saying how I'm a douch, fat ass, abs blah blah blah... I then see her best friend downtown randomly and hang out with her. That night I get 4 calls from this girl and finally answer the last one and she's flippin out askin if I hooked up with her friend. To which I simply say, "I don't want to talk to you" and hang up.

This is the first I have heard from her since.
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This is a bitch putting a hex
This is a bitch putting a hex on you. Would ignore.

Is she hot? Why's she worth the headache. She was pissed her lasso didnt work she was trying to domesticate you and when it didnt work she threw her bitch fit. I would run similar game to the girl that gave you lmr first time. Call her out on her stupid girl game and see how she responds. Write something up Ill look at it. Dont let her run fractionation on you. Run it on HER
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I think its because I like a
I think its because I like a challenge. There's something alluring about the girl that got away. Yeah she's sexy but nothing super special (8). She actually bartenda at one of my face midtown spots so couldn't hurt to have her on my good side. But yeah, NT sure its worth the headache...

Ill type something up for the lmr gal and post it later
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So I was chillin on the bus
So I was chillin on the bus with some of my buddies coming back from the beach and I was sorta half passed out after I wrote this up. I started talking to one of my friends about this situation. And I told him what I just typed here- basically that I feel like I'm into her just cause I like a challenge.

And he just basically, and I'm paraphrasing here but basically he just says, "Yo man, listen to yourself for real though. This girl treats you like shit and then the second she comes back into your life you're all excited... for the "CHALLENGE?!?!".. that's weak dude."

Damn, it's good to have solid buddies that got your back and know when you're slacking off and aren't afraid to tell you. Like he said that and it literally hit me like a ton of bricks. She's got me by the balls and I don't even really know this girl. Like me saying it's a "Challenge" is just a bullshit way for me to rationalize it to myself. When in reality I'm just letting someone walk all over me because I don't have the self respect and abundance to recognize it when it's happening.

Manwhore- You were saying the same exact shit my buddy was saying, so I appreciate that. I guess it took me actually wrtiing out my rationilzation, then having someone respond to that and only after that could I be like... Oh shit...
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Sure but she's just a girl,
Sure but she's just a girl, I'd do the same type framing on this girl as the lmr girl. If it works and she's down then cool if not her loss.

See what you can come up with.
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Word.. I don't have her
Word.. I don't have her number so I'ma wait a lil while for her to text me, when that happens I'll throw it up here for you guys. Might type something out in advance just cause it's such a useful tool to have a text archetype for reframing with these types of girls.

Will do this soon. Thx.
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