PA party lay - post lay trying to slay again

Me: Hey. :)
crazyhasbf: WHOS THIS
Me: :/
crazyhasbf: U txt so fast now hahahahaha
Me: Cuz im free. U act like i dont wanna talk to you .....
crazyhasbf: so u r busy most of the time
crazyhasbf: ?
Me - 1 min later: Not as much now that recruitment is over. :D .. so we can talk.
Me: I like hanging out with you. :)
crazyhasbf - 2 mins later: no u dont :p
Me - 1 min later: Dork lol. Im serious tho. Youre fun to be around. :D
crazyhasbf - 3 mins later: no im not :p
Me: :/
crazyhasbf: u r sobusy anyway
Me: Not for you ....
crazyhasbf: LIAR
Me - 1 min later: Honestly. I like hanging out with you. I feel like you wont give me a shot to prove it to you tho ..
crazyhasbf: why is that
Me - 1 min later: Cuz you like electronic music and youre outgoing.
Me: And youre not like a lot pf sorority girls who just care about partying.
Me: So you caught my interest
crazyhasbf: u seem like u would b into sorority girls tho
Me - 3 mins later: I dont exclude people because theyre in a sorority. But i noticed a lot just like to party.. im not just about partying. I like doing other stuff like rock climbing / hiking.
crazyhasbf - 1 min later: i like hiking! i heard there was so many girls all over u at the party last week hahahahaha
Me - 3 mins later: Yea there was. I was hanging out witg katrina / james all night.
Me - 11 hrs 53 mins later: Hey Ashley.. hope you arent too tired from lack of sleep lol
crazyhasbf - 7 mins later: haha i am..and work is so boring
Me - 1 hr 21 mins later: Ahh i fell back asleep lol. Yea i bet. Did you at least have an energy drink?
crazyhasbf - 40 mins later: no i had coffee.
Me - 34 mins later: Nice. Ive never been much of a coffee person. I usually have 5 hr energy ... But only if i really need it cuz i get the jitters from energy lol
crazyhasbf - 1 min later: haha energy drinks don't work on me
Me - 14 mins later: Lol. No way. Energy drinks are stronger than coffee.
Me - 1 hr 1 min later: Unless you go nutty and use lots of expresso shots.
crazyhasbf - 43 mins later: lol idk energy drinks just ,make me pee a lot
Me - 7 mins later: Hahahahaha. So funny. What you doing tonight?
crazyhasbf - 36 mins later: chilling w bf. u
Me - 1 hr 16 mins later: Bars tonight. Friends in town.
Me - 3 days 1 hr later: Hey whats up
Me - 15 hrs 8 mins later: And you say i dont text back lol
crazyhasbf - 13 mins later: i dont like whats up txts.
crazyhasbf - 10 hrs 11 mins later: Thanks for ignoring back. I honestly think you are just trying to get in my pants. I heard james gave u a condom that night . Wtf.
Me - 52 mins later: Yes, exactly. Sorry i think your hot.
crazyhasbf - 1 min later: Fuck you.
Me - 1 min later: I'd be down but i have class early tomorrow.
crazyhasbf - 4 mins later: Thats not even funny.
Me - 5 mins later: But in all seriousness i think im starting to like you ...
Me - 48 mins later: I guess its not mutual ....
Me - 2 days 19 hrs later: Hey whats up

Me: Hey. :)
crazyhasbf: WHOS THIS
Me: :/
crazyhasbf: U txt so fast now hahahahaha
Me: Cuz im free. U act like i dont wanna talk to you .....
crazyhasbf: so u r busy most of the time
crazyhasbf: ?
Me - 1 min later: Not as much now that recruitment is over. :D .. so we can talk.
Me: I like hanging out with you. :)
crazyhasbf - 2 mins later: no u dont :p
Me - 1 min later: Dork lol. Im serious tho. Youre fun to be around. :D
crazyhasbf - 3 mins later: no im not :p
Me: :/
crazyhasbf: u r sobusy anyway
Me: Not for you ....
crazyhasbf: LIAR
Me - 1 min later: Honestly. I like hanging out with you. I feel like you wont give me a shot to prove it to you tho ..
crazyhasbf: why is that
Me - 1 min later: Cuz you like electronic music and youre outgoing.
Me: And youre not like a lot pf sorority girls who just care about partying.
Me: So you caught my interest
crazyhasbf: u seem like u would b into sorority girls tho
Me - 3 mins later: I dont exclude people because theyre in a sorority. But i noticed a lot just like to party.. im not just about partying. I like doing other stuff like rock climbing / hiking.
crazyhasbf - 1 min later: i like hiking! i heard there was so many girls all over u at the party last week hahahahaha
Me - 3 mins later: Yea there was. I was hanging out witg katrina / james all night.
Me - 11 hrs 53 mins later: Hey Ashley.. hope you arent too tired from lack of sleep lol
crazyhasbf - 7 mins later: haha i am..and work is so boring
Me - 1 hr 21 mins later: Ahh i fell back asleep lol. Yea i bet. Did you at least have an energy drink?
crazyhasbf - 40 mins later: no i had coffee.
Me - 34 mins later: Nice. Ive never been much of a coffee person. I usually have 5 hr energy ... But only if i really need it cuz i get the jitters from energy lol
crazyhasbf - 1 min later: haha energy drinks don't work on me
Me - 14 mins later: Lol. No way. Energy drinks are stronger than coffee.
Me - 1 hr 1 min later: Unless you go nutty and use lots of expresso shots.
crazyhasbf - 43 mins later: lol idk energy drinks just ,make me pee a lot
Me - 7 mins later: Hahahahaha. So funny. What you doing tonight?
crazyhasbf - 36 mins later: chilling w bf. u
Me - 1 hr 16 mins later: Bars tonight. Friends in town.
Me - 3 days 1 hr later: Hey whats up
Me - 15 hrs 8 mins later: And you say i dont text back lol
crazyhasbf - 13 mins later: i dont like whats up txts.
crazyhasbf - 10 hrs 11 mins later: Thanks for ignoring back. I honestly think you are just trying to get in my pants. I heard james gave u a condom that night . Wtf.
Me - 52 mins later: Yes, exactly. Sorry i think your hot.
crazyhasbf - 1 min later: Fuck you.
Me - 1 min later: I'd be down but i have class early tomorrow.
crazyhasbf - 4 mins later: Thats not even funny.
Me - 5 mins later: But in all seriousness i think im starting to like you ...
Me - 48 mins later: I guess its not mutual ....
Me - 2 days 19 hrs later: Hey whats up

Whoa! You're chasing this girl too much- right from the start you were projecting the wrong dynamic. Seduce her with funny emotions don't try to wife up on her.

Ya lol. I tried lying my way into her pants. Didnt work so i burnt that bridge to klght a fire under my ass.

Me: Hey. :)
crazyhasbf: WHOS THIS
Me: :/

Ya lol. Didnt quite pan out to my favor.

Context is we were sitting in front of each other, drinking at her place with my buddy and her roommate. ( My buddy from LA has been smashing her roommate for a while ) She gave me so much shit after I hit it. Like this chick was nuts. Full on crying and calling me an asshole because she cheated on her bf with me. She had made out with dudes before, but I was the first dude she full on cheated with. So ya, I really didn't know how to deal with the barrage of emotions she threw at me that night. Like this chick felt so bad that she cheated she ended up kicking me out lol. We're talking about crying, yelling, and complaining at me that I'm just this player who used her. Shit was quite annoying since everything was in her full control. Like NOW you decide to have morals post-hook up? Kinda dick of me but that's legitimately how I feel about cheaters. She broke up with her bf by the time I hung out with her. I kinda just assumed she'd just be down since the bf was out the picture. Tried reacting to situations more just to make it seem like I wasn't "playing" her. Her roommate is in a sorority so she knows the deal about me. Reason she's bitching about condoms is mid-way through the night when we're hanging we start fooling around. End up in her room where I'm trying to hit it and my boy knocks on the door to give me a condom, which is cool and all because I don't raw dog chicks but it made her question shit since it def solidified what my intentions really were. Like this girl pocket checked me for condoms that night because she thought I was just trying to hit it. I kinda did a little sneak tactic move and gave it to my boy. Then I hid them under the couch so I could grab them while I pretend to take a piss or something, mid-hookup. This girl definitely hates me now and has blocked my # / goes to chill in her room when I come visit her roommate lol. I was trolling her a bit towards the end because I knew it was donezo, figured I might as well have some fun with it with baby i care type shit. This chick is def annoyingly crazy.

Reflecting though, I kinda hate the fact that I had to hide the condoms. Like shit man, can't I get a little bit of credit for being safe. I never really had a girl pocket check me for condoms. I have had condoms fall out of my pocket mid hook up or something and then she's like oh you think you're getting some tonight or whatever. I kinda just play it like dunno, you just never know where the night can potentially lead you. insurance policy, if anything. no expectations. That's worked out well for me. With this chick I didn't even want to admit anything because I thought she was going to go ape shit and hit me with some pans or something. Haha nah I'm exaggerating but I did think that her finding the condoms would just deny me access to the goods. But maybe on some level I was scared of her reaction because I did think she was a crazy ass chick, not gonna lie lol. Which thinking about it makes no sense because if I got to hit it with a condom she later wouldve questioned shit like you DID have a condom hahaha. Probably shoulda just owned up to it haha. How would you guys have dealt with this scenario of being called out by chicks?

Imagine two boxers in a ring.. one is throwing punches and the other is reacting. Which one do you want to be.

If a girl is giving you shit about fucking CONDOMS, you need to parry and hit her back with something that she will react to.

And first of all if a girl started trying to check me for condoms after she'd already proven herself to be a nutbag.. well let's just say I would have already have her in tears way before she tried some shit like that.