Skip to Content
-->

OKC convo -> New stupid opener/qualifier I'm playing with

1 reply [Last post]
Falc
Offline
Joined: 03/09/2012
Me: Come back in time and join forces with the ancient mermen in battle against the crustacean armies
Her: Oh fuck, the crab people are back?
Me: Yes, along with all sorts of shrimp and lobster people. I'll be needing your phone number to submit to a cold calling list the mermen use to telemarket their ancient crusade...don't worry they'll only call you once
Manwhore
Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Lol that's hilarious. I would
Lol that's hilarious. I would add something to the second msg to actually make it real so she gives you the num.
__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information