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Me: Consensual sex opener (see OKC opener thread)
Her: Normally I would laugh, but with all of the sexual messages I have been receiving on this site I can't tell if you're funny or a douchebag. Or a funny douchebag


My tentative one right now is..."I am neither funny nor a douchebag but am interested solely in the propagation of our species. Please provide me with your personal contact information so we can establish a date with which to do all of the above, as well as indulge in wholesome passtimes such as choir and crocket"
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The other option is I slip
The other option is I slip outta the "fucking around" frame with some shit like "I'm just playing :) Whatsup girl", or something along those lines
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HOLY SHIT- That first
HOLY SHIT- That first response you had in your description IS SO MONEY.

You are really fucking good at these man. hahaha too funny.
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Do you guys vote to proceed
Do you guys vote to proceed with my current tentative reply? Lmao, it is pretty fucking funny eh
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My vote is for the first one.
My vote is for the first one. I just think it's so funny. I have absolutely no clue if it will work (I don't do any online game) but I think it's funny and purely for self amusement sakes would love to see you send it and see her reply.

Like there's no way she doesn't at least respond. I read it and literally let out a snort.
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It's Just Something You Have To Do If You Want To Be Great- Manwhore

"Apart from the pulling and hauling stands what I am, Stands amused, complacent, compassionating, idle, unitary, Looks down, is erect, or bends an arm on an impalpable certain rest, Looking with side-curved head curious what will come next, Both in and out of the game and watching and wondering at it."

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Ya just try it and fuck
Ya just try it and fuck around. That's the kind of message she's going to respond to regardless and you can always go "normal" later, or whatever you call normal lol.

Make sure you spell cricket right ;)
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