Girl: Good morning Erik
Me - 15 mins later: Morning!!
Girl - 2 mins later: Its really really hot out today
Me - 1 min later: It kinda is.. But it's nice since I just got back from Jersey
Girl - 1 min later: Is it hot there? Why were you in jersey
Me - 1 min later: The weather was below 50 the whole weekend. I had a seminary I need to go to
Girl: Seminary for what?
Me - 1 min later: For developing my career
Girl: Oh... what are going to be?
Me: Awesomeness enhancer lol
Girl: If your already awesome you Shouldnt need a workshop for that :p
Me - 1 min later: There are always ways to improve :)
Girl - 3 mins later: So you still never told me what your big kid job is
Me - 1 min later: I'm finishing chem e this yr and applying for PA next year
Girl - 3 mins later: Right on!
Me - 1 min later: What are you doing today missy?
Girl - 1 min later: Im going to get my tan on swim apply for a new job and go to work
Me - 1 min later: Sounds like a busy day...
Girl: Story of my life
Me - 1 min later: And you could make it very exciting if you want to ;)
Me - 1 min later: You can decide to make the story of your life awesome or not... It's just a decision
Girl - 3 mins later: Ive been making it awesome everyday .. Have you been listening to drake a lot lol.. YOlO
Me - 1 min later: Lol nope... I'm craving for mochi, let's go later today
Girl - 1 min later: I work from 4 til 9 and im getting ready for a job interview right now :\
Me - 2 mins later: I'll be busy later till then anyways. I'll meet up with at the one by downtown then. Good luck with your interview!!
Me: I'm luring girls to my house with candy, which do you prefer skittles or m&m?
Girl - 2 mins later: Skittles
Me - 2 mins later: Hmmm, you could have all other color except purple..
Girl: Why thats my favorite color
Me - 1 min later: Wet might have a pillow fight then lol
Me - 5 mins later: If you promise being nice when coming hangout with me, I'll let you have some lol
Girl - 7 mins later: Haha
Me - 5 mins later: Come cuddle and watch movie with me :)
The candy one.
Whats your email? i'll send you the stuff that i've been collected. it's just fucking too much that i couldn't memorize them anymore. I, now, just have couple templates that i use for online and closing (I got another one from Mw lol)
That's a crazy databse.
Girl: Your a strange guy
Me: Lol how's so?
Girl - 1 min later: candy lol
Me - 1 min later: Well, you texted me too late, now I only have peanut butter cup
Me - 4 mins later: Wet might need those to have energy to keep up with me
Girl: Keep up with you?
Me: Unless you prove wrong otherwise
Girl - 5 mins later: I can keep up with the best of them
Me: Lol we shall see
The rest of this was decent and then you end it with a weak lol we shall see. What the fuck is that lol. Be like.. girl I'm going to pick you up and set you down on my counter and make a sandwich out of you.
Me: Wanna go to mochi around 930?
Girl - 11 mins later: I have trivia tonight
Girl - 4 mins later: You are very persistant
Me - 6 mins later: That's one of my awesome qualities
Girl: lol what are you doing
Me: I'm working you?
Girl: Im going into work .. Where do you work
Me: In therapy dept of a nursing home
Me - 1 min later: What's about you?
Girl - 7 hrs 22 mins later: Why are you creeping on my okcupid?
Me - 1 min later: To read your one line introduction lol
Girl - 1 min later: Haha i made it while i was half asleep
Me - 2 mins later: Sleepy head you are
Girl: What are you doing
Me: Just chilling you?
Me: What are you doing my dear?
Girl - 5 mins later: About to go home from trivia
Me: Take me home with you
Girl - 1 min later: Why would i do that
Me: I promise I will be rough... I meant nice. My fingers just betrayed my thought.
Me - 1 min later: I'll bring some peanut butter cup in case you need them
Girl: To stay up?
Me - 1 min later: To practice your licking skill lmao
Me: You're welcome!
Girl - 6 mins later: You are silly
Me: I would say thoughtful
Girl: What are you doing btw
Girl: I think i already asked that
Me: Waiting for you comer to pick me up
Girl - 1 min later: Haha you are really really persistant .. Why dont we hang out when its not 12 at night .. Bc thats a booty call lol
Me - 2 mins later: I prefer it starts that way.. You can tell how much chemistry we have by having sex
Girl - 1 min later: Wow
Me: Too much honesty for you?
Girl: No but i told you from the start im not that kind of girl
Me: Fine we can cuddle but that's all you can get from me girl
Girl: Bc im asking for so much lol
Me - 2 mins later: You and your seduction can be very dangerous to the innocent me
Girl - 1 min later: Do you no how to be innocent ?
Me - 1 min later: I sing
Girl: What do you sing?
Me - 1 min later: quit playing game with my heart
Girl - 2 mins later: Haha.. Do you sing in your asian accent? or is that racist?
Me - 1 min later: You know me so well
Girl: oh wow
Me: You use lots of wow
Girl - 1 min later: Bc im always shocked and amazed
Me - 1 min later: You might have to say a lot of wow when I sleep over then
Girl - 3 mins later: You have a lot of confidence in yourself
Me - 2 mins later: Do you live by downtown? I don't feel like driving too much
Girl - 2 mins later: No i dont and i didnt invite you over
Me - 1 min later: Hmmm, I thought you did.. It seems like I have selective thinking syndrome
Girl - 3 mins later: You might ... Lol i have friends over its late im a good girl we should meet during the day
Me - 1 min later: I get off at 9 everyday for the rest of this week except ester day
Girl - 1 min later: What time do you go into work
Girl - 1 min later: Eww lol that seems like a long time
Me - 1 min later: I might need your magic fingers massage my back when we cuddle
Girl - 2 mins later: How do you no about my fingers being magic?
Me - 3 mins later: The touch of your fingers likes the door lead to Wonderland for me
Girl - 2 mins later: you say that to everyone lol
Me - 1 min later: Girl it took me a few gray hair and bunch of nerve cell to come up with that response.. I see how it is
Me - 2 mins later: You allow to say fuck, but anything involves shit is not my thing
Girl - 1 min later: Haha! Fuck Fuck Fuck .. Happy now
Me: Good girl
Girl - 4 mins later: Lol
Me: What's your apt? I'll stop by tmrw after work
Girl - 2 mins later: I dont no if i want to tell you that ...why cant we meet like tomorrow in public
Me - 1 min later: I'm a shy man
Girl: Your a shy man but you want to meet me in my house to get into my vagina.. But your shy?
Me - 2 mins later: Girl take it easy... I'm just not a piece of meat you know
Girl - 3 mins later: hmmmm...
Me: You're welcome!
Hell yeah, my nigga!
Except you used it wrong... : (
I feel like she was shocked in that situation... not really confused lmao. There's a slight difference in the way it comes across.
Girl: What does that mean?
Me - 1 min later: That's me response to your short ass massage
Girl: I dont know what to say
Me - 5 mins later: Say come hangout with me tmrw and don't forget to bring some skittles n movie
Girl: What if your a weirdo?
Me: Kick me out
Girl - 1 min later: Whats your name? I want to add you on facebook
Me - 1 min later: I haven't had Facebook for over year
Girl: Your not a real person then everyone has facebook
Me - 1 min later: Well I guess so
Girl - 1 min later: Seriously?
Me - 1 min later: I could send you my half naked picture (use with caution), but don't have it
Girl - 2 mins later: But dont have it?
Girl - 2 mins later: So you cant send me a pic bc you dont have a facebook?
Me - 1 min later: I could send you my pix if you wanna look at the awesome me, but I don't have facebook for you to check me out
Girl - 1 min later: Why in the world dont you have a facebook
Me: I'll tell you tmrw
Girl: What? why?
Me: Cuz that's how I like it
Me - 4 mins later: Nite pumpkin!!
Me: You're welcome!"
I agree... Well done. I'm using that
Mutha fuckas on the internet using my shit. I'm sooo coool.
But use it right next time so you get the fully effect of her laughing her ass off at your awesomeness
@Budda: Not sure what you meant in the last comment..'
Btw, is there i could improve this convo?
Me: I see you crept on my awesome profile pumpkin
Girl - 1 min later: Why do you call me pumpkin? Am i round and orange? Lol
Me: I should call you pumpkin pie then... Sweet and addicted
Girl: Your so weird lol
Girl - 1 min later: So your vietnamese... I used to work for an eye doctor that was and she only taught me bad words
Me: I just said you are sweet, and you called me weird... I see how it is
Girl - 1 min later: Bc your so persistant i dont undertand why lol
Me - 1 min later: Speaking of that, why do you say that i'm being persistent?
Girl - 1 min later: Bc you only want to sleep with me and i told you im a good girl .. I dont just sleep with stranger so you wouldnt waste your time but you keep Txting me
Me - 1 min later: That's why I said you are addicted lol
Girl: Im addicted or you are addicted to me?
Me - 1 min later: You like a drug that makes me high and makes my awesomeness glow as sunlight
Girl - 1 min later: How long did it take for you to think of that?
Me: Just now
Me: You are quite an inspiration
Girl - 1 min later: I try to be... Arnt you at work right now?
Me - 1 min later: Just got in
Girl - 1 min later: Thats what she said
Me - 1 min later: Don't try to seduce me like that.. I'm a good man
Girl: Prove it.. Why did you message me on okc?
Me - 2 mins later: If you promise to be bad... I meant nice, my fingers work against my thought sometimes, we can go to mochi after work
Me - 1 min later: How's about i'm picking you up around 930?
Girl: Why dont we just meet there
Me - 2 mins later: I was being nice. I meet you at the one in downtown then
Girl - 1 min later: Why not the one on archer?
Me: Cuz I live by downtown
Girl: I live by archer
Me: Are you trying take advantage of my innocence?
Girl - 1 min later: I though you were?
Me - 1 min later: I just enjoy walking around downtown
Girl: Hmmmm... Walking to your house?
Me - 1 min later: I like taking my time... Don't rush
Girl: Ok... How are you allowed to be Txting at work?
Me: Ppl are at lunch and i'm filling paper work
Girl - 1 min later: What do you do?
Me: Rehab tech
Girl - 6 mins later: Oh yeah do you like it
Me - 6 mins later: Yea alright.. I mostly need the hr to apply for PA school
Girl - 3 mins later: why dont just become a doctor if your going to go that far?
Me - 3 mins later: Eh I got couple reasons
Me: Not to
Girl - 9 mins later: Like?
Me - 1 min later: I'll tell you later. Are you working today?
Girl: No im not
Me - 12 mins later: Wish I could say the same lol
Girl: No you dont .. I just lost my job yesterday
Me: Awe i'm sorry babe
Girl: Yeah well there business wasnt making enough money
Me: What job was it?
Girl - 1 min later: A new place in the mall called cupcakery and more
Me - 1 min later: Never heard of it
Girl - 5 mins later: Thats bc it was only there for 3 weeks
Me - 1 min later: Ohh I see. Anyway, i'm getting back to work
Girl: Have fun
Me: Where do we meet tonite?
Girl - 1 min later: Idc you pick
Me - 3 mins later: Come to my apt, Jefferson 2nd ave, and we'll walk to mochi
Like the very idea of this forum precludes at least some action- Great built-in function of the site. Love it.