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Falc
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This is a girl I met through a buddy, wasnt trying to game her but she got really attracted. Told my buddy shes crushing on me, thinks Im sexy, wants to fuck. He gave her my number...


Her: Hey Alex what's up its Kayla! How's it going?
Me: Ah feeling kinda shitty tn [was sick], at home drinking tea lol
What are you doing?
Her: Why are you sick love? I'm at trivia with the guys! How's your day?
Me: I dunno, it sucks
Id love some female care and companionship though :)
Her: That usualyl does help lol I'd be up to your care if i wasnt a dead beat myself. Been a long week so far
Me (next morning): Aw that sucks, too much school?
Her: And work. How ya feeling today?
Me: Definitely better than last night, lol drank tons of oj
Her: That's so good to hear!
Me: Yup im gonna go do some yoga and make a last min call about tn after. You going out?
Her: Not sure just at work :)
Her (2 and a half hours later): Where ya headed tonight?
Me: Vinyl it is
Her: Cool!
Me (2 days later): Going out tn?
Her (next morning/this morning): Hey!
Me: Oh damn you got up early on a sunday :p, at work?
Her: No lol just brutally hungover i couldn't sleep i was in so much pain!
Me: Sounds brutal, ill send you a care package
Her: You're so kind :) i just saw Steve [my roommate]! What did you get up to last night?
Me: Just ran around to a couple bars with some good friends, whered you guys go
Her:: Nice! I was in st kitts actually! Visiting some friends we went to this sweet bar it was great!
Me: Ya eh wheres st kitts
Her: St Catherines ?
Me: Nice i love random adventures to other towns
Did hanny tell you about our 3am decision to go to niagara falls
Her: Lol no when?
Me: Lol last weekend. Whatsup though? Are you in the building?
Her: No just laying in bed being lazy!


Im not used to A) Social circle "game" B) Hot girls chasing me. Let me know what you guys think, this is all transpiring as Im writing this.
Falc
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Me: I love sundays
Her: Me too what are you up to?

OPTION1: I tell her what Im doing and either keep chatting our let the convo die and see her in person later (shes around my building alot)
OPTION2: "Just chilling avoiding homework in my sweats :), if youre not too lazy come by and we can be lazy together" or some shit like that
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dude . of course arrange to
dude . of course arrange to meet. nobody gets fucked over the phone :p
Falc
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Just did, told her to come be
Just did, told her to come be lazy together and she said "lol youre cute.
Maybe love"

But your hypothesis that i cannot fuck through a phone has hereby been cofirmed...damnit, there goes that plan
Falc
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ive escalated things... Me:
ive escalated things...

Me: Wed have to supplement walking dead with some other zombie show or movie

Her: Lol how come?

Me: I miss spending an hour of my sunday nights in zombie apocalypse land

Her: Haha i can't stand that show

Me: Omg we definitely cant hang out

Her: Its just so silly lol. And i don't do well with scary things I'm a scaredy cat of everything haha

Me *in my head: wait til you see my dick*: Lol youre cuter, do you plug your ears and close your eyes at the scary parts?

Her: I cover my eyes lmao closing them just isn't enough I'm a loser. Everyone knows it too

Me: Haha its ok i wont judge you
I'll even help you plug ears if you got no free hands :p

Her: You better not! So ya i guess no hanging out tonight I'm baking and doing crafts with my roommates
Rain check? Or did i miss my chance?

Me: Its gone forever

Her: Wah! Are you drinking tomorrow?

Me: Lol im kidding, i wouldnt miss the opportunity to console you through a horror movie
Maybe dollar beers tomorrow


So I'm thinking here maybe I broke the tension in the last text, when I told her she lost her chance but then came back and said Im kidding. I thought a little push-pull would be good, we'll see how this pans out
Manwhore
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Yep you're right you did
Yep you're right you did break the tension there but it will probably be fine anyways. The funny thing is this texting is like.. fucking chodey chode chode on the asexual chodeland with no dick chode level. If you know what I mean. Geezez christ man this girl wants to FUCK YOU, lol. You need to speak thru your DICK. BE that guy that she is hot for. This texting is asexual nice guy to the max. And it seems even after all this she STILL would fuck you, which boggles my mind. Yes the previous guy is right.. I'd read his response prior to reading the thread and was like.. well that's a shit/troll response. Until I read the whole thing then it made perfect sense ;)

Arrange a gawdamn date and stick your soft little weiner inside her. Maybe then it will get hard. And I'm only being mean to make you realize how gay you've been acting with her.
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Falc
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There is no dong in any of
There is no dong in any of these texts. Ill add dong and report back
Falc
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Added dong... Her: What's up
Added dong...

Her: What's up sexiness?
Me: Just got outta class, you ready for me tn babe?
Her: Lol aggressive ! Ya let's rage it out baby
Me: Lol dont blame me sexiness, ill find you later
Her: Ha looking forward to this i must say
Me: You should
Manwhore
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k lay off the "sexiness" and
k lay off the "sexiness" and start calling her other things lol. babybutt, cookiebutt, sugarbutt. assmuffin. Just kidding don't call her assmuffin

Actually that might be a good one...
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Falc
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Lol its a patoi
Lol its a patoi thing..."wagwan sexiness"
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Stories!
Stories!
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