Workin Dat street game
Whaddup fellas!
Worked my street game today. I wish I read more up on it before diving in. If you guys have any tips on it or where to find tips on it lemme know!
I was waiting for the subway and this hella cute chick stands next to me with her headphones on.
I'm silently wishing I've found some good stuff on street approaching.
So we raise to about halfway to my stop when I get the balls to say something to her because I figure, why the fuck not. Also this chick I'd seen before, she lives off of the same stop as me.
Me: *taps on shoulder*
her: *takes off headphones*
me: hey your jacket is badass and I know I've seen it before, do you live off of *subway stop*?
her: thanks! Yeah actually! My name is *name* what's yours?
me: (woah this chick is direct and friendly)
so I tell her and make some small talk. Come to find out (she talks a shit ton lol) she wants to be a tattoo artist, is an artist, is a model, going to school for architecture.
we actually have a pretty fun time and conversation is easy, no room for flirting yet. As we walk off of the train and onto the platform she asks if I smoke da ganja, and I do, so I give her a look that says hell yeah and she invited back to her place to smoke.
so I go and she's pretty bad ass and hippy and emo lol sexy af too.
I make myself at home in her room immediately like I've been there 1,000 times and we chill and smoke doin that intro convo stuff. I do get a naughty joke about people who play instruments in, and she laughs but we mostly just talk about cool shit. I get to take off my shirt to show her the tattoo on my shoulder (should've put her hands on it) and I touch hers in a light admiring/sensual/learning kind of way.
She talked A LOT so I mostly just let her do it and listened while maintaining pretty good eye contact. She either was intimidated by me or disinterested because she looked away quite a bit initially. I talked when the ebb and flow was right and we laughed a lot but the expierence wasn't really flirty or steamy. Didnt touch her while we were taking. Didn't hug or kiss on the way out either. Didn't feel any of it was right.
The way I saw it, she invited a stranger into her house and we didn't make Googly eyes at each other or flirt much so this was the like "test the waters meeting". If she was dtf and making signals it woulda been over.
As an excuse to leave if we were just talking because I didn't want to over stay my welcome I said I was starving (I was) but I shoulda said I was meeting friends or something more fun lol I left her company for food *facepalm*
anywho got her number and said we're gonna get ice cream/imma smoke her out. Here's what happened after:
me: Just made it home, and with a full wallet too. The orphans were the hardest ones to tell no.
Her: omg (crying emoji)
me: *dank meme about being mean to orphans*
Her: Lmaooooo go get yourself some ice cream n enjoy ya night
Dude. You were supposed to fuck her. Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol. Geezez
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fuck half of the text convo got cut off. Here's the rest:
me: ice cream and Netflix with no pants, you got that right.
Her: Same except I ran out of icecream. I've turned to yogurt and cereal as my only option. But you have to try the brand halo top bc they have protein ice cream it's so lit
me: Cereal is great for the munchies.
Me: Protein ice cream?? Why have I not heard of this?
11:10 pm me: I am the ice cream authority >:O
7:00am her: Lmao you're missing out! They have it at the store it's hella good filled w protein n fiber god bless
me: god bless, gotta try it
me: *sends pic of old lady with purple hair that just happened to be on my morning bus, the chick has purple hair*
me: you in 40 years
her: lmfaoooooo I cannot deal
Bruh I wasn't able to escalate, she came off as so friendly and talkative I had no idea how to get around that and direct everything to where I wanted to go so I just listened and kept that eye contact. By the time she was high enough that she was chill and not talking as fast it was time for me to bounce.
Plusss I had something holding me back, I found out yesterday some past chick I banged gave me scabies. Gotta get rid of those before I fuck again otherwise that would be a dick move.
Buutttt despite that I probably could've escalated better and made it where she was eager for the next meet up and fuck ready by the time I'm fixed up.
Bruh I wasn't able to escalate, she came off as so friendly and talkative I had no idea how to get around that and direct everything to where I wanted to go so I just listened and kept that eye contact.
That's just a lack of skills on your part.
Plusss I had something holding me back, I found out yesterday some past chick I banged gave me scabies. Gotta get rid of those before I fuck again otherwise that would be a dick move.
Buutttt despite that I probably could've escalated better and made it where she was eager for the next meet up and fuck ready by the time I'm fixed up.
That's disgusting lol. Take care of that! Haha. Ew. Little burrowing creatures under your skin. Welp.. at least someone got penetrated!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
That's just a lack of skills on your part.
No denying that, I came here for help/direction from all you sexy peeps since I'm seductively retarded half the time.
That's disgusting lol. Take care of that! Haha. Ew. Little burrowing creatures under your skin. Welp.. at least someone got penetrated!
yeah bro, it's the freaking worst! I treated myself last night so I should be good to go, though I'm pretty sure I gave them to a ONS and my two fuck buddies. Those are gonna be fun conversations later....
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Here's more convo, I feel stuck now:
(last message from last update) her: lmfaoooo I cannot deal
me: Rockin purple hair and granny panties, sexy af (smirk)
me: So what kinda trouble are you getting your paws into this week snowflake? Training your kitten army?
(^ kitten army is pretty much my go to, not sure how I like it)
her: lmfao how do you think of these things to say, you're so funny I love it
Not sure what to say. I'm thinkin
(send all these rapid fire)
me: I just always spout off anything I'm thinking
me: it sure is cold in here
me: I should call my grandma
me: that new scarlet johanson movie was freaking awesome
me: Alright boner you need to be taken care of or just go away, I can't work like this
or
me: Avoiding the question.. I'm thinking sexy nude photoshoot with animals
(she models nude and lingere)
^saying that in hopes of conversation going to what she would model with and I can make an anaconda dick reference or something lol
or
me: women always want me for my mind, I was hoping you might be different want want me for my sexy (fire) body smh
So lets pretend the scabies wasn't a thing...cuz' yeah that obv is gross and probably held you back
Pretty fuckin sweet situation, this was pussy that just fell in your lap. You must have been killin it on the subway to have her invite you to her place like that. She wanted to fuck dude. Stop rationalizing the interaction, she wanted to at the very least sucks on your balls but you got in your own way. Girls don't just invite random dudes to their place and ask them to take their shirts off for casual conversation. You didn't feel the sexual tension because you didn't create it!!! ITS A CREATIVE PROCESS.
Seriously, all it really would have taken was 3 seconds of courage. Talk to her, when you want to kiss her...kiss her.
I get it man It's easier said than done but if she rejects you that's ok.
Didn't get to analyze the text, but sexualize them hard let her know you have a cock.
So lets pretend the scabies wasn't a thing...cuz' yeah that obv is gross and probably held you back
Yupppp sho did.
Pretty fuckin sweet situation, this was pussy that just fell in your lap. You must have been killin it on the subway to have her invite you to her place like that. She wanted to fuck dude. Stop rationalizing the interaction, she wanted to at the very least sucks on your balls but you got in your own way. Girls don't just invite random dudes to their place and ask them to take their shirts off for casual conversation. You didn't feel the sexual tension because you didn't create it!!! ITS A CREATIVE PROCESS.
She didn't ask, I just did it.
her: you have any tattoos?
me: yeah check it out *takes off shirt*
You're right I could've been more creative. I should've been like "Yeah check out my python/snake" showed her and said "It's big right? ;) you can touch it if you want" and just put her hand on it.
Seriously, all it really would have taken was 3 seconds of courage. Talk to her, when you want to kiss her...kiss her.
Yeah I should've but how should I have taken control of the conversation with her blabbing the whole time? Or should I have gotten more quips inbetween her talking?
I get it man It's easier said than done but if she rejects you that's ok.
With the scabies actually being a thing I think that really took away from the creative process since I knew it would be a no go from the get go. Like I literally had the medicine in my hand when I started talking to her
Didn't get to analyze the text, but sexualize them hard let her know you have a cock.
Gonna be so freaking sexual lol I think imma go with the last option or the first one but do it better than what I typed initially. I still haven't responded to her "why are you so funny, I love it" text. Still brewing, I should get on it soon though. Probably gonna just shoot the shit to her in an hour with whatever i decide if I don't get any input, gotta learn somehow lol
HMMM I've got some new ideas:
me: Thanks blossom butt! You could say I'm... gifted ;)
me: Thanks blossom butt! It's great but sometimes my mouth gets me into all sorts of trouble ;)
me: Thanks blossom butt! That's not the only thing you'll love about me ;)
me: Thanks blossom butt! It's just the way Texans are. Everything is bigger and better ;)
idk, any input guys?
Welp I sent this: Thanks blossom butt! It's just the way we texans are, everything is bigger and better (kiss wink)
Guys help!! We were flirting and this is what went down. Help me think of something clever!!
me: you know just what to say to me *gif of guy fanning himself because it's so hot*
her: (laugh emoji) you crack me up
me: and you get me hot and bothered, how rude (wink)
her: I've never been with a white guy before (emoji with cowboy hat)
this is going to ne EZ if I handle it right!! You guys have any gold for me?!?
im thinking
me: ride em cowgirl (kiss wink/smirk)
me: you've never been with a Texan either, think you can handle this rodeo? (Kiss wink/smirk)
me: sounds like we need to check off something from your bucket list
me: sounds like it's time for you to try the other white meat ;)
im replying in about 30min-hr if I get no response. Some help would truly be appreciated!' Thanks playas!!
Those are all fucking awful. Go kill yourself before it's too late.
:p
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me either. I bet it's fun tho ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You are absolutely right.
Holy fuck you are the king. Can't wait for the freaking coaching bro. The CEO of my company pulled me in and said they're promoting me, no talk of raise or pay yet, but it's bound to follow.
"We taste good. A lil bit of colonization and a sprinkle of imperialism ;p Maybe i'll let you try some"
Edit:
Ew MW, you beat me :P
"We taste good. A lil bit of colonization and a sprinkle of imperialism ;p Maybe i'll let you try some"Edit:
Ew MW, you beat me :P
Jihad my nigguh. Where yas been?
"We taste good. A lil bit of colonization and a sprinkle of imperialism ;p Maybe i'll let you try some"
Dass a nice one.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
No response last night, guess she passed out since I sent about an hour later.
Gonna wait and see if she responds this morning. She is the self proclaimed weed queen so I'll probably shoot her a 420 meme or two this afternoon. She's smoking with friends all day so I might just leave her to that.
Daddyjihad1 wrote:
"We taste good. A lil bit of colonization and a sprinkle of imperialism ;p Maybe i'll let you try some"Edit:
Ew MW, you beat me :P
Jihad my nigguh. Where yas been?
on your instagram live lmao
HAHAHAHAHA I was white girl wasted :P
guys I have no idea how to handle this 
I should give up now
i was flirting and she goes
me: not the first time I've heard that ;p
her: Lmaooooo it's too bad I'm like actually afraid of pink dick. I was scarred when I was younger it's a strange story.
This is a white chick too. Curve ball. I'm stuck again.
Me: there's only one way to conquer your fear
me: totally down for colored condoms
me: *ask her about the story and put her in the no fear mindset*
me: that is too bad, I'm half Mexican on my dads side, you can call it papí (Mexican emoji)
any suggestions/input guys? I'm sending the text in 15-30
Actually imma "pass out" instead and hope I get some input tomorrow. I feel like my lines are shit :p
"lol mine is magical and it'll cast a spell on you" "yeah maybe you can't handle it"
See I was thinking about the second one. Like prize it and make her want it.
The magical part of that is pretty good. I told her I was a genie last night. Either of those could do me pretty well.
"Well mine is magical, cures anything, you'll be good after a dose or two"
"with a wave of this magical Dick, you can kiss your fears goodbye"
Maybe a combo 1-2 punch? "Well mine is magical and it'll cast a spell on you, but not everyone can handle it"
"Lol I said I was a genie, mine is magical and it'll cast a spell on you"
last ones good. I think you give her too much in the other ones, you want to be casual about prizing it, like you do it often.
Other ones could work though! I haven't done much sexting lately so I'm rusty but it would be kewl if you could push it in that direction.
Hmmmmm you're right, I am giving too much huh? Gotta not be a try-hard.
Nah it wasn't try hard the underlying message was that you are just giving away your cock like skittles. Prize it. That dick ain't free.
The way i'm reading it is that she was being a bit of troll I don't think she is worthy of endearment yet. Maybe i'm wrong tho.
Probably being a troll and maybe liegitamitely not interested in it because of the "scarring memory".
No no response to magical Dick, probably shoulda said she couldn't handle it anyway. Whatever I'll reengage tomorrow or something if she doesn't reply today.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Mine's black, also a strange story. Involves radioactive condoms and a hairy bear, i'll tell ya about it later"
Me: Its got magical powers now tho so its all good lol
^You're seeding here too.
Then you'd drop some "you can't handle it" stuff after she responds to that. You're trying too hard man
Stop talking about your dick so much. Pathetic. She throws a little shit test and y'all fall for it like gummy bears
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ahhhhhh
Welp learning at least. I think I'm probably good to reengage tomorrow and just have a normal fun convo. Maybe memes or something
Her: Lmaooooo it's too bad I'm like actually afraid of pink dick. I was scarred when I was younger it's a strange story.
Me: You should, pink dicks are the pittbulls of dicks
Me: You're too cute LMFAO
Me: [tell her to reveal this bed time story while you guys hang out as a soft close, screen logistics, set the meet up]