Winging for my friend

So I owed my boy a few big favors.  Last weekend he had a girl in town and she had a friend who was an evil ham beast.  This girl was as ugly on the outside as on the inside.  It took everything I have not to argue with her and to make dinner go smoothly.  We got cut short by some work bullshit, but long story short I occupied her appropriately during dinner such that my friend could make a connection with his girl and he banged her two days later.  These girls were tourists, so whatever. 

He asked me to wing for him again tonight.  For a local girl from a small town nearby who he REALLY wanted to get to know.  She's beautiful but uncultured and thankfully lacking in the shitty behavioral affectations of most of the other local girls.  The thing is, she would not meet up with him alone.  So he planned this Valentine's Day dinner date as a first date, and she insisted on bringing a friend.  Unlike the last girl, this friend is actually a sweet girl but unattractive.  Overweight with braces.  I knew most of this ahead of time, and she saw a pic of me so she knows that I'm relatively better-looking.  Because of that though, everyone except for me went into it nervous with pessimistic expectations. 

I nailed it!

I made sure that everyone had fun during dinner and afterwards for drinks.  Even though I had to leave a few times during drinks to take care of some things, we all had a good time.  I was forced to carry the conversation and smooth out the awkwardness.  My friend's girl brought her friend along to be the anchor.  She's always the serious mother hen DD and she had to work in the morning early.  I'm exhausted from the energy it took to keep everything on track tonight. 

The best part, and the only part really worth mentioning is that my friend's girl had a great time and wants to see him again, and my date was happy with me and the way I handled everything.

Thank you Manwhore!!