Tinder Sexcapades - Ebony Hottie Edition (Gaining Massive Compliance by Playfully Punishing)

Ello, wanted to write a quick tinder msg report for you guys to show how I use playful disapproval to gain massive compliance from a girl INSTANTLY and segway that into heavy momentum built texting. Whenever I diss or tease a girl and she responds well, that's a sign I use to start hitting her FAST & HARD (*pun intended!) with texts to capitalize on the momentum to initiate things like sexts, roleplays and meetups. For tinder, # close.

Or as I like to call it.....waging jihad on these bishess

*Early stages of convo – she sends a txt early in the morning

Me: Girl..! You just woke me up

Me: You owe me some icecream

^It was 2am on a Thursday so prime time for a msg such as this. The second text is to cue the disapproval + compliance

Her: XD XD

Her: i'm terribly sorry lol

Me: I knew that curly hair was nothing but trouble

(More playful disapproval)

Her: oh you did, huh?

Me: Ya im gonna have to put you over my knee and punish you...

Me: You won't walk straight for dayzz

(Using her mistake as bait to initiate sexuality)

Her: oh wow lol

Me: What are you getting your dirty lil paws into this weekend tiger?

(Backtracking to figure out her schedule)

Her: lmao i'm so weak XD but just working, and yourself?

Me: Got some dinner plans

Me: And i'm trying to get this sassy sudanese girl to come rob an icecream shop then binge watch movies in a foreign language we can't understand

(Using girls in the 3rd person is such an amazing way to implant emotions, ideas, roleplays and all kinds of good stuff into her head w/o coming across too direct)

Her: oh that definitely sounds exciting!

Her: how did you get her to agree to this robbery and icecream and movies though?

(See?? Bishes love roleplay)

Me: I told her i could let her play doctor with me

Me: I need to be nursed back to health

(More roleplay and bonus points for using something in her profile to do it. And its sexual and feminine in nature...perfect for the ladies)

Her: mm, that's a shame, she's not that kind of doctor :/

Me: Lol

Her: I believe she's trying to be a doctor of psychology, which you might have known had you asked :)

Me: Did i mention im a mentally disturbed person?

Me: Im deeply insecure

Me: and shy

Me: Lol

Her: lmaoooo you don't seem to exhibit signs of those, but you do seem rather charming

Her: which is a top characteristic of socio and psychopaths

Her: lol no, but really you are very very attractive and the banter is enjoyable :)

Me: the only thing i've killed is my goldfish and that broke my heart

Me: Aww you're so sweet

Her: lmaoooo im sorry for your loss

Her: And thank you i have my moments lol

Me: I'm running tight this weekend but lets make this robbery go down soon

Me: Shoot me your # we'll plan our escape route ;)

Her: XD :) XXX-XXX-XXXX

Her: lol okay, i'll let you get back to your sleep now