Thanks to manwhore, I've been doing pretty good on okcupid

why are you doing online dating?

Because why not?

Ill get rogan on here he's stolen all my shit and now bangs a new hottie off okc and pof 1-3 times a week with barely any work. Its mostly scripted stuff we run we don't have time to read profiles until they respond to initial message, THEN we read their profile.

That'd be cool, Manwhore. I think I can be good at this.

I've been having an influx of dudes viewing my OKC profile for some reason.

Couple things I notice off the cuff..

I think you're doing better on OKCupid strictly because of your pictures. Only use pictures where you look cool or like a douche. Personally my favorite pic of you is the second one on your okcupid profile. Make that your main pic on both profiles. Get rid of the honey pic...it looks a little creepy to me. The skydiving one is ok - also the close up of the one in the green is good. Never ever ever ever put a picture of you up with a girl. I don't care if it's your sister, mother, slave, etc... Just leave it out of the question. Also, I suggest taking glamour pics of yourself every time you go out or you're looking good. Try to judge if you look cool as fuck and if so try using those ones as well. I'd scrap the other ones..3-4 good pics is all you really need.

Relating to your actual profile. Don't ever put your name in it. You don't want women to know who you are by reading your profile...you want to garner their interest instead. When she reads your profile she should be laughing every other line. Short and sweet is good...my profile literally says nothing about me - other than I am a serious bullshitter. Make it corny romantic rather than aloof sarcasm. "The six things I could never do without: Air, food, water, your love, and math". Also, make sure your grammar and spelling is on par...you have some mistakes in your profile.

Once you've got all that down it's just a matter of messaging hoes in the correct manner. Find a good opener that's just fun..don't waste your time reading profiles like Mangravy said. Open up a bunch of profiles..decide if you like them and shoot a canned message. Usually if you use the same line long enough you'll see a pattern in the responses. From there you'll actually develop a good second line because of the similar responses you're receiving. After about 3-4 messages number close the way you have been or just be like this site is nerdy for me shoot over your number. From there it's text game.

Quick aside - running online game will dramatically help your text game too.

Ok just to clarify, You like my passport photo and think it should be my main pic? And you did not like the weightlifting one, honey one or the one with me with a girl?

Did I edit those correctly? Should I add in more info in the about me section on POF or fill in the first date part? Is it also a good idea to message them right after seeing their profile since girls can see if you've viewed them?

Is there a time frame to go for the meetup?

Yeah you pretty much have it with the pictures. You can put the one with the girl in it...just make sure she's cropped out for the reason I stated above. You could use more work on the profile still. I wouldn't lead with "Hey..how are you?" Be dominant..don't ask questions or seek responses. Lay shit out..tell girls how it is in a funny manner. Your profile is still too seriously probably - when I have more time I can delve into that more.

I view girls profiles to know if I'd fuck them or not..I dont care if they saw I viewed their profile. More than likely girls aren't looking for that...millions of dudes view them everyday. Like I said previously..ask for digits after about 3-4 messages. There's no set rule..I've asked after 2 messages or less sometimes - just depends on the vibe you've created.

Make sure you guys are signed out of your pof and okc accounts before you click his link otherwise all your profiles will be visible from his profile and you will all have your shit stolen.

Yea I've been going for the number within 3-4 messages, but what about going for the actual meetup? I guess I'm just too serious or something because I haven't been able to get any of the girls to actually meet up.

Haha oops. I basically broke most of the rules rogan laid out. Honestly online has yielded zero results for me lol.

Same here. I usually only fuck around with it every once in a while. I like using different resources in order to try and meet women. Even after trying rogan's advice, I'm still not getting any results. lol

Rogan is one of the best I've ever seen with online game. The thing you are now missing, assuming Rogan looked through your profile and pointed out everything that needed tweaking and you did it, the only thing missing now is your opening line.

Has your opening ratio/percentage gone up at all?

I was able to get two out of 15 or so girls to message me back on POF. Didn't message too many girls on OKC.

I tried, "Hey cutie I like your style. Who's your favorite super hero?" Or "Hey cutie I like your style. What's your favorite movie?"

Where'd you get those online openers from. They have AIDS

hahaha Yea I thought so. FUCK!

Yeah your openers suck ape dick and your profile description still eats pug cock. It's too damn logical...who gives a fuck what you're looking for. No girl reads that and is like...oh I'm the one.

Here's an example of a profile. I'd add more of a masculine/corny romantic twist to it..if it was me:

I believe that if we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. In my spare time I have been caller number thirteen and won a Jerry Springer action figure, have won bullfights in San Juan and have translated sexual innuendos for Canadian refugees. I know that decisions shape destiny. I am a concrete analyst. Just recently I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I know where Atlantis is. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. All my bills are paid. I think depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Sometimes I repeat myself. I am wooing women with my amazing and godlike trombone playing, despite that I have prepared four course lunch menus using only mouli and a toaster. A long time ago I discovered how we would walk if our knees were on backwards. I can beat most psychics in their predictions. Just recently I discovered pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby despite my lean figure. I believe the trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. My friends say I’m a real MILF. And yet I find myself to be single… Please don’t ask me ‘what do you like to do for fun’ or you’re going to turn off my Interested button really fast. Let me explain who I’m looking for with a metaphor. Being able to backflip demonstrates that you possess a lot of the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Doing them on demand (on lawns, at parties, over lunch, etc) shows that you have a fun, adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and athleticism. While I don’t need you to be able to do backflips, I’m looking for someone with those qualities. And you should be social rather than introspective. You should message me if you’ve made it this far and you found yourself nodding in agreement with what you’ve read.

I found this elsewhere...I didn't make it up myself. The idea is somewhat right though. I wouldn't actually write this much in your profile...just use some funny lines and don't over-complicate things.

That's just it. I just have a hard time thinking of fun stuff to say about myself or things that are funny. I guess I'm just a very logical person.

Another one searching for the magic bullet. This is the lamest excuse in the book next to Im not good looking enough. Both are completely irrelevant. Do you think I was quick witted when I got into the game? I developed it over time. You can't jump into game and start seeing results. Try different stuff over a long period of time and you'll start to see patterns and develop a good idea of what works for you and what does not.