Texting a girl to meet up!

me: don't just ignore me loser, say something (I actually really like this text message, sounds about as high value as you can when a girl doesn't respond, another girl used a slight variation of this on me and I was mirin hard) 

her: I'm sorry haha 

her: yeah I love being cold in bed so we're in the clear there 

Your texting seems really good, did you lock down that date?

not yet! 

me: Gawdd why did we not try and hangout sooner

her: cause you're so buff and pretty it's intimidating

me: Ahahah I don't buy that for a second

me: but if it helps

me: I'm only 3 feet tall so I"m not that intimidating

her: oh really......

she gave me a pretty weak response. May let it marinate for a bit and come back with

me: yes..... You'll have to cook for me and help lift me onto my bed at night. I think you can handle that 

Damn you handsome bastard, why not just get a fuckin rickshaw to pull around shirtless with a sign that says "Patrick's dick and rick-shaw rides for chicks" fuck the texting lol

The dinklage text is funny, be sure you're not over-gaming though. This girl seems ready to meet IMO 

Yes. If we do a 6hour walk together you might have to carry me in a baby carrier backpack

Yes. I'm overgaming. You're right. I need to be more laconic and tone down the exuberance. MW and I are working on this, but sometimes i forget. It's getting better tho

I said

me: Yes... you'll have to cook for me and help lift me onto my bed at night. I think you can handle that

her: like that's not even funny!

I guess I'll have to go sardonic

me: I know, i'm a horrible person  

Ya, then meetup right?

Well i mentioned tuesday night drinks yesterday. She didn't agree but she didn't say no.

Although by experience, I know that it's best not to bring it up again. Then I start getting to be too much in the chasing role and it fucks up with attraction. 

Know that your value here isn't a problem. RSD Alex once used the analogy of "giving away a Ferrari". He says the problem a lot of guys have with over gaming is that they're selling it too much when they already have the value. He says imagine someone's trying to give you a Ferrari, imagine how reluctant you'd be if they're really trying to sell you on the idea of taking this car for free. It's more about just making her comfortable and at ease with the idea. You seem like you're already on the right track and I'm not suggesting you have a problem here, the analogy just came to mind and I thought I'd share it

I like that analogy a lot! Very good point, I think you're right. I just need to make her comfortable and at ease with the idea.  

her: Like that's not even funny

me: I know I'm a horrible person

(no response)

me: But gimme a break, I'm a child of divorce (american psycho quote lol) 

her: ...sigh

her: Sorry to hear

then i could go

me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks 

me: and not sucking in pool

Actually mgiht be better to just leave the second part out (and not sucking in pool) 

Ya I think the meetup segue is exactly the right idea. Maybe hit her up for her availability first this time.. 

i didn't mind it, mainly just because it relieves the pressure a bit. You could change it up if you don't like that one specifically:

and not wearing heels

and not secretly being a shark at pool

And maybe making me a sandwich, we can discuss it

so for example

me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks and not sucking at pool ;)

me: Whats your schedule like this week?

I think that's fine. Maybe break it into three texts?

me: You can make it up to me by getting the first round of drinks

me: And not sucking at pool ;)

her: where do you live

me: Yonge and egg ish 

me: What's your scheduel like this week

her: Free tues and thurs evening

Done! She's sold

I could be like 

me: Drinks tomorrow is probablly best 

Yeah I made them divorce when they were late with my cheerios one morning 

Her: where do you live

me: Yonge and egg ish

me: What's your schedule like this week?

her: Free tues and thurs evening

me: Tuesday is good. Maybe around 8 or 9

Fuck, should have been like. "tuesday is perfect! Let's do 8." Whatever

Oh and MW that is fucking awesome. Need that bad ass humor/vibe more

By emotionally baiting her like that, especially when going from "pity me" to "I just swatted your bottom", you're projecting lots of high value, continuing to invest her to the point where she can't let go (this is the same reason why women hang on in relationships with assholes lol), and you're also keeping her in almost a state of "flux" to where she's slightly always on edge with you, never bored, and can never possibly know what you're going to do next, and so also can never possibly disqualify you by seeing you as approval-seeking (which is a female's main screening mechanism in mating). Unpredictability isn't necessarily seductive, but it's certainl alluring as fuck and more importantly, confusing as fuck. I've even used this to bait hookers to meet up and sleep with me for free lol. "Curiousity killed the cat" is one of the oldest expressions known to man. And it's no coincidence the synonym for cat is pussy. 

I'm naming my dick, "the Curiosity". 

me: Tuesday is good. Maybe around 8 or 9

next day

her: !!! I got my shift extended they need me at work today.. rain check???

maybe something like 

me: strippers never can catch a breah eh

me: ps. tell your boss i'm gonna feed him sucka trash if he fucks your schedule one more time 

Yeah accusing her of riding a pole at work would be a great direction to take this that'd be putting her in a box she'd NOT be able to stand lol