Text Convo RIGHT MEOW
So I'm doing some work here on my laptop and this girl texts me. Pretty cute, 7. Met her about a month ago and just been keeping it warm.
Her: So I may be going to (bar district) tonighttt
Me: You. On bar district? Sounds like trouble ;)
Her: Alwayyyysss ;)
Me: I'm busy but I may meet you for a drink or four
Her: Just let me know. It's a rare thing to see Sydney on (bar district) these days, it should be good.
Her: I think they're actually seeling tickets. I'll put you on the VIP list.
So I'm focused on work and a little high right now so I'm just gonna chill. Though I'd throw this up and see if you cheeky motherfuckers have any good responses.
"Alright pumpkin, I'll see you there, wear something sexy so we match ;)"
^^Yeah, that's very similar to my go to in this situation.
Anybody else?
EDIT: Except I don't like pumpkin. I don't know why, I see you guys use it all the time.
Neither did I really, till i used it, and got good responses from it.
Go with whatever feels right.
Well.. what's your plan? This girl is obviously already into you so do you want to meet up with her tonight?
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LAY REPORT:
So I finished up my work and decided to text her back. Pretty standard stuff here. Not rying to overgame, blah, blah, blah.
Me: Perfect wear something cute so we match
Her: Guess I'll go home and change out of my jammies
Me: Lol where you at
Her: ...I just told you, changing...
Her: Ha! Gotcha. I'm about to head to (bar district)
At this point I did what any sane man in my situation would do. Played a couple games of FIFA, drank some whiskey and beer, and then headed down about an hour later.
I get to the bar and I meet up with four or five of my buddies. I see my girl at the table next to us. We make eye contact for a second but I just keep bullshitting with my buddies and having fun. After some time, I pull out some quarters and walk over to her. I bring up the playful role play we had going on about me kicking her ass in foosball. She's down to play and it's definitely on. The sexual tension is strong with this one. She keeps referring to me trying to roofie her and shit which I find quite hilarious. Instead of freezing up and actin glike a pussy I run with it and amplify what she's saying, taking it even further. She's cracking up at this point and asking me if i want a shot. I'm waiting on money from my freelance jobs so i was drinking water all night. Of course I accept.
We get some Vegas bombs with her and two of her friends ($3.25 in Texas, woot woot that cost of living). I introduce myself to the friends and start asking them questions. We bullshit for a while and then I tell her it's time for an ass kicking. End up beating her 5-3 and I'm pretty relentless but I keep it light and playful. I didn't wanna introduce some crazy competitive vibe for no reason. We hug after the game and she starts getting all touchy feely. At this point, I'm feeling very good about this interaction so I pull out some Julien shit from his new video. We makeout and I pull back and say she's a horrible kisser. She ACKNOWLEDGES THIS (she was actually pretty good) AND APOLOGIZES AND FALLS INTO THE FRAME LOL. She then asks me to help her practice. I tell her I don't know if there's much hope for her. I'm stacking the "whatever the fuck julien said" in his video and cutting her threads off. At one point she said something I didn't like so I was like, "I can't talk to you anymore." and start to back turn. She pulls me back and starts begging for my validation. Goddamn. This stuff is powerful if you use it correctly.
By this point she's basically eating out of the palm of my hand. I tell her I have some "girly vodka" back at my place that I can't drink. She tells her friends she's leaving with me and we all say our goodbyes. Say peace to my friends and we walk to my place. Once we're there, we take a shot of this vodka and I tell her I'll be right back. Throw my primary girl's pillow off my bed and put her toothbrush and bobby pins in a random place lol. Come back out and it's on. We "watch a movie". Which basically consists of us mouth raping each other before I finally suggest we go to my room. Very little LMR here, probably because she invested so much. She had a nice body overall and she definitely knew how to fuck. I make her cum a couple of times pretty hard and we fall asleep. Wake up at 6:30 am and it's Bangtown, USA again.
I had to wake up early to finish some work so i get her up and her friend comes to scoop her up. This girl is pretty cool and may be worth keeping around just as something fun and simple. I'm gonna talk to her later about expectations and how I definitely don't want anything serious right now. I'm sure she'll be down.
Important thing to note as well, this was a number I've been keeping warm for about 6 weeks. The longest I've gone from the intial meet to texting and fucking has been 6 MONTHS. Anything is possible guys, if you have the right frame. This means being fun and persistent while also being NON-NEEDY. That's biggest thing. Don't get butthurt when you can't get these girls out. There's this crazy thing called hundreds of other girls in your near vicinity.
Happy Wednesday everybody!
Shot moneyballz, nice LR 