Text convo with gal from last night
So basically i'm posting this because I'm aware that after dudes fuck a girl whose like pushing their comfort zone, a lil, we tend to start to "play it safe" or wtvr in our texting.
Thoughts on this so far
Me: Sup rainbow brite
Me: [picture of rainbow brite on a horse]
Her:Holding a gigantic space for you sugarplum [call-back humor from last night]
Me: [youtube link to the sick reference clip]
Her: [link to a recipe for "sex on the beach" that says it's made using rum] - we played a game where if she could guess one of the types of alcohols used in a "sex on the beach", correctly, then she would get to go on a date with me. She guessed Rum, and the recipe I pulled up, initially, had said it was made with vodka
Her: [Picture of giant chicken] - part of the date was that I would grill up some bbq chicken
Me: Going for a run while the judges think this over
Her: haha alright. Don't hurt yourself
Me: Pfft, puhhlease we both know I'm indesctructable
Her: I did notice you ate 3 bagels this morning. Breakfast of champions
Me: Of course beb, I'm a man of my word
Me: I gotta be big and strong so I can protect you from the boggieman
Me; Plus, my mother always said breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Her: Mom knows best!
Her: Good, I'm weaker than I look
Me: You totally have coodies
Me: I've been sick all day
Me: Or your cat does
Me: lol
Her: All me. I'm also addicting
Her: So, vicious cycle you just began dear
-----Went to sleep before I saw the above texts. Just sent the below right now, after I got to work-----
Me: Oh gawd, you totally are aren't ya. Such a bad influence ; )
Me: I might have to scoop you up and make you my partner in crime
Me: You can be the getaway driver
Her: Thing is, my car's in the shop. But I'll come along for the ride :p [So, this is call-back humor again on her part. I kept telling her that if girls ever ask if I can pick them up, I'll tell them that my car is in the shop. It became an inside joke between us
Her: Where we goin?
Me: It's cool, pnkn, obviously I got this under control
Me: Robbin an ice cream truck lata this week. Gonna want you there
Me: It's top secret though, can't give you the details over the phone
Her: Mk stud. But after we steal the truck, I'm drivin. Oh wait or do you just mea the ice cream
Me: Lol were meetin up at HQ to go over details tonight
Me: Took the no girls allowed sign off the batcave entrance last night. So you should be good
Her: Hahah hate to be such a wimp but not sure I have the energy : ( 7:30am meeting really kicked my ass today. Soo unless you're into watching people sleep...can we meet to craft our evil plan another night this week?
write back:
"nah, Im good"
Wait for her to respond .. laugh it off then just set the next date.
?
haha oh I went in another direction.
This is one of those situations where in the past I would do a house invasion and fuck her. She wants to be manhandled the only problem is it's fucking New York City
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Dude I was thinking the same thing. That text was pure invitation to fuck.
But it im hosting a party so I couldn't do home invasion.
I already responded. Convo continues below:
Me: Geesus rainbow brite, we both know you wouldn't fall asleep if I'm there
Me: But more importantly, I know what you're like when you're tired and I really care about you, so yes, go get your beauty sleep
Me: Plus I can totally use this against you later
Me: haha
Her: I know I'm iresistable but you can't keep me awake all week long darling. Fair enough. Use me all you want against something.
Her: See? Already jumbling my words...need rest
That's the complete convo so far
I def. picked up on the "fuck me now" aspect of it, but I had this party to manage, plus I wasn't totally confident in that interpretation of her response.
In short- I think I played it somewhat safe. I mean, my texting was still pretty fuckin on point... but yeah, I didn't go for it like I could have
Do you know where this girl lives
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Eh, kinda...
I forget the exact cross streets... She lives with 3 other girls
You thinkin I should cruise over for a home invasion right now? I haven't responded to this yet, and it's been like 4 hours since she sent it
So I responded to her texts- but I waited a lil long... I basically responded 5.5 hours after she texted me, which is kinda mean. Especially after she took it sexual.
Me: Mmm, you're right, it's not fair. Luckily for you, I just take what I want
Me: Get some sleep, baby. You even make typos sexy ; )
Me: Dammit. I promised my mom id be good this week
Her: Even when you're not here you're keeping me up. I need to pick a "special" ring tone for you..like...a silent one.. (:
Manwhore- thoughts? I'm a lil dicey on this one
I'm thinking something simple like:
"Go ahead and change your ringtone, you're just gonna dream about me anyway"
Me: Mmm, you're right, it's not fair. Luckily for you, I just take what I want
Me: Get some sleep, baby. You even make typos sexy ; )
Me: Dammit. I promised my mom id be good this week
Her: Even when you're not here you're keeping me up. I need to pick a "special" ring tone for you..like...a silent one.. (:
Manwhore- thoughts? I'm a lil dicey on this one
I'm thinking something simple like:
"Go ahead and change your ringtone, you're just gonna dream about me anyway"
me: nice
me: like you gonna set only to vibrate lol
me: I love when you dirty talk me beb
I like that text a lot
I like that text a lot
which text
I'm thinking either
Me: Go ahead and change your ringtone. You're just gonna dream about me anyway
OR
Me: Go ahead and change your ringtone. You're just gonna dream about me anyway
Me: : )
Second one just adds a touch of playfullness to it- which one you guys tihink hits the mark more?
I think she's referring to a "vibrating" ringtone. LOL. Be like, "Yeah you put that phone on vibrate I'll send it the Bat signal"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
HA!
That's awesome
I sent the other one right before.. but I think it still worked out well:
Me: Go ahead and change your rington. You're just gonna dream about me anyway
Me: Hehe but yeah go ahead and put that phone on vibrate I'll send it the Bat signal
Annoying that I sent that first text, but I think it still looks fine.
I sent the other one right before.. but I think it still worked out well:Me: Hehe but yeah go ahead and put that phone on vibrate I'll send it the Bat signal
Annoying that I sent that first text, but I think it still looks fine.
This "hehe" at the beginning was a lil gay though.
pottedflowers wrote:
I sent the other one right before.. but I think it still worked out well:Me: Hehe but yeah go ahead and put that phone on vibrate I'll send it the Bat signal
Annoying that I sent that first text, but I think it still looks fine.
This "hehe" at the beginning was a lil gay though.
ha, yeah? fuck.
yeahhhh you're right. Damnit. Live and learn
She didn't respond till 8:15am:
Her: You are silly
Me: More like awesome, but ya... that works too. Whatchu up to sugabut
Me: I'm bout to brave the barbarian hordes and forge for groceries at whole foods
Her: Godspeed
Her: Just getting my caffeine fix. Then emails on emails on emails
Me: Dammmit I knew they kept you trapped in there
Her: Sometimes they let me out to go to trade shows. If I behave
Me: Oh gawd are they going to throw you in the dougin for textin at work
Me: I bet they have no idea how bad of an influence you are
Her: haha something like that. So they just let you run free at your office?
Me: I'm responsible for everyone here.
Me: I only throwpeople in the dungeon if they smell really bad
Me: lol
Her: Oh right you make the rules. How many minions do you have
Me: Of course, but you already knew that. 7 right now
Me: Used to be 8 but she was really into the bachelor so clearly we had to let her go
Me: : )
Her: Hahha psh obviously.What else were you supposed to do
Her: A few brilliant ideas for our mission came to me. You should probably comeover before I forget them
Me: Oh gawd I kinda like the sound of that
Her: Remember how to get here?
Me: Cross streets?
Her; xxxx
Me: Gettin scrubbed up right now beb
Her: oook
Sorry I had to bounce fellas. Gonna cruise on ova and get some bangtime in