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My lays have been going really smooth lately from pof which is kind of strange but I'm not complaining. This one is another smooth interaction but different for me for sure.

I changed my search to age 40 and up on Pof dials lol. For some reason I don't like chicks my own age. I guess bc I'm at marriage age so I go for younger fun girls or older hot women. And btw way if I do go into the forties age they better have something To offset the fact that they are over a decade older than me lol. Any way I message this woman and this is my message for all older women,

"Hey! Your not opposed to dating someone younger than yourself are you?"

older chicks are so much more straight forward they usually say yes or no or something of the sorts.

Anyway the hottest one responds, with darker red hair. She has a PhD in law. I get her number after her trying to tell me I'm not an alpha male and she needs an alpha male so I just kind of ignore and stay persistent. Anyway, she wants to meet at a high end French restaurant. Since I'm poor I was like,"fuck!" Oh and she kept saying how she definitely wants a relationship and she's very stable. I even offered over text to come over and give her a massage after work to see how serious she was about either getting laid or wanting a relationship. Kind of like bait to see if she would bite the hook. I described the massage and how it would be perfect after a hard days work. She said, "that's a great image, but if we start out that way that's all it will ever be." No bites...We meet at this restaurant and I mean honestly we don't have that much in common as a 30 year old man and a 43 year old woman  other than I want to rip out her huge fake boobs and play with them, but we make conversation. She reveals that she is a top attorney in the city that works for insurance companies to protect them from people in accidents who come after insurance companies for compensation. I said, "omg your a scumbag attorney!"  She laughed almost in acknowledgment. This made me want to attack her and rip her clothes off even more to like punish her in the names of all those people who weren't compensated appropriately because of her lol. Then she says she makes well into $400,000 a year which made me more horny. So I was thinking of a way to make this more sexual since this was sort of dragging along.

I mentioned how I was going to wear a cup to her house to prevent my balls getting attacked by her vicious dog and I specifically placed my hands around my junk so she could see. Now I could see her eyes light up, things were moving in the right direction. I mentioned how I usually trim my chest hair but Ive got some yard work to do which lead into me talking about how I walk around the house naked. She began to open up how she also walks around naked but has to be careful that the neighbors don't see her. Then she started pulling out her phone and showing me pictures of her dogs and her house. As she's scrolling through I said, "I think I saw some nakey pics." She said, "I've definitely got some dirty pics" started showing me pics of her breasts which were fucking amazing. After awhile there was no easy way for this to Segway to a kiss so I simply said, "I'm going to kiss you on the mouth" she said, "right here?" I said, "sure". I went in and she was totally into it. We took a break talked some more then made out again in the restaurant with servers walking back and forth. The servers knew it was a young guy older woman hook up thing going on, no need to hide it. I mean who am I trying to impress anyway? And she appreciated the balls I had to do it.

We begin to walk out and I knew I was going to have to get to her house and she lives like half an hour away. We made out in the parking lot  and I couldn't make the trip out there bc I had a test in the morning. I really did take a risk by not banging her that night bc I could have lost her but honestly I think it made her feel special by waiting until the next day. Older women sometimes have to be handled gently especially if they mention their divorce and not looking for a hook up. Or maybe I should have banged her in the car, I probably could have.

Anyway the next day I arrive at her huge house and it's fucking rad. Like 3 different patios, tvs everywhere, a maid. We sit down, I can tell she's slightly nervous and she asks, "so what do you want to do?" I said, " I'm perfectly content just hanging out. Take me on a tour of your house." She gives me the grand tour and ends up leading me to the master bedroom....SURPRISE! Perfect way to end up in the bedroom btw, just ask for the grand tour then when she takes you into her room just sit down on the bed and kick back. There is slow music playing in the background and I notice it is on "sexy beats" lol. 

Did she plan on getting fucked? Yes she did. We start making out and had some awesome hot sex. I would say I'm gonna cum on your face and she would say, "whatever makes you happy" she couldn't care less. She actually took my jizz on her face and rubbed it into her hair, haha. I said to myself, "ew!" But hey girls love this shit. After I was done I was playing with her tits and less than five minutes later we are fucking and I blow my load all over her tits. Funny enough her two dogs were fucking on the bed beside us and she kept pushing them off the bed lol. We start doing some 69 action and I blow my load on her face again. I just completely turned her out.

We talk for a few hours about her career in law and how she wants to slow down her career a bit. Also how she has always made more money than her boyfriends and one husband and the reason they have never worked out is because the man always wanted money in the end. This almost made me embarrassed of my own gender. Fucking creep guys mooching off the women. Anyway, before I left we start making out in the atrium and I had to drop my pants again, she starts blowing me, I bend her over the couch in the living room which was almost a disaster, I picked her up take her back to the bedroom and blow my load on her face again.

Overall, she is probably looking for a stable relationship but not from a 30 year old guy. She knew exactly what she was going to get by talking to me and she's probably going on boring dates with guys in their forties. Definitely hottest older woman I've ever banged and probably top 5 hottest sex I've had. I had no idea I was going to be this turned on by her. She texted me the next day from the office saying that it was really, really ridiculously good sex and wants me to do her in the office lol. I'll probably mess around with her again but I gotta get back to the young chicks lol.

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Thanks for the boner.  When

Thanks for the boner. 

When are you moving to Vegas? 

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Lol posting this from the

Lol posting this from the airport;)

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Perfect. 

Perfect. 

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But yeah older women deeply

But yeah older women deeply appreciate cum. It's got revitalizing properties

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lol

lol

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One older women told me she

One older women told me she thinks it restored her vision

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Semen is an incredible source

Semen is an incredible source of testosterone for women. And testosterone is known as the miracle molecule

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Awesome post.

Awesome post.

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Quote: She texted me the next

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She texted me the next day from the office saying that it was really, really ridiculously good sex and wants me to do her in the office lol.

fucking A :]

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nice

like Jon said...thanks for the boner...nice report...i myself want to find these type of women...like...2x older than me and smoking hot...i m a little freak i guess

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Lol beauty of the Internet is

Lol beauty of the Internet is you can dial it in on pof. If you like Asian chicks it will pull up all the Asian girls in your area. God I love the Internet. I'm not sure if you can on tinder I dont use it. 

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in my country pof is kinda

in my country pof is kinda unknown...so no free milfs in my area:))got to do it the old school way

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Where do you live? There has

Where do you live? There has got to be something.

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i m from Romania...the

i m from Romania...the country of Dracula...heard of it?

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yeah POF isnt very big in

yeah POF isnt very big in many parts of europe.

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Well then do it the old



Well then do it the old school way and quit crying all over your dick, dracula. ;)

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nobody is crying dear...i

nobody is crying dear...i live in the part of europe where women look amazing...i dont complain at all :)) no kentucky friend chicken ass girls around here