re engaged okc chick
So the story behind this chick:
Grabbed her number off of Okc a few months back, had a bit of a back and forth over text. Got the girl out.
She met me in my neck of the woods, took her to my local pool bar. Chilled, chatted, teased and generally just fucked about. Decent little meet up except I pussied about on my physical game for most of it. She had to catch her oast train, had a little makeout before we left the pool bar but little else.
For whatever reason I didn't text her until 4 days after we'd met up. She hadn't hit me up either.
Me:
Kid, you were a pretty bitching pool buddy. I will testify to those mad skills.
Also, apparently I have tonsilitis now- so... my bad. Lol
(yep, genuinely had tonsilitis, egh.)
No reply.
Didn't pursue.
Yesterday I decided to leave some voicemails, I'd been slacking on them. Left her some bs voicemail about justin beiber and michael buble, and some gay dude I debate with at work.
She bites.
Her:
So, um you left me a rambling voicemail but I don't know who on earth this is..?
I haven't replied *shrug* I'm pretty keen to have some fun with this. Ideas?
Holmes you can't sink your own battleship and then come on here looking for magic spells.
Just send her something like, "It's justin bieber's backup dancer. I lost track of my phone for a bit but I'm back for a rerack and a rematch"
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Fair point manwhore the grey. I blew this one by not fucking her when provided the opportunity. Cheers for the text idea nonetheless though.
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