Psycho bish trying to pin her pregnancy on me, lol

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Sat, 05/18/2013 - 12:09

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Girl: Hey

Me - 2 mins later: Who dis

Girl: I have an important question I really need answered. Please talk to me.

Girl - 3 mins later: me happened.

Girl: thing came off or if I was exposed to your bed or whatever I need you to help me remember. I don't want to freak you out! I just really need you to tell

Girl: I stayed at your house one night. We met in the casino. And I am late. I need to know if we slept together. I don't think we did. But if my pants or any

Me: What? Lol

Me: No idea who you are

Girl - 2 mins later: I met you at the casino! You took me back to your house and I left before you woke up. You sent me a picture of yourself. Remember? I played music for y

Me - 1 min later: Oh lol hi how are you. No nothing happened : *(

Girl - 1 min later: ou that you loved lol. And I just remember you being on top of me but I don't think we slept together.

Me - 2 mins later: Yeah you were a huge gay that night and we didn't hook up

Girl: to me lol. I have a super rich man to take care of me and if I am pregnant the baby as well. I wouldn't want anything from you I promise. Not trying to

Me: =(

Girl: freak you out. I just need to know if there i any chance it could be yours.

Me: Nope not mine

Girl: I'm okay! Kinda freaking the Fuck out lol! Are you sure? I can't remember if I woke up with my pants on! And I think you may have got yourself off next

Girl - 1 min later: t liiiikely but possible. I'm freaking out a little over here.

Girl: Lol. Yeah I'm a huge gay! Do you remember if I slept with my pants off though? I mean it is possible if you got off next to me and my pants were off! No

Me - 1 min later: No your pants didn't come off

Girl: Okay!

Girl: Phew! You're hundred percent?

Me: And no I didn't "get off" next to you haha.

Me: Yes

Girl - 1 min later: I think you did!

Girl: You were watching porn!

Me - 1 min later: Nope

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Sat, 05/18/2013 - 15:51

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immaculate conception

immaculate conception, if she's mexican and names the baby Hey-soos, watch out

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 16:25

Meow

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So did you actually spank one

So did you actually spank one out? or..

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 16:54

krispy

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haha, that was great.

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 01:40

Manwhore

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No. None of that shit

No. None of that shit happened. I posted about this girl the night she was over it was hilarious. Comes home with me then refuses to get intimate at all. So I just passed out I didn't care. Sure enough she turns out to be a Supernut

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Sun, 05/19/2013 - 03:31

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Lol what a dumbass.

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 06:44

G-Money

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Da fuq...

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 10:16

Johnny___Doe

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LMAO. This is awesome.

Sun, 05/19/2013 - 18:19

kaladyn

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lmao! +1 reminder for

lmao! +1 reminder for anit-baby protections

i'm going to get that glue-like shot up my balls one day, temporary 5-10 year baby-juice blocker

Mon, 11/24/2014 - 22:46

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i feel that this deserves a

i feel that this deserves a bump :}

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 00:04

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Wow. Rawdoggin the randoms...

Wow. Rawdoggin the randoms... surprised.

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 00:23

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I had a girl call me up once

I had a girl call me up once and tell me that I got her pregnant and she wants money for an abortion. I told her i didnt even cum so she gave up on the story. She then called me back 10minutes later and asked me if I wanted to hang out again LOL. Theres some cazy hos out there.

Tue, 11/25/2014 - 00:56

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Boomer you dumb monkey how

Boomer you dumb monkey how did you arrive at that conclusion.

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Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:52

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Its like marshawn lynch's

Its like marshawn lynch's latest interview, except you just reply no to every comment

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