Pornstar Intro for Teleconference: Need IDEAS!
So I had one girl ready to do it then zero contact for 16 hours. Derp
So I hit up a certain pornstar "friend" of mine and she's DOWN! Lol. So what should she say?
I was going to have the first girl say, "This is the Manwhore Teleconference. Powered by dick, and balls." She thought this was gay at first then she said it out loud and she realized it was actually cool lol.
But now I realize the possibilities are ENDLESS. This girl is very well spoken and pretty fucking funny in her own right so I kinda want to stretch it. But it's still got to be quick. Thoughts?
I just can't quite seem to get it down and I've even meditated on it. I was thinking something like, ".. and Jon was so good I made him fuck my girlfriend too!" But I thought that was a bit too "put together". Plus I want to keep the vibe at least partially "community". Anyway tell me what you fellas think. Also I think I'm going to adopt Patrick.Bateman's line and start calling you all fagolas. What you think?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
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Hey fellas could I get some support on this. She's standing by
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Okay, so mroe details? I'm not entirely sure what you're looking for..
Is this just like a quick something for her to intro the teleconference at the beginning of the call? Like literally you're just looking for a line or two?
I like the dick and balls line.
Yes it's for the uploading of the conferences to SoundCloud. I need a quick blurb for her
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah I was really confused at first. But now that I understand I think its funny but you should let people know that we actually take this stuff seriously... a good porportion of the time
you should let people know that we actually take this stuff seriously.
Fuck.... I knew I was doing something wrong ; )
Have her give the intro you said while you bang her.
In a seductive sultry voice: "Manwhore's Teleconference...I'm cumming, are you?"
In a seductive sultry voice: "Manwhore's Teleconference...I'm cumming, are you?"
Sexxy
I've entered this thread about 4 or 5 times any couldn't think of much. Just cracked open an IPA and it came to me. I think it's solid
In a seductive sultry voice: "Manwhore's Teleconference...I'm cumming, are you?"
Shit..!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male