Popped my Threesome Cherry with Two Stunners - American Psycho Flex Included

Okay why won't it let me edit the above post? Oh well! 

Okay so after Marsha finishes me off in her mouth, we go downstairs and that's precisely when Madeline arrives. I open the door, let her in and talk to her. Then introduce her to Marsha. This whole time I'm very chill and relaxed and keep it super casual. We talk for sometime and eventually move to the couch.

At this point, Madeline is like, "wow, you're like the worst texter ever." Then Marsha is like, "omg I know, he's so bad." Gawdd you had to be there, this was hilarious having two girls bond over mutual hadred for my slow and laconic texting. Next we're talking and we get into both of their daddy issues, woah haha. Looks like there's two fathers I need to thank lol.

I try to get a bit of kissing happening but Madeline is not down. Then, Marsha goes to the bathroom and Madeline jumps my bones kisisng me and rubbing my cock. Marsha gets back and the girls want to go outside. We go outside and down to the hot tub. This thing is not working. It's like 88 degrees which is like a luke warm bath temperature. The girls are down nontheless. 

I go to the washroom and come back and they're both in the hot tub. I get in and realize they are full nude. Oh my god, it just went from six to midngiht. I start moving towards Madeline, rubbing her legs and put her hand on my cock. Marsha comes in close and I kiss her. Then I kiss Madeline and then I get them to both kiss eachother. Next, a three way kiss. 

I get both of these girls rubbing my cock while we all kiss, just amazing! I tell the girls it's cold as fuck and we should go into the steam shower. I procure some towels and lead the girls into the steam shower. They sit me on the bench and both start sucking my cock. Woah this was fucking amazing. Then I pick Madeline up and sit her on my cock. Marsha, the crazy Russian that she is, just starts licking the fuck out of Madeline's clit while I'm fucking her. Madeline says, Marsha, you need to ride this cock. And we switch, now Madeline goes down on Marsha. 

Holly fuck, this is just wild. I'm litterally spraying these girls with my shower handle and fucking them at the same time. We get out of the steamshower and I have an exercise room with mirrors all around. I fuck one of them from behind while doing the classic American Psycho flex. Like damnnnnn! 

We go up to my room, get in my bed and just fuck like crazy. For a while, I need to sit out and these girls are just going to town on eachother, like full on lesbo! WOAH. Pretty hott first threesome experience. I ended up hitting MW after telling him the story and showedh im a couple pics of the two lucky girls. He was like, "That is one fucking hott threesome." "Make these two girls your girlfriends, your mom would love that" 

Outstanding

This is awesome

holy balls..fuckin awesome

You do know what this means, don't you.

It's time to start pulling out the video camera and make a sex tape to boost my online rep 

It means you've surpassed the real Patrick Bateman. 

Ok but yeah I think you should date these two girls at the same time. You'll make a million bucks off the increase in business. Your competition won't be able to touch you. Just take a couple pics with your two girlfriends. Celebrate, thank everyone else for coming in second place

Awesome man! need to see some pics..there's honestly like nothing better in the world than one girl sucking your cock with another one licking your balls haha. 

Or fucking one girl while the other licks your balls. First time that happened I didn't even know what was going on I just experienced my body leaving itself and shooting up into the ceiling. 

Damn boi

Im curious as to why you refered the bi sexual girl as "slut butt"? I would have been worried that it would scare the more reserved girl but it seemed to work a treat.

Even if he wanted to I couldn't let PB post pics for privacy and proprietary reasons. I'm even going to edit out the names. What I will say however is that I've seen both girls, and I can say matter of factly that I have never had as hot a threesome myself. The girls are both stunning. He needs to wife them both up he'll kill it in business that way. 

Right.... Now all I need to do is get reservations at dorsia 

Hahahaa Legend.

Tell me Patrick the rare occasion when you go out now, how it goes down on the field ? Did you kill it like on Tinder or you feel yourself not on top of this shit ?

I can do well when I go out for sure. But it's not as good and definitely not as consistent. 

I have a blast meeting a girl out for drinks. I can work it beautifully and my interactions are incredible. Once I get a girl to meet me out, It's almost always on. 

The bar/club scene is different as I'm not as consistent. I'd love to be able to go out with MW in person, that would be fun as fuck. I can do well when I build up a solid momentum. 

The bar/club thing isn't really my scene as much, I don't enjoy it as much. So usually I have to do a lot of Tolle and become really present to soak it all in. Then my interactions smoothen out big time. I'll probably start hitting up the bars for fun, I miss getting into the grove and approaching girls and shit. 

But if I was in a new city, and I wanted to build a super sweet 3-5 girl hottie rotation in a month or two, tinder would be the most efficient route for me. 

My city is also Toronto, which 'game' essentially was born out of. Possible because the 6's and 7's think they are 10's at the bar. Not even kidding. ANyone from Toronto here can back me up hahah.

I want to hit up a new city this winter, perhaps Austin or St. Peterburg Floriday. I have some friends in both those spots. If I can pull a sick Airbnb rental right by a bar strip / campus - that would be unreal. I'd just throw down 4-5 nights a week and chat up some girls each day. I could probably do super well. 

Also I've noticed that all of the girls I have been 'seeing' off tinder, want to cover up the idea that we met off tinder because they're embarrassed to tell their friends lol. I honestly don't think it's a big deal at all. And tell them so. But yah, usually we just pretend that we met in person some how. 

Exactly I think the way you kill it on Internet, Tinder and shit is not as challenging as the field, so for a guy like you, and you sound fuckin hilarious, once

you hit the momentum in the field, it's game over.

There is no going back.

All the guy I know who kill it in field told me they don't enjoy Tinder and Facebook etc... not enough challenging.

But what can I say you get your nuts lick by two girls so....

It would be insane that you go infield only using the patrick bateman lines.... Hahaha

Lmao only ego filled morons say tinder isnt challenging enough. Like bateman has proved, tinder has just as much if not more hotter girls than a bar or club even. So I understand why he'd rather talk to sober girls on tinder instead of dealing with 6's and 7's that think they're god (it's the same way in seattle homie, girls here think they rule the world, hence the phrase Seattle Freeze). But yea I had to comment because that 'not challenging enough' comment is hilarious. Going out is overrated when you've got all these online options and this MW text game.

Right, logistically I think tinder is just massively more conveinient. 

If I lived on a college campus and was around people all day and going out to bars 3-4 nights with friends, I could do very, very well! 

But dude, I'm working all the time from home. It's a 20 minute drive to hit up the bar areas. And going from 'work mode' to gaming it like a boss sober is not the easiest shift lol. 

So when I'm doing well in the bar scene, my work life suffers. 

Tinder has been super effective. I'm at the point right now where my hands are full with 4-5 really sweet girls. I really can't take on more lol. And I enjoy them all. They all bring a unique energy to the table. It would seem weird settling down with one girl, and not sleeping with other girls too. 

I guess the only way I could see that go down is if she was into threesomes. And I pulled girls off tinder for drinks, hooked up with them, then introduced them to my gf HAH. That would be fun. 

Funny enough Max just post a video about this:

What'd he say. I saw that but I figured it was retarded. The sales copy on that one is rich lol 

He went into ways to stand out from the typical Tinder "bro" (no shirtless pics, no selfies, nothing that comes off as try hard, don't be direct, etc), which kind of pictures to have, overall not really worth your time.  He went on and on about how you should play the nerdy, aloof, loser guy that is "as chody as possible" (pretty sure he used those exact words).  I haven't tried Tinder yet because I don't even do Facebook so I can't say that his advice is terrible for sure, but I'd highly recommend investing your time in that bodybuilding.com thread over watching this video.  Taking the direct/sexual approach makes much more sense on an app that is essentially for hooking up.  I don't understand how his advice would ever give girls the impression that you are meeting up with them to fuck.  Not to mention the extra time you are investing in converstation when you could be filtering out new girls who are dtf now.  

Anyone know if Tinder shows the number of FB friends you have?  I'm thinking about making a fake FB profile so I can start using Tinder...would it be weird to have a profile with very few friends?  

Tinder only shows mutual friends. 

That video was horrible, wow. Makes me wonder if he's ever actually gotten a girl off there lmao. Won't be watching anymore RSD videos after that one

Naw that would be a mistake. Just always be sure to measure things against your own standard. If you have questions about a conflicting dynamic represented, ask about it. 

I didn't watch it but Patrick.Bateman did let's get him to respond to this. 

Max come off as a weak pussy from a farm in the asshole of Earth which he use as his strengh.

My experience and those of 2 other friends of mine you go DIRECT AS FUCK, or make it implicit (secret society type shit) and it's done deal.

On Tinder all this whores can be slay in no time and with no game WHATSOEVER. You think you need to be Legend like Patrick ? Please.

I know fucking fedayin, I talk about faggot with no game, who make no "mistake" take no risk and since the girl meet them they fuck them.

All this shit online work AMAZING to fuck this whores.

However I don't think we are here to stay in this fucking comfort zone plus the Hottie Deluxe are not abundant in this shit.

But as Jeff say yeah going out everyday, vibe with the Staff manager, approach group after group feeling this internal resistance, come back home,

thinking about your night is overrated.

And Tinder is challenging as fuck...

On the text dynamic part, I might add that the post of PottedFlower highlight it best: it was a full-on exploration of what it means to successfully communicate with women.

I can grab the phone of a guy and see right away who he is by the way he communicate trough text.

The dynamic of text exchange is UNDERRATED.

I fuck one of them from behind while doing the classic American Psycho flex.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaa

Yah basically what Max is outlining is second or third place behavior. I'm sure it's better than what 90% of most guys do on tinder, but it's still weak as fuck lol.

I will say that he had good advice as far as pictures are concerned. Great high resolution pictures and looking slight off of the camera definitely stands out nicely on tinder and will get more and higher quality matches.  

I've been emulating Patrick's game on tinder and I would describe it as very direct . However, you've got to get your profile right. Like Patrick has said before, if you have a nice body just throw up a shirtless pic lol. I switched up my profile and BANG I got 3 solid matches in two days.

I've been opening with: hey whats up I want to meet you

then I move to: your not a sociopath right?

then seal the deal with: lets take this off the crazy world of tinder

whats your number?

100% success rate so far with gettin the digits. The rest has been pretty shitty, but its a start.

yeah it works very well if you have a solid profile! 

If you pics standout then this is very powerful, effecient and effective. 

I'll also say that as soon as you get the girls number, it's time to screen out. I usually get their facebook and search them up because any girl can look hott in 3 pics lol. After I get their facebook, I may even take a long time to message them, this trips them out lol. Then I usually flip the script, "alright you seem pretty cool for tinder, so when are you taking me out for drinks." Then I'll be like "Tuesday would be perfect. We'll do 9pm"  

yeah it works very well if you have a solid profile! 

If you pics standout then this is very powerful, effecient and effective. 

I'll also say that as soon as you get the girls number, it's time to screen out. I usually get their facebook and search them up because any girl can look hott in 3 pics lol. After I get their facebook, I may even take a long time to message them, this trips them out lol. Then I usually flip the script, "alright you seem pretty cool for tinder, so when are you taking me out for drinks." Then I'll be like "Tuesday would be perfect. We'll do 9pm"  

A very powerful text on tinder if a girl gives you a weak answer is 

me: Can you spare me all the details, like gawdddd

Try it, very powerful. 

Look at this motherfucker. Like a fucking champ 

I'll have to try that text out I like it

Do you really think waiting it out after getting the number is better? I'm texting them almost directly after in effort to carry over the momentum, but maybe thats not correct.

I've done both. But a few times I inadvertantly took a long ass time to respond at some point during the actual texting - and it was very effective. 

Think about it. When you're messaging with a girl you really want. And all of the sudden she goes MIA for 12 hours. If you weren't really sure if you wanted her, well now you're damn sure. 

When you're aggressively pushing things forward, the take away makes them feel a sense of loss. So when you come back in the picture, they really want it to workout. Give it a shot, may work for you. I don't always do it, but may start making it a more deliberate thing.

Here's a converation that just came off tinder

me: Hello Jessica, it's Patrick! Almost past my bedtime haha. BUt before I hit the sheets, cool if I add you on fb? Have to do my due diligence 

her: Hi Patrick! Yeah I'm getting sleep as well. Yes you can add me on fb :) 

her: My last name is Ludacrious

me: That's good because I almost put you in my phone as Jessica tinder ahah that would have been bad

her: Lol not okay! 

me: Alright well I'm off to bed, gnightttt

her: Let me know how you like the rest of that chick flick ;) (this was based off the previous tinder messaging. I mentioned that I was watching the Lucky One and eating icecream in bed) 

meL Yah if I make it through it without falling asleep

her: Hahha. Ture. Goodnight! 

Didn't respond so the next night she messaged me! This is a very good sign since the tables are shifting and now she's the one gaming me 

her: So did Zac Efron put you to sleep last night or make you wanna weep with happiness

me: Hahaa yah I didn't finish

me: Will have to pick up tm lol

her: Lol sleep trumps all sometimes 

me: Hahha yah I agree! Can't get enough of it . How's your night been

She then gives me a huge response and she's super into me. This girl is cooked, anytime I'm ready, she'll down to chill. 

I generally text right after but I've also done it that way as well. 

Gawd your language style is so "interesting", LOL. I mean, it's obviously translating to sex, so who cares. I think mixed with the sexworthiness it's making you come off even more high value. Interesting dynamic to watch unfold. I've rarely used this. It's almost like a "business class" flight to Bangtown, USA. Or no wait, Canada. 

Haha i know this did sound quite boring. The conversation got more engaing afterwards but nothing crazy. This girl is pretty cute but not 100% down to meet up with her so I've been playing it very laconic. She's been hitting me up hard though 

Interesting hearing your thoughts on this style MW. The sexworthiness is interesting. Like I was so indifferent about this working out I just said stuff i woulnd't normally say and lowered the bar tremendously. I don't know how this would have worked on a super hottie. But it may be something to try out 

Ok see interesting. My indifference comes out a different way, curious how this works out. You started channeling it towards a meetup yet? I thought this a more common thing with you, and I think in some ways it is. Stay on it see how much she chases. I've had weird shit go down with stuff like this. And I don't even flip the script like that, that often anymore, but I will slip back into it at times. I'm referring to the laissez faire attitude towards not maintaining emotional momentum and/or the laconic attitude towards actually meeting up. 

P.S. Start helping dudes with their texts on here dude! 

Her the other night

her: Oh hi there. How's your night

two days later

me: Gawd I'm the worst. But I've been sick this weekend so hasn't been that exciting unfortunately 

me: Maybe when I'm better you want to get drinks with me? 

Lol this may sound kinda weak, especially the last text I sent. But I did it kind of deliberately. I had a ton of investment from her and I had been playing it very aloof, so I wanted to come balance out that behavior by giving her much more validation and coming on softer. This is a matter of calibration. 

her: I honestly didn't even remember that message I sent you yesterday. I was highly under the influence. Lol

her: Sucks that your sick! I hope you feel better. Yes I'd love to grab a drink with you :)  

Essentially what I'm doing is being unpredicatble as fuck. I shift between being aloof and laconic and being more invested and validating. Keeps her on her toes. If you don't know when to soften up and just be real then many girls will be skeptical. Or you'll just blow them out of the water. Reminds me of something manwhore told me when I was starting to use a lot of pushgame. "One to two of these powerful 'push game' phrases is all you need to make the girl maulable to you."

Being much more normal has been a key strategy. I don't overdo the fluff. I use enough as necessary to push things productively. 

Yeah I play the same "all of a sudden I'm soft" moves lol.