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So I had my first threesome on Sunday. I don't know what I thought it would be like but it was fucking dope as hell. Most likely one of the best nights of my life. Just the sight of seeing two chicks sucking your dick at the same time, quite simply one of the hottest things a guy can experience. I might not even show up for work this week.

 

It all started at El Rio. It was Saturday night and I had gone out every single night of that week. So far I hadn't gotten one chick. There were at least a couple I should've banged and one that I just completely let slip out of my hands. When you get 2-3 makeouts a night for three nights in a row and don't pull. Something is wrong. But by this point I was so you used to going out that walking up to girls was no big deal at all. 

 

El Rio was fairly packed by 11 and I had a chick to meet up with at 12. Needless to say, with what was about to happen, I was NOT going to meet up with that chick. I chat up a few girls but nothing is happening, Jeremy asks if I wanna leave and I say yeah just let me hit on these two asian girls before. I open and it is on pretty much immediately, within minutes I am pulling up their shirts to look at their tattoos. One of them in particular, the more dominant and clearly older one, has many. She is fit. The other younger one has half her head shaved and is a damn sexy cutie. If I only I knew I would be inside them both within the hour. I ask them if they wanna go back with me and come do some coke before we head out again. They say sure.

 

We walk back and as soon as we get inside the older one is complimenting me with lies about how I am such a nice guy and shit. She does a bit of coke and then we get on the subject of each others bodies. She mentions she has great tits too to go along with her fit body. I pull down her shirt to inspect and then start sucking on one. The other Filipino girl gets curious too and she start sucking on the other one as well. 

 

At this point I think its time for them to inspect my body so I take off my shirt and the dominant one touches me first while the other one follows. The dominant one says, "have you ever been with two girls as sexy as we are?" I say no. She replies with "Well you're about to."

 

After that it was a magical playland for yours truly. Gawdammit I fucked the living shit out of both of them. I was a little worried about my dick because I took a little bit of coke before I went out but as soon as she started sucking my dick I knew there was gonna be no problems. This was way too fucking hot for my dick to not be 100% in this.

 

I banged each of them into a coma. Making them both cum multiple times. The dominant one even squirted. She knew how to talk dirty and was a cheerleader while I was nailing the other one. The other one turns out was a lesbian who was married to a french guy. Fucking weird I know, I'll need more information to understand this dynamic. But she said my cunnunlingus skills were on par if not superior to that of a lesbian girl. Yeee buddy! Straight Men - 1 Lesbians - 0. Then I fucked her while her friend licked my asshole and balls. She even stuck her finger up my ass, which I went with for a bit but... I don't know if that's my cup of tea. 
 

 

 

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Haahahahhahahah fucking

Haahahahhahahah fucking awesome. 

So...

1. Is this THE el rio?

2. Way to be a baws and get it done. I missed my chance for my first threesome because of coke dick :'(

3. Are you still texting these girls? Def get me to wing wth you, the possibilities are endless here

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Lol man I seriously chuckled

Lol man I seriously chuckled really loud reading this. Good for you bud. Blow is one hell of a drug >:)

Pretty sure he's talking about El Rio in LV. Gawd, living the dream bud. 

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Also, props for having your

Also, props for having your first threesome on the day of The Lord 

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UH-FUCKING-MAZING  UH-MAZING

UH-FUCKING-MAZING 

UH-MAZING

I'm going to have to fuck enough girls off tinder to find 2 babes who are down for a threesome lol. 

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patrick.bateman

patrick.bateman wrote:
UH-FUCKING-MAZING 

UH-MAZING

I'm going to have to fuck enough girls off tinder to find 2 babes who are down for a threesome lol. 

No these girls had never hooked up with each other before. 

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Or him. 

Or him. 

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Good job man

Good job man