moroccan daddy long legs

Me- "send picture of superhero and says captn obvious to the rescue"

Ok a bold move in this situation has a very high chance of nailing it.

"Well this is a strange way of asking a guy to hang out, but ok fine." 

Nice MW. I like that a lot.

Me: Well this is a strange way of asking a guy to hang out, but ok fine. 

Girl - 2 mins later: You dont sound very excited to hang out

I'm fucking shaking in my Batman suit in excitement. Can you meet me close to here 

that was hilarious 

should i be straight forward and close from here?

Call her and tell her to come over.

my two cents. I don't like playing the end game through text as it can become a logistical nightmare. Interested in what MW thinks in this scenario

Well yeah calling her would be the best scenario but you can tell he's fucking tense as fuck sticking a pin in his arm would send him flying into the ceiling. He'd CREAM himself. Get it? 

You can even tell by how blaringly obvious it is that yes of course I'm meaning close to him, but he can't help but be blind to it. 

Hey fucker. Yes I meant close to you what else do you think I meant? 

Manwhore did you go for the bold meetup text because she was the one who opened the texting & is chasing us? Because of that you want to look for any opportunity to act as though shes invited YOU out. And thats importants cuz we dont want to fuck up the dynamic of her chasing us?

Yes that's one way of handling it for sure. And yes you want to respond to her chase dynamic correctly. But in this case I could literally just sense how hungry she was for a dick in her mouth. Like practically braille on  my computer screen. 

So what happened here?

Me: Yea come to mill basin 

So instead of going with the flow at the end and telling her something more endearing to match what she went with which was "sweet" of her you went with the cocky "push" response. You're being too cocky again holmes. So you basically punished her good behavior and of course she got a bit resentful. Up until that point your text convo rocked tho. 

You could have gone with something really simple like "ok babe talk manana" and that would have done the job, kept the intimacy on track. Instead you flicked her in the nose. You could even have gone more endearing by giving her a pet name and then been cocky: 

"yes boo promise me you'll get some actual sleep and not just dream of me endlessly"

damn youre so right MW i had a feeling something was wrong when i wrote that. I probably was thinking at that moment "damn but i want sex now" 

Me: Ayy beb whatchu up to 

Girl: On my way to beach you? 

Me - 3 mins later: Going to rob an ice cream truck. Come get free ice cream 

Girl - 2 mins later: As long as you rob some sprinkles for me too 

Me - 2 mins later: Only if you play the decoy boo 

Girl - 3 mins later: I'll do what whatever you need me to do 

Me - 5 mins later: So here's the deal. We will meet up after im done working tn

Can anyone tell me what went wrong here. I feel as though I moved fast

Girl: What ya up to 

Me - 4 mins later: Im eating Moroccan food without my moroccan 

Me: You beb 

Girl - 1 min later: How could you 

Me - 10 mins later: I did it in spirit of you. Ill save you leftovers :p 

Girl - 1 hr 13 mins later: All taking pictures of your food, such girls 

Me - 17 mins later: Boo its ok that you're hungry too. Save it for when you see me 

Girl - 1 hr 13 mins later: What nationality are you 

Me - 11 hrs 2 mins later: Whats good sugabutt 

Girl - 1 hr 43 mins later: Just woke up wbu boo 

Me - 14 mins later: Lmaoo 

Me: Just ate for the first time in a year 

Me - 1 hr 44 mins later: I just saw you on cartoon network 

Girl - 2 hrs 30 mins later: Thats a first 

Girl - 2 hrs 46 mins later: I dont know if i should take that as a compliment 

Me - 43 mins later: Its an honor. Strawberry shortcake is a g 

Me: You kill niggas for a living 

Girl: You already know 

Me - 1 min later: What are you getting your dirty paws into tomorrow 

Girl - 1 min later: Well I wanted to go out tomorrow night 

Me - 4 mins later: Saturday sounds good. Just dont get into to much trouble before then 

Girl: I'll try 

Girl: What are we doing saturday 

Me - 3 mins later: I've been meaning to go to this pool hall recently. Lets go ruin their rep 

Girl - 1 hr 11 mins later: Sounds like a plan 

Me - 19 mins later: I just ate as much as two of you. I feel like bubble boy 

Girl - 28 mins later: You are a bubble boy 

Girl: Youve just been spoiling yourself 

Me - 39 mins later: Beb sometimes you gotta. What did Obama do when he became president 

Girl: Just like every other president 

Me - 4 mins later: Exactly. You get a medal in american history 

Girl - 44 mins later: I should get a medal in everything 

Me - 43 mins later: Pump the brakes speed racer. Save it for when I kick your ass in pool 

Girl - 11 hrs 40 mins later: You probably will kick my ass 

Me - 14 mins later: You have to at least put up a fight 

Girl: Oh I always do 

Me - 2 mins later: Ugh im so exhausted. I barely have a soul right now 

Girl - 7 mins later: Lol why 

Me - 6 mins later: No sleep. I feel a little downsy 

Girl - 4 mins later: So what do you do atl hours of the night 

Me - 8 mins later: There was a unicorn fight in the backyard making too much noise 

Girl - 1 hr 47 mins later: I wanna see a unicorn fight 

Me - 2 hrs 14 mins later: They have them in my backyard every thursday and saturday

What are your guys thoughts on my texting

Girl: What are you up to tonight

Don't you have a pool date with this chick? Handle it

Your texting is fine this girl is absolutely cooked. Take her out to pool have a couple drinks then head back to your spot. This is already done 

When you're as awesome as me. You don't need a pool table at your date spot. 

Deer Hunter is more my style

They get too intimidated to play Deer Hunter with me 

Yeah I had the same issue at first.

its just a phase, it's normal.

Lol