Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 09:22
Yo guys.
So I picked up this chick on the street on a tuesday night. Due to shit I couldn't pull her and got her number instead.
Here's the following text convo:
Me: Get home safe. Lotion
Her: You too, Lotion :)
(next day)
Me: Hey what's ur name, I want to add you on facebook
Her: xxxxxxxx(name)
(next day)
Me: Out burning witches and having a drink. Life is good ;)
Her: Hiding inside and watching the godfather yeebee
(next day)
Me: I miss you, I tried visiting you but the security guard at the psych ward woudln't let me in. Can you escape?
Her: Whaaa?? :P
Me: I'm just messing with you :) what you up to
Her: Haha don't know why I thought you meant the club psych, they have dumb security as well :P
Her: What are you up to?
Me: Just watched the game, now I'm hungry and searching my fridge. You good at cooking?
Her: Yay Italy! Why only the best cook in xxxcity!
Me: hmm favorite dish?
Her: I don't have a specific dish, uhm italian, my own cookin' or moms kurdish food of course :)
Her: How about you?
(next morning)
Me: Fuck that does sound good. I'm not sure if I can trust your cooking skills.. But my stomach says otherwise, so bring it.
Her: Haha thanks for having faith in me Lotion! What can u cook
Me: Ur welcome pumpkin. I make a mean steak, I'm hungry when you getting over here woman.. Btw you enjoy scary movies?
Her: Steaks <3 Make me steak! Depends, there's alot of really bad horror movies out there :P
Her: Ever seen human centipede 1/2?
Me: Just youtubed it, looks awful lol we're not watching that. Throw in some kurdish side dish and you got yourself a deal dear.
Her: Let's watch the sequel! Besides the kurdish dish you got yourself a deal mister :)
Me: haha cool, hows your schedule looking this week?
her: My semester is done, so besides some morningsmeetings, my schedule is prety much open. What about you?
Me: got some minor stuff I need to handle. Say Thursday or Sunday?
Her: I travel sunday, so lets say thursday? :)
Me: Deal :) Let's say your place. Mine's too crowded (bad logistics so was trying to get to her place instead)
Her: aah we cant stay here either exchange students at my house, uhm we can go out to eat?
Me: Let's meet for tea. Then we can go watch that centipede movie at my place later.
No answer since yesterday.
I actually thought some of my texting was boring as shit.
I feel I fucked it up in the last txt as well, it sounded a bit to indecisive and needy to me.. hmm..
Thoughts on this?
So I picked up this chick on the street on a tuesday night. Due to shit I couldn't pull her and got her number instead.
Here's the following text convo:
Me: Get home safe. Lotion
Her: You too, Lotion :)
(next day)
Me: Hey what's ur name, I want to add you on facebook
Her: xxxxxxxx(name)
(next day)
Me: Out burning witches and having a drink. Life is good ;)
Her: Hiding inside and watching the godfather yeebee
(next day)
Me: I miss you, I tried visiting you but the security guard at the psych ward woudln't let me in. Can you escape?
Her: Whaaa?? :P
Me: I'm just messing with you :) what you up to
Her: Haha don't know why I thought you meant the club psych, they have dumb security as well :P
Her: What are you up to?
Me: Just watched the game, now I'm hungry and searching my fridge. You good at cooking?
Her: Yay Italy! Why only the best cook in xxxcity!
Me: hmm favorite dish?
Her: I don't have a specific dish, uhm italian, my own cookin' or moms kurdish food of course :)
Her: How about you?
(next morning)
Me: Fuck that does sound good. I'm not sure if I can trust your cooking skills.. But my stomach says otherwise, so bring it.
Her: Haha thanks for having faith in me Lotion! What can u cook
Me: Ur welcome pumpkin. I make a mean steak, I'm hungry when you getting over here woman.. Btw you enjoy scary movies?
Her: Steaks <3 Make me steak! Depends, there's alot of really bad horror movies out there :P
Her: Ever seen human centipede 1/2?
Me: Just youtubed it, looks awful lol we're not watching that. Throw in some kurdish side dish and you got yourself a deal dear.
Her: Let's watch the sequel! Besides the kurdish dish you got yourself a deal mister :)
Me: haha cool, hows your schedule looking this week?
her: My semester is done, so besides some morningsmeetings, my schedule is prety much open. What about you?
Me: got some minor stuff I need to handle. Say Thursday or Sunday?
Her: I travel sunday, so lets say thursday? :)
Me: Deal :) Let's say your place. Mine's too crowded (bad logistics so was trying to get to her place instead)
Her: aah we cant stay here either exchange students at my house, uhm we can go out to eat?
Me: Let's meet for tea. Then we can go watch that centipede movie at my place later.
No answer since yesterday.
I actually thought some of my texting was boring as shit.
I feel I fucked it up in the last txt as well, it sounded a bit to indecisive and needy to me.. hmm..
Thoughts on this?
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 10:06
#1
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
@Lotion:
Inviting a girl out for tea isn't exactly.. "I want to get fucked by this bad ass". Tea connotes being "prim and proper". I mean.. I'm not British, I could be wrong, but I think Brits invented heavy drinking for things like this. amirite? Tea? What the woolly fuck man. Not saying it was bad, but it wasn't exactly a good plan either.
Also, she assumed she was coming over to your house to cook. GOOD SIGN. Before you suggest a girl's house ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ask what the fuck she has going on over at her place first. Imagine an 8 yr old busting into his mom's bedroom right as you've just removed her panties and thrown her on her bed. You learn this lesson fucking fast.
Then you mixed thoughts of fucking with human centipede in her mind. You got to know when something is fodder for casual texting, and when you need to draw a line in the sand. Meaning past a certain point, certain topics are not good to talk about, and things that were fun before, aren't quite as cool anymore. Lol
By the way I hope you make her call you Lotion for real. That just tickled me pink reading that.
Inviting a girl out for tea isn't exactly.. "I want to get fucked by this bad ass". Tea connotes being "prim and proper". I mean.. I'm not British, I could be wrong, but I think Brits invented heavy drinking for things like this. amirite? Tea? What the woolly fuck man. Not saying it was bad, but it wasn't exactly a good plan either.
Also, she assumed she was coming over to your house to cook. GOOD SIGN. Before you suggest a girl's house ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ask what the fuck she has going on over at her place first. Imagine an 8 yr old busting into his mom's bedroom right as you've just removed her panties and thrown her on her bed. You learn this lesson fucking fast.
Then you mixed thoughts of fucking with human centipede in her mind. You got to know when something is fodder for casual texting, and when you need to draw a line in the sand. Meaning past a certain point, certain topics are not good to talk about, and things that were fun before, aren't quite as cool anymore. Lol
By the way I hope you make her call you Lotion for real. That just tickled me pink reading that.
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Tue, 06/26/2012 - 21:58
#2
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
@Manwhore:
Haha yeah. I felt weird about typing that. My buddy who's winged with Julien and has great text game, actually told me to inv her out for tea ( I was like wtf), so I decided to trust him. But I guess it fits his style a lot better, seen him invite chicks for tea and ending up fucking them.
Yeah I assumed she had her own place and was free. But I see I made a mistake there.
Lol mixing fucking with human centipede, I totally didn't see that. I knew something was wrong with my last message, but I couldn't pinpoint what was up. Thanks for clearing that up MW.
So how should I re-engage this chick, I'm thinking sending some random statement 2moro like
"You wont believe what just happened, my best friend's mom just grabbed my ass.. "
Haha yeah. I felt weird about typing that. My buddy who's winged with Julien and has great text game, actually told me to inv her out for tea ( I was like wtf), so I decided to trust him. But I guess it fits his style a lot better, seen him invite chicks for tea and ending up fucking them.
Yeah I assumed she had her own place and was free. But I see I made a mistake there.
Lol mixing fucking with human centipede, I totally didn't see that. I knew something was wrong with my last message, but I couldn't pinpoint what was up. Thanks for clearing that up MW.
So how should I re-engage this chick, I'm thinking sending some random statement 2moro like
"You wont believe what just happened, my best friend's mom just grabbed my ass.. "
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 17:13
#3
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
Lmao Human Centipede. This girl must have a great sense of humor. Pretty serious. Fucking wish girls over here would tell me they want to watch human centipede.
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 23:35
#4
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
@Sick-Cunt:
You sick-fuck.. err- cunt!
You sick-fuck.. err- cunt!
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Wed, 06/27/2012 - 21:39
#5
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
So I re-engaged her and seg into a thread that I know have some potential for some sweet ass roleplay,
but my mind is numb and I can't think of anything (figures) that wouldn't sound remotely tryhard...
So I'm asking for some creative inspiration!!
Me: Lol so what's ur deal. You live in a dorm or a nunnery?
Her: Whaa? What makes you think that? :P
I was thinking something along the lines with her being a nun wud be a sin, or me as a dirty ass pastor taking advantage of my holyness.
Come on guys, help me out and spin that shit ;)
but my mind is numb and I can't think of anything (figures) that wouldn't sound remotely tryhard...
So I'm asking for some creative inspiration!!
Me: Lol so what's ur deal. You live in a dorm or a nunnery?
Her: Whaa? What makes you think that? :P
I was thinking something along the lines with her being a nun wud be a sin, or me as a dirty ass pastor taking advantage of my holyness.
Come on guys, help me out and spin that shit ;)
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 15:57
#6
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
Manwhore;750.5615;5 wrote:
What's a good way to figure out logistics via text before setting up a date? (Say, for example, to choose a bar closer to where she lives.) Or do you just figure that out once you're already out with her? Before you suggest a girl's house ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ask what the fuck she has going on over at her place first. Imagine an 8 yr old busting into his mom's bedroom right as you've just removed her panties and thrown her on her bed. You learn this lesson fucking fast.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 03:00
#7
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
Alright. So managed to re-engage her and get her out for a day2.
However, didn't manage to pull due to logistics but I've already set up another meet on Saturday with her.
Gonna go by her place and close it.
However, didn't manage to pull due to logistics but I've already set up another meet on Saturday with her.
Gonna go by her place and close it.
Fri, 06/29/2012 - 05:08
#8
Re: Middle Eastern Beauty - Text Convo
@Lotion:
Post your texts I wana swaggerjack em
Post your texts I wana swaggerjack em