Maria DC
Mon, 07/16/2012 - 23:37
I met Maria on the street, chat her up for a bit and get her number( she lives in DC and comes into philly for business and to meet friends occasionally, so there might be something).
Me: Hey maria, its the most handsome and modest indian man, who met you on the the street. You back in dc already? Watch out, thats a rough area( you should know that reference).
Her: Hey! Back in dc but passed out by 10 pm! I sadly don't get the reference
Me(a few hours later): Its Chapelle Show, prob more of a a guy thing. Dont throw out any references to golden girls, they will go over my head.
Me(next day): Ahh, waiting for the work day to end so i can relax this weekend and also finish that book i've been working on.
Me(two days later): Gawd, it's such a nice day out, im going to play in the rain. Wat u up to in dc land.
Me( the next day): Hey, im thinkin of robbing a bank on tuesday. U free to drive around 7?
Her: Eh it'll still be daylight at 7... Bank robberies are better saved for winter months.
Me( a few hours later): U sound experienced...R u a female Ryan Gosseling from Drive?
No response.
Me: Hey maria, its the most handsome and modest indian man, who met you on the the street. You back in dc already? Watch out, thats a rough area( you should know that reference).
Her: Hey! Back in dc but passed out by 10 pm! I sadly don't get the reference
Me(a few hours later): Its Chapelle Show, prob more of a a guy thing. Dont throw out any references to golden girls, they will go over my head.
Me(next day): Ahh, waiting for the work day to end so i can relax this weekend and also finish that book i've been working on.
Me(two days later): Gawd, it's such a nice day out, im going to play in the rain. Wat u up to in dc land.
Me( the next day): Hey, im thinkin of robbing a bank on tuesday. U free to drive around 7?
Her: Eh it'll still be daylight at 7... Bank robberies are better saved for winter months.
Me( a few hours later): U sound experienced...R u a female Ryan Gosseling from Drive?
No response.
Tue, 07/17/2012 - 11:16
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Re: Maria DC
Never make any "hey its so and so who met you at such and such" texts theyre super weak. Mixed with this "handsome and modest guy who's writing a book" it pretty much spells the death of seduction here mang.
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