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Joined: 06/29/2012
Started texting this girl randomly by getting her # from one of her girl friends last night. I just met that girl last night but my bro was with her so I basically just asked for her hottest friends number and she gave it to me. Basic social circle shit. She thought it was wierd but I thought it was awesome..anyway this girl turned out to be hot as hell. Heres the Convo ..

Me: Hey I'm talking to your friend "(friends name)" and she thinks were gonna fall In love so I had to text you.. <3
-(my name)
*the next morning*
her:I don't know you señor. But that sounds super sassy and spontaneous. I love it.
Me: They said you were a cute little thing but idk If I can trust them.. You're not a serial killer or a physcopath right? actually that be pre hot..
Her:Ohhhh well I'm neither one actually! I haven't been sent to the insane asylum in over two months now! Nothing to worry about(:!
Me:Well that's really good to hear, just remember I sleep with one eye open. I didn't even catch your full name, how am I suppose to facebook creep? ;)
Her:Hahahaha you're cray cray! Okay. (name*). Like happy Gilmore and Gilmore girls. Kind of the best last name ever.
me:No no.. We when get married and your last name is (my name) you'll kinda have the best last name ever!
Her:(my name) is pretty swanky. But Gilmore is FAMOUS. I'm pretty much a super star.
Me:That's good, you can get into all the VIP sections with me!! Phenomenal..
Her:Hahha NOOOO. I don't even know you! I know your name and your new obsession with Taylor. That's all! No VIP for you.
Me:All you need to know is that I'm a bad boy and you should prolly stay away from me. Oh and I like beer and sports and long walks on the beach.. <3
Her:Hahahaha stay away??? Well. OKAY. guess I should leave you now....Mmk bye! Enjoy walking down the beach with only a beer in your hand.
Her:!!

Soooo yahh. Ok havnt responded yet. Im going to a party tonight and got the hot tub ready at my place all weekend .

Critique? I would really like to hear from yo Manwhore..get at me bro
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Re: Latest Text Convo Critique -- Discuss?
@Host and Luck:
'I dunno I'm more of a vodka soda kind of guy'
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Re: Latest Text Convo Critique -- Discuss?
@Host and Luck:
Nevermind guys, I took care of bizniz
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Re: Latest Text Convo Critique -- Discuss?
@Host and Luck:

You did good. She was being pretty responsive and invested from the start.

and lol @ using tyler's "im a bad man" stuff.
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Re: Latest Text Convo Critique -- Discuss?
@Host and Luck:
Sorry mang just came on board.
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