I finally banged in my car + straightforward texting
This is a girl from NYE that gave me a BJ. After being a puss and not banging her because of a hectic enviroment I thought it was only right to seal the deal. Nothing flashy really, she obviously was already into me so it wasn't too tough to get her out. I ended up doing a pretty good job though keeping the vibes fun! The texts were good too, they did not require much gamey game..and oh yeah we banged in the BACK seat, ya'll frontseaters are crazy because I could not manuever that whatsover.
Me: Hello Samantha. Hows your day treatin yah :)
Her: Good, I accidently went to work high on cold medicine, you?
Me: lol I hope it made work more enjoyable
Me: Im sick too. Fuck dis
Her: haha ya it was actually much better than usual mayble ill "accidently" do it again tomorrow
Me: haha alright lil wayne
Me: where do you work
Her: I like that nickname, I think ill keep it haha
Her: I work at (name) truck parts, doing office work aka dying of boredom
Me: lol your one of those truck girls???
Her: O my god no! I literally do office work and know little to none about trucks
Her: unless ur into trucks, then trucks are my life, I live and breathe trucks, trucks are soooo cool
Me: no no im not a truck typa guy
Me: glad your not a truck slut too
Her: haha ya they just dont peek my interest, even If I'm surrounded by them all day
Me: (truck meme about using 4 parking spaces for my small penis)
Me: wow just found this perfect timing lol
Her: I feel like this really represents trucks and why I dislike them
Me: haha we really need to get out there and slash some tires
Me: ill buy the ski masks
Me: you pick up some knives
Her: As if I dont alreayd have some on hand
Her: i'm in
Me: wow we are going to be unstoppable
Me: we will take out every truck in (state)
Me: *big trucks
Her: sounds like a plan
Her: just the thing I need to kick off 2017
Me: haha honorable new years resolution
Me: your from (town) right?
Her: yes I am
Her: your from (town) right?
Me: yup, lots of trucks here :P
Me: whats your truck schedule.. I mean work schedule?
Her: ya its like farm trucks and beer
Me: girl..! your busy as fuck
Me: I work a few evenings a week
Me: but we can make this happen..sometime
Her: where do you work?
Her: and ya im like always working but my weekends and evening are wide open <---what else is wide open?
Me: Im a PCA for an old lady near my house
Me: sooo I watch movies n get paid
Her: thats fucking savage
Her: are you guys bffs?
Me: shes grandma #3 lol
Her: so cute
Me: Here name is (name)
Me: I also dog sit her crazy dogs
Me: imma superhero you could say
Her: you're just Mr.Doitall huh?
Her: I would defintely do better at the dog part than the old lady part
Me: welp not really I do all the easy stuff!
Me: nah the dog part is the grunt work
Me: they are high maintence doggies
Her: haha how high maintence can they be? theyre dogs
Me: dude they are the fuckin worst im tellin yah
Me: If you ever acted half as bad as these dogs you'd get spanked
Her: haha ya ok
Her: what kind are they?
Me: German Wire haired somethins
Her: ehhh I like small dog anyway
Her: thats a cool job tho
Me: my toy poodle is an asshole I cant agree with that
Me: yes its the best non-job job Ive ever had
Me: fuck I gotta sleep off this cold. Talk to yah laterz ms. Lil Wayne
Her: ha talk to u later
Few days later:
Me: Sup Pumpkin. I hope the trucks are bein nice to you today :p
Her: the trucks and I are both superb today
Me: im just chillen at my roomates metal concert takin some pics
Her: wow you must be one imporant guy huh?
Me: nal lol like 20 people here tops
Her: haha you could've made ur self sound really cool for a minute there
Me: haha I dont wanna sound like a douche!
Me: but yeah imma a big time photographer on tour rn you should tots check out the tour bus we got free red bull for dayyzzzz <---that natural craftiness kicking in
Her: now thats how you sell yourself
Her: im in
Me: oh yeah how about tomorrow evening
Her: well my schedule is clear so im gunna go with a yes
Me: kewl when do you get outta work ill pick yah up
Me: we can get froyo and people watch <---simple, but fun
Her: I can be ready for like 6
Her: and I friggen love froyo
Her: and people watching
Me: haha nice 6 works for me
Me: Ill txt you in the morning and you can gimme your address
Her: sounds good
Me: G night don't let the crabs bite
Her: haha night
Day of date:
Me: Sup snowflake you still down for froyo tn
Me: I love eatin froyo on cold days lol
Her: yes im still down despite these freezing temperatures
Me: cool I thought you might wimp out :P <--- a little flakey control
Me: whats your address ill get yah around 6
I picked her up, we shot the shit in the traffic and made fun of bad drivers. I proceeded to stick my head out the window a few times like a dog. We made it to the mall and I parked in a secluded spot because I "didn't want people scratching my car." We then got froyo. On the way out she said that she wanted me to photograph her dogs, I kindly agreed but insisted she must pay me back somehow. Got into the car, took my dick out and boooom we banged. She's not superhottie but good times all around :)
Lol! Good job