How to deal with this
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 03:18
Younger girl, 16 years old. Have never met her got her # through twitter been texting for week and a half. We've skyped and talked on the phone and were supposed to chill tomorrow but plans fell through. She's pretty easy and obviously likes me
Going to a party tomorrow:
me "I'll be drunk texting you tomorrow, don't listen to me :p"
her "Okay"
her "What do you say when your drunk aha"
Me " 'a sober mans thoughts are a drunk mans words" You'll find out"
her "I know ;) I'm excited!"
Me "Blah it's bad"
her "Why's that"
me "Cuz im hammed!"
Her "Don't do anything you'll regret"
me "Of course I have to, or else its no fun :$ "
her "Oh.. I mean with chicks"
me "Why not toots"
Her (2 hrs l8r) "Cause! That sucks for me"
She's talking like we're already dating but we've never even met lol She said she was falling for me before, and I said thats cool but reassured we've never met in person.
Going to a party tomorrow:
me "I'll be drunk texting you tomorrow, don't listen to me :p"
her "Okay"
her "What do you say when your drunk aha"
Me " 'a sober mans thoughts are a drunk mans words" You'll find out"
her "I know ;) I'm excited!"
Me "Blah it's bad"
her "Why's that"
me "Cuz im hammed!"
Her "Don't do anything you'll regret"
me "Of course I have to, or else its no fun :$ "
her "Oh.. I mean with chicks"
me "Why not toots"
Her (2 hrs l8r) "Cause! That sucks for me"
She's talking like we're already dating but we've never even met lol She said she was falling for me before, and I said thats cool but reassured we've never met in person.
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 03:27
#1
Seems like here I can do
Seems like here I can do three things:
-Play around and tease her "What if I do hookup?"
-Assure her it's weird for it to suck for her "Are we dating or?"
-promise her i wont "Don't worry I'll try not too ;)"
-Play around and tease her "What if I do hookup?"
-Assure her it's weird for it to suck for her "Are we dating or?"
-promise her i wont "Don't worry I'll try not too ;)"
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 04:55
#2
Do none of those at ALL, lol.
Do none of those at ALL, lol. Just plan a meetup with her and hook up.
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Sat, 03/23/2013 - 05:05
#3
She lives an hour away. I'm
She lives an hour away. I'm trying to arrange a meetup sometime soon, but what do I text back?
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 05:40
#4
None of your options are
None of your options are sound in the slightest. She might be young, but she is still a woman, they are biologically designed to trap guys in their nets. If you fall for that shit too early she will dump you without a moment's hesitation. Let her chase you, don't play into that shit.
You need to be figuring out logistics, if she drives, where you guys can meet, that's somewhere close enough where you guys can be alone afterwards and hookup. Don't worry about answering that.
You need to be figuring out logistics, if she drives, where you guys can meet, that's somewhere close enough where you guys can be alone afterwards and hookup. Don't worry about answering that.
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 05:55
#5
Obviously it's a shit
Obviously it's a shit test/trap and I see it. But I know I'll have to face the question eventually..but ya let her chase me ok.
I'm trying to figure out logistics now, its fucking hard
I'm trying to figure out logistics now, its fucking hard
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 06:45
#6
Having trouble figuring out a
Having trouble figuring out a way to ask this. Her rents are more than likely to be home but I want to ensure we can hook up with them there...
"Can we be in your room alone?"
"Can we still hookup if your rents are there"
"Can we still cuddle with your rents there"
"will they let us hook up? because i dont give a shit if it doesnt work out"
I'll have another guy and girl friend with me that she doesn't know that are giving me a ride too...
"Can we be in your room alone?"
"Can we still hookup if your rents are there"
"Can we still cuddle with your rents there"
"will they let us hook up? because i dont give a shit if it doesnt work out"
I'll have another guy and girl friend with me that she doesn't know that are giving me a ride too...
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 12:25
#7
Why do you call them rents? I
Why do you call them rents? I feel like that's you trying to be cool in high school or something. Do any of you guys call your parents "rents"? Buddha I definitely don't call your mom "rent" for SURE.
Any of your texts that had the words "hook up" in them are out. You can't let "hooking up" be logical or out in the open in ANY way. It's unspoken. The third one is funny as hell I'd probably go with that one.
Any of your texts that had the words "hook up" in them are out. You can't let "hooking up" be logical or out in the open in ANY way. It's unspoken. The third one is funny as hell I'd probably go with that one.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 17:29
#8
LOL I don't know my friend
LOL I don't know my friend calls them that and so do I. I'll just add the 'pa' just for you bro.
I've been going with the third one to subtly imply that we're hooking up and its worked so far yah.
My friend (same one who says rents) has been pretty explicit with his texts to girls before he hooks up with them. He said he knows for sure that he's hooking up before he meets them if you know what I mean. Why shouldn't 'hooking up' be unspoken? What about sexting or in the case of my friend?
Or do you say this just for my situation specifically
I've been going with the third one to subtly imply that we're hooking up and its worked so far yah.
My friend (same one who says rents) has been pretty explicit with his texts to girls before he hooks up with them. He said he knows for sure that he's hooking up before he meets them if you know what I mean. Why shouldn't 'hooking up' be unspoken? What about sexting or in the case of my friend?
Or do you say this just for my situation specifically
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 22:10
#9
Well if your buddy is doing
Well if your buddy is doing it why aren't you doing what he does? What's the issue here. Has it not worked for you in the past? Or do you suspect he's a lyin' motherfucker lol
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 22:52
#10
not sure if srs...
I'm not
not sure if srs...
I'm not doing what he does because you just said it should be unspoken lol. No it hasn't worked for me in the past I'm on dat foreveralone time.
No he's not lyin I've seen his texts
I'm not doing what he does because you just said it should be unspoken lol. No it hasn't worked for me in the past I'm on dat foreveralone time.
No he's not lyin I've seen his texts
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 22:55
#11
Ok that's what I was trying
Ok that's what I was trying to figure out, if you'd tried it before and it didn't work.
So what's the scoop did she respond to your cuddle line?
So what's the scoop did she respond to your cuddle line?
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 03/23/2013 - 23:15
#12
No this is pretty much the
No this is pretty much the only girl that i've been texting sexual with seriously
I haven't used it yet. Looks like next saturday is a good time for the four of us, I'll use it tonight when I'm drunk. We've just been talking about other shit
I haven't used it yet. Looks like next saturday is a good time for the four of us, I'll use it tonight when I'm drunk. We've just been talking about other shit
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 02:38
#13
dude you're mad young- just
dude you're mad young- just like play sports and chill with your friends.
Manwhore will have you on the right path though- just don't get seriously into this stuff... at least until you've fully grown in your pubes
Manwhore will have you on the right path though- just don't get seriously into this stuff... at least until you've fully grown in your pubes
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 03:59
#14
Be nice Buddha. Even young
Be nice Buddha. Even young guys need pussy.
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 16:29
#15
Yeah, I dig it.
I think the
Yeah, I dig it.
I think the key for young guys is to simplify simplify simplify
1. Have lots of girlfriends
2. Learn to escalate
3. Do shit you enjoy
I think the key for young guys is to simplify simplify simplify
1. Have lots of girlfriends
2. Learn to escalate
3. Do shit you enjoy
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 18:51
#16
lolwut
I'm 18 dude.
lolwut
I'm 18 dude.
I'm 18 dude.
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 18:59
#17
And back to the "cause that
And back to the "cause that sucks for me if you hookup with anyone"
I responded the next day with "Ill bring pepper spray and spray any bitches off of me" then later she asked if I have the pepper spray and i responded:
" No forgot it, Dont worry I brought a flyswatter"
Day after party asked why my shirt was ripped
me "A guy took exception to me slappin a bitch in the face with a flyswatter, the worst I got was a ripped shirt. Pussy."
her " And whyd you hit her with this flyswatter? aha"
me " She was ugly as hell and tryna touch my cock"
I responded the next day with "Ill bring pepper spray and spray any bitches off of me" then later she asked if I have the pepper spray and i responded:
" No forgot it, Dont worry I brought a flyswatter"
Day after party asked why my shirt was ripped
me "A guy took exception to me slappin a bitch in the face with a flyswatter, the worst I got was a ripped shirt. Pussy."
her " And whyd you hit her with this flyswatter? aha"
me " She was ugly as hell and tryna touch my cock"
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:16
#18
haha woh there. I'd reel it
haha woh there.
I'd reel it in a lil- you made your point, now just don't get carried away with it.
This is one of those situations where she's cooked- you don't need to overplay your hand AT ALL... you can just ride this one casually into the sunset if you know what I mean
I'd reel it in a lil- you made your point, now just don't get carried away with it.
This is one of those situations where she's cooked- you don't need to overplay your hand AT ALL... you can just ride this one casually into the sunset if you know what I mean
Sun, 03/24/2013 - 19:22
#19
I know exactly what you mean,
I know exactly what you mean, and I can sense it too. she responded
"Be nice! Can you drive?"
"Be nice! Can you drive?"