hb9 instagram direct message need help
been messaging this girl on instagram and looking for a way to transition on getting the number.
How did you message her initially? I want to start doing IG game hahah
I would probably go with
her: I think you're on to something
me: Yah plus all the money you save on hair appointements you can spend on getting me drunk
actually replied already, got the number
sent her a comment about her seeming like a goofball for a nursing major
just texted her
Me:"picture of bald britney spears" You look really cute here
Me: The patients are gonna love you
Girl - 3 mins later: Thanks I'm just photogenic I guess
Your texting is pretty damn solid dude lol.
Just remember to segue to meetups and don't be too qualifying.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
yeah sounds find to me just use the classic MW line something like "insta messaging is too inconvenient ### message me here. I promise only to stalk you on sundays."
Btw is it better to add a ":P" at the end of those MW? I try and stay away from emoticons unless they are absolutely necessary
It depends. Sometimes they're good. For instance in the "Silly & Sincere" style they're very good ;)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Good. Cause what im looking for is a drunk photogenic nurse :p
Girl - 20 mins later: Then you hit the jack pot :p
Me - 19 mins later: Do you have cooties. That's usually the dealbreaker
No answer since this from yesterday. I should've initiated a meet up right there, but wanted to disqualify a bit first.
Yeah this is EXACTLY where your default style of texting gets you hung up on the glass ceiling lol. You got to know when to stop ball-busting and when to start seguing into the meetup. Soften up a bit, arrange some logistics.
For instance here you would take her text and segue off of it: "Gawd I like hitting jackpots. What did I get? We have to go out for drinks to celebrate now"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok that just clicked. I get it now, but confused whether I should wait a day and respond or get back to her now, and with what.
Hey I'm walking around my house naked with the windows and blinds open to stay cool? How is it going for you?
Something funny but also showing that you aren't "ball bustin"
It could just be, Hey how's your day. I'm doing laundry better than all Rosa's in the world.
Me: Hey im walking around my house naked with the windows and blinds open to stay cool. How is it going for you
Me - 22 mins later: All I see is paper. There should be drinks, and us celebrating the end of finals
Me - 27 mins later: No silly...but its the last thing I wanna think about
Girl - 27 mins later: That's not how u get an A :(
Pffff I don't want an A. I want excellence. I don't need to think to do well, I just know I will. But in the meantime lets do drinks. Wat's your schedule this week?
Me: But you what does...pizza!
Me - 1 min later: How about I kick your ass in beer pong and you get pizza
Girl - 1 hr 20 mins later: Pong does sound way better than finishing these meds :/
Me - 1 hr 28 mins later: Pffff who's wants A's. I want excellence. So lets do drinks. Whats your schedule this week
Girl - 42 mins later: Work until Friday
Me - 11 mins later: So here's the deal I've been meaning to go to l&b. I say we crash it this friday at 8 and ruin their rep
Girl - 8 mins later: That sounds great except I meant im working until Friday like on Friday I'm also working
Me - 12 mins later: Ok ill be gone this weekend so lets do it beginning of next week before im gone again
Girl - 5 mins later: Busy guy
Me - 8 mins later: I try my best
Me: I feel so fried right now. Im barely human
Girl - 3 mins later: How come? Hitting the books??
Me: Hitting everything! Would be easy to sit back like a potato
Girl - 1 min later: How many finals do u have left?
Me - 1 min later: 3 :(
Me:picture of potato on the couch
Girl: who knew I'd be envious of a potato :(( luckily my last final is manana
Me - 19 mins later: Wayyy to rub it in, now I have a real reason to beat you in beer pong now :p
Girl - 8 mins later: you're obligated to let me win ✋
Me - 19 mins later: Dont go crying home when I beat you. Youre gonna have to put up a good fightGirl: Studying makes me hate my life. My motivation went on vacation about a week ago.
Don't hate life boo, life is grand! Hate my beerpong skills ;)
You'll be alright hang in there champ it's almost over n you can relax
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Dont hate life boo, life is grand! Hate my beer pong skills ;)
Me: You'll be alright hang in there boo its almost over n you can relax
Girl - 12 mins later: The NSYNC pandora station keeps me going
Me - 2 mins later: Oh yea. Jt brought sexy back.. and stole my heart
Girl - 19 mins later: Couldn't agree more
Me - 10 mins later: Yeah i know. Im a genius when it comes to this stuff
Me: Ok I got a plan. Ready?
Girl - 4 mins later: Yup shoot
Me - 3 mins later: This Tuesday we're going to hit a bar and bring sexy back. Plus celebrate how awesome we are with beer
Girl - 14 mins later: Minus the beer
Me - 6 mins later: That's fine will you be having tea with your krumpets?
Girl - 3 mins later: I prefer don Julio but teas cool too
Me - 11 mins later: Lol that's an expensive bar tab you may have to sell a kidney. Either that or drink in the parking lot like high school ;)
Girl - 21 mins later: I missed out on the parking lot drinking in HS apparently
Me: Its cool ill just bring you to the McDonald's playpin instead. You can have all the reminiscing you ever needed
Me: Its cool ill just bring you to the McDonald's playpin instead. You can have all the reminiscing you ever needed
Me: I finally have freedom! And this weekend is only reinforcing it!!
Tried rengaging the girl with this line, but no answer
Girl: Hiiii
Me - 4 hrs 37 mins later: Hey you...finally crawled out from under your rock
Girl - 4 hrs 20 mins later: Yuppppp p
Me - 13 mins later: Well you came out to play at a bad time beb. Im in Miami bitchh
Girl - 1 hr 5 mins later: Jell
She reengaged so she's still interested. But need help shaping a meet up while I just got to miami.
Send her cool pics of what you're doing and seeing in Miami. Then, just Segway into a meet up for when you get back.
"Flying back Tuesday and still in party mode! Grabbing a drink later at x lets see who's better at pool"
Yeah she wants you lol. Call a girl "bish" instead it goes down smoother. You can call all girls bishes on Facebook 'n they like it they love it they want some more of it.
Be like, "I'm really going to need a massage from all this fun I'm having down in Miami"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Now remember not to stay in that sort of energy. You sprinkle it in, create that high-value frame, then tone it down to make it easy to meet up with you. Don't worry these thoughts will still be in her head lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Pshh you should be here! But only if you shave your head
Me - 1 min later: Gurll you better be ready to get sexy for me
Girl - 1 min later: Wahhhh it won't let me see the second part of the text now my curiosity is eating me up
Me - 3 mins later: It was meant to be. Now we have to save it for when im beating your ass in beer pong :p
Girl - 2 mins later: You suck and i hate you
Me - 12 mins later: Youre not cool enough to say that
Me - 18 hrs 59 mins later: Im really going to need a massage from all this fun im having down in miami
Girl - 17 mins later: I'm so hungover I need a new liver
Me - 18 mins later: I feel you on that, but my skin is hungover from all the sun, so get some lotion on me bish
Girl - 50 mins later: Well the way it's lookin I might not be alive to help u out bud
Me - 1 hr 3 mins later: Im a wizard ill fix you right up. But make sure you can massage it in good...that's a pet peeve
Girl - 12 mins later: Yes sir
Lol "you're not cool enough to say that"
<yoink>
Me: Good so by the time I get back your liver will be ready for me
Me: Yo gangsta hope you were slinging enough rock while I was gone
Girl - 5 hrs 17 mins later: You're back ??
Me - 2 hrs 19 mins later: And darker than ever, youll see a me you never imagined
Me - 1 day 19 hrs later: Gurll! Get out from under your rock and do your job!
Girl - 3 hrs 16 mins later: :(((
Me - 16 mins later: I just got this movie I've been meaning to see
Girl - 46 mins later: What movie
Me - 25 mins later: Pompeii
Girl - 17 mins later: Didn't that come out a while ago
Yeah perfect example homey. You're all push and no pull. BE NICE. You're all pompous that ain't enough these days lol. Women have rights 'n shit
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
So you've created a problem here for yourself. You pushed her away so hard and now you want to invite her over to watch a movie with you. See the issue? She'd have to stoop to "slut" status to come over
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I really have a hard time doing the pull, I just dont know how to go about it without looking like a complete pussy
- Yeah, it did, I guess I got a little behind lol
- You should see this one part, it kind of reminds me of you
Go ahead and look like a pussy. Pussy
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Movies get better with age, like wine
Girl - 48 mins later: How so
It's all cute 'n snuggly. 'n likes beer
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Its all cute n snuggly. n likes beer
Girl - 5 hrs 8 mins later: What's it lol
Me - 6 hrs 36 mins later: The movie would've been better with you
Derp.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Was that pussy enough mw
Me: Its not like I was given the rule book on how to ask you out anyway
Girl - 3 mins later: It's very simple
Me: Im going to a movie and you can tag along, but behave!
she stopped responding after that, any suggestions?
I would just go with this and if she does not respond then I would quit spinning my wheels. I feel like you had a good vibe going, but you were a bit too defensive with your approach and she might of just started feeling weird because you are being weird by being defensive with your approach.
- X movie is playing at x time on x day, I will roll up and get you at x time.
(I would make sure it is a few days away, the day that I suggest)
- Will you be able to be ready by then?
she posted a picture on instagram saying "hey you wanna come over and watch a movie-pick up line by 18-24 yr olds"
Obviously the girl was thinking about me when she said that. So i did this
Me: Hey you wanna come over and watch a movie
Girl - 13 mins later: Yah Totally
Girl - 4 mins later: Well now I really have to come
Me - 7 mins later: How about I come pick you up on my unicorn
Girl - 7 mins later: No it's fine I'll just take mine
Me - 8 mins later: Lets race. Winner gets all
Girl - 1 min later: But if were racing to your house wouldn't u win since it is your house
Me - 2 mins later: Thats the magic behind the race beb. Youll get used to it
Girl: I don't like this game anymore :/
Me - 3 mins later: Alright then how about pool? Just as arbitrary and fun
Girl - 2 mins later: No I don't like that game even moreeee
I knock out and text her this the next day
Me: [send pic of nerdy girl and say that pool is for champs only]
no answer after that