GAWD I love thumbwars!!!

Today I was flirting around with this half latina girl, she's really tall and pretty with nice bewbs. The conversation ended up going to some stupid bullshit like the weather and I stopped and thought, "What the fuck are we talking about THIS for?" But I couldn't think of a good topic to transition to... when in doubt, THUMBWARS.

So she's talking about the weather and I look her dead in the eyes and interrupt her, "Are you ready for this?"

Her: "Uh... ready for what??"

Me: "Are you ready?"

(hold out my hand like a handshake, she looks confused and puts her hand in mine. Then I go into the thumbwars position and she yanks her hand back in surprise.)

Her: OMG I haven't done that in FOREVER! Not since I was a little kid!

Me: (still holding my hand out) Cmon.

(she hesitates)

Me: Cmon. Cmon. Cmon. Cmon. Cmon. (until she does it)

Me: (Announcer's voice) ARE YOU READYYYY FOR THE EVENT OF THE CENTURYYYYY?! IT'S THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH YOUUU'VE BEEN WAITING FOOOR. THUMBWARS TO THE DEATH! RED SHIRTS VS. GREY SHIRTS! IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE INFINITY!! IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE... uh...

Her: (Says her name. She's laughing her ass off.)

Me: C******!!!!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR... (I started fumbling) ...THIS IS HOW YOU START SOME SHIT I CANT REMEMBERRRRRR!

At this point she's just dying and doesn't even put up a fight so I dominate her and swagger around in a circle with my arms up, like I just won a UFC match. Then her boss comes and makes me leave. Balls.

Anyways, thumbwars... it's not bad lol