Funny fail report from a long time ago

5 months ago ish went to a crush party from a sorority.. Hooked up with a bird. Some other bird who had a bf tried hooking up with me in FRONT of him. She was beat and i didnt wanna fight some gorrilla. Some diff chick with a broken leg tries hooking up with me. I puss out cuz two dudes from a rival frat were staring hard. I kinda came in and took over but was kinda surprised it went so well so fast lol. She was kissing my neck while these dudes are staring. Got scared and never found her throughout the night. So this is the fail pull. One chick my boy smashed already. Shes down for him, but shes also keen for me. Her friend is keen for him, so we figure fuck it and go for the pull. We pull to one of the girls apt and we all end up in the room. Shit got real awkward then cuz its like .... Sooo. So my friend literally says " soooooo lets get undressed " all of us literally strip down to under garments and hop on this little ass bed. its four of us and im against the wall and my boys on the outside, with each respective girl sandwiched in betweem us. Lmao were both trying to hook up with our girls and the girls arent having it. at one point since a twin bed is so fkn small my boy falls off the bed. Im tryna see whats up with my girl and shes just NOT having it man. Like rofl we try to split them up and not
Budging. My boy tries to smash my girl and shes just being retarded. Eventually say fuck it and go to sleep. Wake up with a boner and the girls notice it in the am.
Just like oops and shrug it off lol
Shit was so awkward trying to make thar happen in the room. We shoulda split them the moment we got there or prior to getting there.oh and my friend fell asleep on the floor without any sheets lol. Lmao was hella funny.