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Met up with a girl I had met a week prior out at a shopping area in my city. When I meet her she looks slightly different. She is still beautiful except more tan and wearing a tiny dress.  She was a 9, the only thing that would have made her a 10 was bigger boobs but they were still a mouthful:). I try to get the meet up at her house and she kept mentioning her room mate, and she doesnt want to deal with the dogs, so I had to take a hint. I told her to meet me at this awesome Cuban restaurant  by her house and she agreed. When I meet her she is looking fine and is definitely the quiet type. I can be a little more rambunctious but I had to adjust to her energy. She's very comfortable just being quiet and to herself. I noticed myself doing most of the talking, which can come across as desperate and uncomfortable with myself so in these cases I like to just sit silently. It creates an awkward silence for her and she is almost forced to invest. On several occasions I've been out on dates with girls and they will be so quiet and Ill have to tell them I'll give them a few minutes to get themselves together. LOL I'm not hanging out with some quiet ass girls, I'd rather be at home jerking off.

Anyway, I had to build comfort in her. I start making super strong eye contact and found out she likes to read. I like to read as well so we started talking about some books and we actually found some common ground. As she began warming up she also opened up and I could finally see she had a sense of humor. Girls hate first dates and when I met her by the mall I caught her attention and had her laughing immediately so it was easy for her to open up then. Over text (some of the time) and when we met here she was reserved to start out. So by the end of the "date" (I dont even know what a date is anymore) I causally said "so what do you want to do now?" She said, "I can think of a few things." Bullseye, I'm in. I start talking about her room mate and if she is cool with my girl having people over. She said her room mate could care less. I mention my place and she said she would rather go to her place. I make out with her in the parking lot, gave her a little preview then follow her to her house.

When we arrive her lesbian hot room mate is on the couch naked...After I told her room mate "Hello and nice rack." I said to my girl, "You guys just roam around naked?" She's like, "yeah sometimes." This was fucking sweet. If I keep this girl on the rotation list I might just move the fuck in. So we go into her room and she immediately starts taking my belt off and unbuttoning my pants. I push her on her knees and she does not even take the time to see what my dick looks like, lol. Top 5 blow jobs for sure, I love it when a girl gives a nice sloppy blow job, it's a fantastic moment in life. She stands up and starts undressing herself. I said, "Stop! I want to do it." I wanted to take her clothes off slowly and admire her body as I'm liberating her amazing body from social constrictions. Not a hair on this girl. I start kissing by her thighs and I can kind of smell her vagina. Not a big deal. I pick her up, toss her on the bed, take her dress off, and pull her legs toward me with authority. She getting the downstairs treatment. As I slowly take her underwear off I see her tiny pussy sitting there perfectly.I can smell a bigger whiff of her vagina this time. Not so bad that I wasnt going to put my face in it but still not to standard. I take my fingers and place them on her labia to spread her vagina open so I can see what Im about to feast on.

What I saw was basically a perfect vagina....on top of that perfect vagina was a thin layer of a white substance. The white substance was hidden inside the wrinkles of her vagina and the smell that came from that fucking twat was that of a dead animal. Like a few days old dead animal with a sour smell. I immediately pull my head back and kept kissing her thighs and pretend nothing happened however, something did happen. I completely lost my appetite for sex. I thought I could ignore it and for a couple minutes and I could, long enough time to get a condom on and put it in a few times until the stinch would hit me again and I would lose my boner. On top of all this I would pull out and look at the condom and there was blood on it. I dont have a fear of blood when fucking a girl but the stinch drove me away from my instincts to blow my kids inside this girl. When she asked what was wrong I told her the blood makes me queasy.

I immediately pull the condom off my limp dick and had her blow me. She did such a fantastic job I exploded in her mouth, which she was not thankful for because in her mind I'm Captain Limp Dick. So I was thinking of just walking out but I still thought I had a fighting chance. At this point her vagina smell had filled the room, not even kidding. I would sit there and talk to her for a few minutes be staring at her hot ass naked body, get hard again and then grab another condom put it in and lose my shit. Eventually, she said, "well if you dont like the blood why dont you just fuck my ass" God Iove this girl. I immediately got hard she bent over not a hair to be seen, absolutely clean, and I enter her butt. After about 30 seconds the stinch hit me again. I was done. I couldn't deal with it anymore. I told her it was late and I had to get going. As she is walking around the room naked I'm thinking to myself what a waste of a hot ass girl. I had to run over and put my hands all over her tight little body again before I left but alas, I was a victim of the smelly vagina. I'll never call her again.

Interesting point when we were just sitting there talking  she said a multi millionaire in the DC area, where she used to live, literally offered to buy her. He said she could have a wonderful life, never worry about money, he'll put her through college but, she could never move, never see any other men, had to have some surgical birth control put inside her and had to treat him like a king when he was home. She told me the guy wanted 10 women like this, hahaha! Pretty sweet.


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Actually DIDN'T get a boner

Actually DIDN'T get a boner at the sloppy blowjob part. 

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That was one of the hottest

That was one of the hottest lay reports I've read. I fucking LOVE just pushing a girl down to her knees on a date and putting my dick in her mouth. Especially if I don't know her that well. Lol. I mean damn those are always pinnacle moments in a guy's life. And I don't care how many of those moments I have, it never gets old ;) 

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Sorry about the smelly vagina. You should have just thrown her in the shower, or casually grabbed a wad of tp, wet it and then brought it over. Tell her it's just a thing you do. LOL. One time I took out a stick of gum, and pretended like I was offering it to her vagina. She giggled hysterically and got the message. I'm not really understanding how this went down though.. somehow it ended up filling the room but you couldn't tell how bad it was earlier? Honestly something I may have done to not ruin the moment and because generally I'm a good fucking guy, is just sorta hold my breath till I get it in her for a few strokes, then literally just stand up with her still balanced on my cock and walked into the shower. You've got a LOT of latitude in these situations dude. If nothing else whatever happens will be WAY better than what did happen.. which was a complete fubar. 

Who knows man, maybe she works for Rolling Stone and they were doing social experiments. Can't judge, bro. lol

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Yes, I can't deal with that

Yes, I can't deal with that next time. I'm definitely going to be like, babe you need to go clean this. That's an interesting point, maybe it was because I pressed my cheek against her pussy when I was kissing her thigh is why I thought it filled the room. Ewwww I had smelly pussy bacteria on my face. She did say when I was leaving that she could smell pussy on me. I'm like "oh, no shit?"When I would go to pump away in her twat it would like aggravate it and the smell would come out. Honestly, I've never dealt with anything like this except from fat chicks lol.

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