Fucking a Co-Worker
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 20:19
Aight, so basically I'm coordinating this night so that I either
A) FUck my coworker
B) Have a ton of fun and end up fuckin some random girl who I pickup
Sent out an email to the cool kids at the company I work at basically saying that this Friday we're gonna pregame like kings and queens and then roll over to a speakeasy on the lower east side (I set it up so that we have a reservation and are for sure getting in) and then told them that 5s will be having a mandatory dance party after for all who are in attendance
The girl who I'm tryna fuck was the first to respond and her email consisted of, "SO EXCITED! My house is open for a pregame"
The rest fell in line and there's a bunch of us going now (Didn't invite my boss... this is my shit)- but yeah, so basically, there's zero chance any of these folks go out NEARLY as much as I do so I'll obviously be running point on pretty much everything we do
I have yet to hook up with any of my co-workers but this is my best attempt to do so.
I know a bunch of you guys have thrown up posts about hooking up with co-workers.... what have you done to make it happen? How has it worked out?
I'm pretty sure this is the best way of going about it.... also, if it's not gonna work out with her- I'm just gonna beast on some randos I meet out... Like I'm confident enough in my cold approach skills to do it in front of co-workers and not look weird lol
Thoughts?
A) FUck my coworker
B) Have a ton of fun and end up fuckin some random girl who I pickup
Sent out an email to the cool kids at the company I work at basically saying that this Friday we're gonna pregame like kings and queens and then roll over to a speakeasy on the lower east side (I set it up so that we have a reservation and are for sure getting in) and then told them that 5s will be having a mandatory dance party after for all who are in attendance
The girl who I'm tryna fuck was the first to respond and her email consisted of, "SO EXCITED! My house is open for a pregame"
The rest fell in line and there's a bunch of us going now (Didn't invite my boss... this is my shit)- but yeah, so basically, there's zero chance any of these folks go out NEARLY as much as I do so I'll obviously be running point on pretty much everything we do
I have yet to hook up with any of my co-workers but this is my best attempt to do so.
I know a bunch of you guys have thrown up posts about hooking up with co-workers.... what have you done to make it happen? How has it worked out?
I'm pretty sure this is the best way of going about it.... also, if it's not gonna work out with her- I'm just gonna beast on some randos I meet out... Like I'm confident enough in my cold approach skills to do it in front of co-workers and not look weird lol
Thoughts?
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 20:32
#1
Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
Fucking my coworkers would be like fucking you guys
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Wed, 11/07/2012 - 20:38
#2
Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
@Manwhore:
Wait...
So, like...
Yeahhhhhh
Wait...
So, like...
Yeahhhhhh
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 20:46
#3
Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
Manwhore;1499.9781;5 wrote:
Fucking my coworkers would be like fucking you guys
Lol
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 22:19
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@Vince:
It's also kinda funny though cause this chick always says how mean I am to her but then she's like the first one to respond to my email lol
Like just now, she was trying to show me something on her phone and I just ignored her and she kept trying to show it to me until I literally like didn't look at her, picked up the phone and started to call someone and she like turns away and is like, "You're so mean to me"
I don't think I'm being a dick... i'm just playing my role
It's also kinda funny though cause this chick always says how mean I am to her but then she's like the first one to respond to my email lol
Like just now, she was trying to show me something on her phone and I just ignored her and she kept trying to show it to me until I literally like didn't look at her, picked up the phone and started to call someone and she like turns away and is like, "You're so mean to me"
I don't think I'm being a dick... i'm just playing my role
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 00:23
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Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
@buddhagames:
I hooked up with a coworker earlier this year. She basically chased me and made it happen.
She was a 23 yr old with 2 kids and a husband. Told me she was going through a divorce, but I think her husband was actually just on shift work. She was working at my office as a temp worker and was about to be hired on full time. We fuck and I think she blabs to the other admin girls. A few days later she gets let go for being "to promiscuous".
I felt bad for a few days because she was basically working minimum wage to support her family and this was a good chance to get into a better paying job. Then I stopped caring because I literally did nothing except get my dick hard. She fucked herself over. It was also a little stressful because I didn't want it to get back to me. It's not worth losing a solid job over a lay.
I would recommend you don't do it based on my experience.
To completely contradict myself, I am currently thinking over trying to fuck another one of the admin girls. She's a 9/10 and I'll probably be leaving this soon job anyways.
I hooked up with a coworker earlier this year. She basically chased me and made it happen.
She was a 23 yr old with 2 kids and a husband. Told me she was going through a divorce, but I think her husband was actually just on shift work. She was working at my office as a temp worker and was about to be hired on full time. We fuck and I think she blabs to the other admin girls. A few days later she gets let go for being "to promiscuous".
I felt bad for a few days because she was basically working minimum wage to support her family and this was a good chance to get into a better paying job. Then I stopped caring because I literally did nothing except get my dick hard. She fucked herself over. It was also a little stressful because I didn't want it to get back to me. It's not worth losing a solid job over a lay.
I would recommend you don't do it based on my experience.
To completely contradict myself, I am currently thinking over trying to fuck another one of the admin girls. She's a 9/10 and I'll probably be leaving this soon job anyways.
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 00:49
#6
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^ lol
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Thu, 11/08/2012 - 21:55
#7
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^ I had similar situation. Im pretty important at work and everybody yells my name often. Im an IT tech, so i kinda walk openly and smile. This new super sexy girl started chasing me right away... i picked her up easily, even tho im not getting that quality of the girls often. I dated her for a month and she got fired for using cosmetics while doing telemarketing job lol. She was doing it for me.
Thu, 11/08/2012 - 23:10
#8
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@Animal:
She wasn't allowed to wear makeup at work?
LMFAO!
that's fucked up
She wasn't allowed to wear makeup at work?
LMFAO!
that's fucked up
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 19:27
#9
Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
Lolol that girl is dumb for putting make up on while on the clock. Reminds me of my buddy. He got fired from the grocery store at 17 because he got some lotion from the store and put some on while on the clock. Secret shopper caught him and he got fired immediately. He later got fired from a movie theater job for putting thick gooey gel into his curly nappy hair during a meeting. Lmaooo
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 22:10
#10
Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
@Aequitas:
So I had to call an audible at the line.
My boss sent out an email to everyone inviting us all to his housewarming party... So, I could either work really hard to make sure that everyone bails on him and does my thing.... OR....
Adjust my diabolical plan.
So now I cancelled my "Plan" with everyone else... and just ignored my target all day, except to say some sarcastically dick things and then started to flirt with her a little and hit her and shit
Then we got into some actualy conversation about highschool shit and then I asked her if she was going to my boss's thing... she is
So then I said- Yeah... I'm going to pregame there and then head downtown and she said she's doin the same
So I go, "come to provoc with me" she goes, "What's that" and i tell her it's a club
She starts sayin how she's never been to a "legit ny club" and wants to go but that she doesn't have anything to wear
SO I ask her if she's going home after work, she says she is so I tell her to change into "club clothes"... she doesn't know what that means (this girl is cute but in a SUPER SUPER nerdy way) anyway... I tell her that's not my issue, "You can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink"..
So now she's apparently chatting with her friend on facebook asking if she has anything she can wear
MY plan is working
I don't even have this girls number
So I had to call an audible at the line.
My boss sent out an email to everyone inviting us all to his housewarming party... So, I could either work really hard to make sure that everyone bails on him and does my thing.... OR....
Adjust my diabolical plan.
So now I cancelled my "Plan" with everyone else... and just ignored my target all day, except to say some sarcastically dick things and then started to flirt with her a little and hit her and shit
Then we got into some actualy conversation about highschool shit and then I asked her if she was going to my boss's thing... she is
So then I said- Yeah... I'm going to pregame there and then head downtown and she said she's doin the same
So I go, "come to provoc with me" she goes, "What's that" and i tell her it's a club
She starts sayin how she's never been to a "legit ny club" and wants to go but that she doesn't have anything to wear
SO I ask her if she's going home after work, she says she is so I tell her to change into "club clothes"... she doesn't know what that means (this girl is cute but in a SUPER SUPER nerdy way) anyway... I tell her that's not my issue, "You can bring a horse to water but you can't make it drink"..
So now she's apparently chatting with her friend on facebook asking if she has anything she can wear
MY plan is working
I don't even have this girls number
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 22:32
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@buddhagames:
Oh gawd
She sounds really cute
She'll be so overwhelmed by the enviroment if you get her out its game over
Oh gawd
She sounds really cute
She'll be so overwhelmed by the enviroment if you get her out its game over
Fri, 11/09/2012 - 22:56
#12
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@icewahine:
Actually, it's really weird. She's cute but like there's something about her "personality" that makes her super attractive
She's just like... super super super authentic and so excited about EVERYTHING. Like she's one of those girls who you can tell just LOVES life.
Yes. It's very cute.
And yeah- if she comes downtown with me... I prob won't even bring her to provoc and will just hit up some divebar with her.
Actually, it's really weird. She's cute but like there's something about her "personality" that makes her super attractive
She's just like... super super super authentic and so excited about EVERYTHING. Like she's one of those girls who you can tell just LOVES life.
Yes. It's very cute.
And yeah- if she comes downtown with me... I prob won't even bring her to provoc and will just hit up some divebar with her.
Sat, 11/10/2012 - 02:46
#13
Re: Fucking a Co-Worker
@buddhagames:
This girl has no game. Try not to break her heart you fucker.
This girl has no game. Try not to break her heart you fucker.