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What's up? I met this girl at a party and pulled her back to my place. Turns out though, she was on her period which means I just got my dick sucked. Anyways, I texted her in the morning. Here it is:
Me:Sup gorgeous, it's *****. It was good metting you.
Her: haha that was quick ;) good meeting you too
Me: Sweet we have a snowday. I better see my tuition reimbursement check soon.
Her: haha I don't see that happening
Now at this point, I'm bored out of my fucking mind. This convo is too flat, so I decide to make shit interesting
Me: I've decied me might be soul mates. Please send me your social secuirty # and resume, so I can move you along the selection process and/ or steal your idenity hehe ;p.
Her: hahaha on one condition. you have to move my application to the top of the stack
Me: haha idk. My top applicants can cook. What they create is beyond microwaving cheese on doritos. What can you do ;p
No response. I texted that last night. I feel I could have done a simple text like "haha idk. Can you cook? It will improve your chances". I'm thinking of doing a fluff text, then setting up the meet up. Thoughts?
I'd backtrack on your earlier brashness with something nice derpy like, "Hey I'm cooking later. Microwave cheese on doritos. Could you bring some wine?"
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