Critique My Tinder Profile...BUT WAIT...
Yo!
Wanted to bring back the online dating critiques from the depths of hell and into the limelight
I'm getting tons of matches a week but I'm greedy as fuck and want MOAARRR. Lol, I want to be consistently matching with 9s & 10s. I rarely get these beauts. 7s & 8s are easy.
Tinder's different cause you can't post a direct link to view so.....How can I get this going? Should I just link my photos and type out my bio?
Gimme your thoughts, cause this would be sweet for other playas to do as well.
IMO, tinder is wayyy better than OKC or POF.
It's simpler, you'll find hotter girls on it cause of how 'socially acceptable' it is and girls are less bitchier on it too cause there's a HUGE barrier of entry to even msg them.
And I ctually did some nerdy ass math to prove it...ha! In a week, I match with about 25 girls. Half of them are attention whores and never respond to me. Half of the ones that do respond, I end up burning to the ground attempting stuff, re-engaging, or just throwing in the back burner. Puts me at about 2-3 consistent dates a week.
MW, why the hell aren't you on here????
You would be matching like 40+ hotties, and getting tons of dates a week....wuutttt?????
Scratch that, ou're in Vegas, and I'm in a small college town....
75+ GAL PALS
I'm so fucking bored of online game. But alright I'll pop it open (Tinder).
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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YES! Tinder is so low investment its just fun to start swiping with your buds
Try this: Go up to girls out and start having tinder wars where you see who gets the most matches. Loser dies.
Then steal their phones, start super liking and swiping right on unattractive males, msg them together and then subtly but not so subtly implant your number into their phone along with your male seed.
Funnny fun fun
I fucked a girl doing this.
I'd swipe right bro
Awww thanks man :))
Get rid of the unibrow one. Work out your upper body more. Try the 100 pullup challenge for a month, it's great. Or the 100 pushup challenge that one's good too.
Get more that show you doing stuff. Take off the one with the backpackers unless you think it's a good pic.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male