Cindy
Hey guys,
I’m trying to txt more “ from the hip” and txt back and forth with the girl until she is invested( txts back in a shorter and shorter interval) and then go for the meetup. But everytime I do this I mess it up one or texts right before I’m there and ready to setup the date. Evidence below: I met this girl a month ago and the conversation went up and down, here’s the last part of the convo, after re-engaging her.
Me: Just made you open your phone, looks like I got you in check ;)
Her: hahaha this nichnames are killing me lol they are too funny. Ha ch yeahhh?? :)p
Me: Bout to head to my study cave for an exam, looks like a found a maiden to drag back
Me: And you do look lk Wilma from the flinstones
Next Day
Her: Wilma? Ha
Me: Wilma prob made better dinosaur egg omellettes than u though ;p
Her: hahaha I won’t argue with you on that point. A squirrel could cook better than me
Me: But you rock a jeopardy cloth and drive a stone SUV…
Her: hahaha of cooooursee what else is there???
Me: So you’re possibly attractive than the squirrel ;)
Her: HAA why thank you! You are such a nice guy :p
Question: Is the backseat foldable?
Her: In my stone SUV
Me: Dough
Me: *duhhhh
Me: stupid Spanish autocorrect
Her: lol oh you know I have the delux model so of course
Me: Perfect, I lk being seduced in a big back seat
No reponse
After 2 re-engagement txts no response still
I feel like the txt, “Me: Perfect, I lk being seduced in a big back seat” was too forward. I trying to be vaguely sexual, but that obviously wasn’t. How could I have improved it?
It wasn't that it was "too forward" it's more that you just gave up everything. You basically said, "Ok you win. You can fuck me, even though you didn't do anything to earn it."
I know you were joking but if I got that text from a girl, I'd think, "OK. I win. That was too easy."
I suppose Infinitiveballs is right. But I did like the fact you were nicer to this girl lol
What were the 2 reengagement texts?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
You should have asked for a tour of the car and a sandwich. Sandwiches are the answer to almost everything. Don't know what to text? Relate it back to sandwiches and she'll probably respond lol
I'm waiting for you to tell me the two reengagement texts you used so we can figure out where to take this next..
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
oh yeah, I almost forgot about updating this one.
the end of the convo went
Her: lol oh you know I have the deluxe model so of coursee
Me: Perfect, I lk being seduced in a big back seat.
No response
Next day
Me: Head is numb, too much studying!!!!(I know, very chodish)
No response
5 days later
Me: I'm pregnant. It's yours.
Her: Aw fuck. that's a doozy
Me: Gotta eliminate n find another baby mam.
Me: Certain of your traits just cant be tolerated...
Her: lolol mmhmmm call me in 10 years that's when I'll be a baby mama
Me: Ill have too many illegit children by then. They'll be a famous singing group. Name would be difficult though.
Her: hahahahaha they could be the illegits.
Me: Creative...we could always use an on the road sandwichmaker...
And then the convo stopped. I think I just need reengage and just setup the meetup. Too much bullshit going on. Thoughts?
You're always going for the power play it's getting ridiculous. You need to fucking relax and stop making everything an ego battle
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male