Bridging to the Second Date with my 10/10
Just use her energy and take it to it's logical frightful conclusion."Oh gawd yeah that wouldn't be a good idea. Are you even housebroken?"
HAH! That's good :)
I'll have to wait for her to respond I guess. Or hit her up with that tm
me: Yah me too. I watched IT when I was 9. It took me 10 years to take a shower without feeling like I was risking my life
her: Hahaha right/ I only recently stopped looking for freaky monsters under my bed. I'm a big girl now, gotta be brave. Can we make it 8:30 tomorrow?
me: Lol that's funny. Ah 8:30 is going to be really tough for me (dissapointed face)
me: How about half past 8?
her: Ya see you told me about this trick already doofus
me: Hah! I know and you remembered, good job. But next time don't be so snubby, ti's unbecoming
her: Are you being serious..? Haha
me: You'll never know ;)
So sounds like she is game to come over. Might hit her up tomorrow and tell her to bring a swim suit in case we decide to hot tub and engage in philosophical debate
Nice having you on the teleconference this week Patrick Bateman!!
;P
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fuck I know!!! Tuesday at 8:30 (eastern) really is hard to swing... Fucking chicks and shit. Going to lock down the next one tho
Her: I'm gonna have to reschedule tonight. My boss just asked me to work till 10. Next week?
Thinking about going
me: 10:30 is fine. Will give me more time to work anyways. I'm not a booty call tho, so don't get any ideas
or
me: 10:30 is fine. Will give me more time to roam around looking for bad guys. I'm not a booty call tho, so don't get any ideas
Haha I like that first one
Haha I like that first one
This one eh?
me: 10:30 is fine. Will give me more time to work anyways. I'm not a booty call tho, so don't get any ideas
Nah I have add didn't actually read both until now.
i just think the second part of both is awesome given the vibe you've established
me: 10:30 is fine. Will give me more time to work anyways. I'm not a booty call tho, so don't get any ideas
her: Nono I'm gonna be too tired haha. Cuz I have work at seven the next morning. I can't
me: Alright next week it is sleepy head
19 year olds and their sleeping. Prolly should have busted her balls a bit more.
"I guess the roaming around looking for bad guys might be a bit overgaming at this point".
or gay... lol
19 year olds and their sleeping. Prolly should have busted her balls a bit more.
Indeed .
me: My little bro is having his grade 12 day jam and fucking up my tan session. Beautiful just beautiful. I should whip out the paint ball gun and start pickin um off
her: What he had it as your place? Haha I have such fond memories of that day. You're a horrible person
Thinking bout taking this two ways.
Way One
me: gimme a break, i'm a child of divorce
Way Two
me: No way, I'm nice as fuck. I once took the fat girl to prom so she wouldn't feel left out
me: No one told me she was expecting sex too....
I was a ninja in a past life. Don't judge me rainbow brite
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was a ninja in a past life. Don't judge me rainbow brite
NIce
me: I was a ninja in a past life. Don't judge me rainbow brite
her: Hahah. You're kind of amusing
Maybe sumtin like
me: Babes, we've already established I'm amusing. What else do you love about me and don't say my ass
Lol yeah that's pretty solid. You just want to make sure that overall you're not making this too fluffy. What's the plan for a meetup? Nailed one down yet?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
We haven't nailed down a date yet. She said rain check for next week though.
i sent that text and she said
her: you are so full of yourself Gregory. I am dying
hah! I think she kind of likes my cockiness but I don't want to go over the top.
What do u think
Maybe I'll respond
me: No I'm in touch with myself ;)
me: How's your day been?
You can't ever let it go phaggot 80's self-love bullshit dude. I can't believe how often I see you do that crap lol. "No I'm in touch with myself ;)" is so infomercial it's practically the child of infomercial meets metrosexual.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I know.... fuck.
That didn't sound right so I didn't send it.
Just not sure the best way to go about responding to her
Well come up with something better than that. Let me ask you this.. where is she at emotionally, and where do you want her to go, even if it's just a subtle shift.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Well come up with something better than that. Let me ask you this.. where is she at emotionally, and where do you want her to go, even if it's just a subtle shift.
Seems like the attraction and everything is there. Just need to lock down some hangout early next week or something. I also need to carry a consistent and smooth vibe. Keep it very on point. Smooth texting to lock down the meet up. Meaning no retarted texts
me: It's all a cover to hide my cold gaze and inherent lack of empathy with humans
or
me: well let's not forget, I am batman beb
or
me: yah you think you can handle it beb
yah I don't know if those above texts are good. I think they're just pointless and reduntant.
Maybe need her to chase a bit more now or start getting the second meet up...
Perhaps I even need to wait a couple days before responding.
Iono man
As far as i see it, she's excited and curious - like what you have to realize is that this shit is like a god damn baloon dude, and it's gonna pop (that's a good thing)
If you back off now, you're releasing SO MUCH tension (that's a bad thing)
You wanna continue to build this tension up, and literally there will be a moment where she just can't say no anymore... people always think they gotta release the tension WAY too early on this stuff.... I might be wrong, but I'd say just keep building that shit up until the mofo pops
But again- she's excited and curious.... she has no clue what's going on right now (as far as I see it).... you have to basically take her hand and let her know everything is good. You're the real fuckin deal, and she's safe to feel the way she does, while continuing to build this tension.
You gotta lead hard right now. She's also a lil nervous right now- but you backing 0ff is not going to make her feel less nervous... it's just gonna turn her off completely
Also- I'm not implying that you take this conversation into outer space and be like mr. funny//crazy..... I'm saying that you need to continue to go back and forth. Like you can ground all of this shit, without coming across like a pansy.
Say something that's cocky//cuddly about protecting her- that might be solid
Great points Potted Flowers. May go
her: you are so full of yourself Patrick. I am dying
me: Don't die beb, not yet. I still need to bring up your pool game and ride your pony places
haha yeah, that may be bringing it too far into space (but idk, you still might have room to go in that direction)
You could always jump on the bandwaggon and switch the frame around a lil - get her qualifying a bit, which might speed this whole process up some:
You: pfft puhhhlease.. my mother totally warned me bout girls like you.
You: Totally trouble
or
somethin like this might be aight
You: Geeesus honeycakes, we already know all this, it's cool though I'll protect you from the boogieman
yours is solid too. You got time to get somethin good
haha yeah, that may be bringing it too far into space (but idk, you still might have room to go in that direction)You could always jump on the bandwaggon and switch the frame around a lil - get her qualifying a bit, which might speed this whole process up some:
You: pfft puhhhlease.. my mother totally warned me bout girls like you.
You: Totally trouble
or
somethin like this might be aight
You: Geeesus honeycakes, we already know all this, it's cool though I'll protect you from the boogieman
yours is solid too. You got time to get somethin good
I like the second one, that's pretty fkn solid