Bratty Girl From Last Night
Girl - 11 mins later: Is there such a thing?
Girl: Haha hi nice to meet you
Okay, so apparently there is something about the app and it's not including the last text I sent, probably because it includes a picture.
Anyway- the last text I sent her was
Me: Yeah, was fun. Watcha brats gettin into tonight... I suggest bringing a watergun with you downtown to fight off the creepers. My personal suggestion above
And the image I included above the text:
lmfao, not gonna lie. That last text with the pic made me crack up. The picture is just fucking so awesomely funny. I hope she responds haha (but not for the reason you guys probably think)
Girl: I do need some serious protection
Girl: I'm at a surprise engagement party for my best friend, good times!
Be like, "ABORT..! Tell her.. abort!"
haha word, I'll hit her with that tomorrow. It's fucking 4 in the morning and I just got back.
Since I'll be sending this tomorrow, I think I'll text her:
"ABORT..! I hope you told her.. abort!"
Or should I stick with your original message?
lol always stick to MW's texts, everyone else who messes with the original text loses the coolness of their text.
agreed - and MW's is shorter.
yeah yeah, dope.
I knew his sounded better... lmao
NEVER QUESTION MANWHORE
Me: ABORT..! Tell her. abort!
Girl - 1 min later: Haha no way.
Girl: They're good together and he's awesome.
Me: Just make sure they aren't secretly recording everything for their super trendy break out reality tv show- although your super soaked antics WOULD make for great tv ; )
Girl - 2 mins later: Hahaa I'll double check
Me - 2 mins later: No. Seriously though, i would tripple check. I can NOT tell you how many times I've been burned by that exact situation.
K, so I don't think that last text is supposed to be replied to. So I'm gonna wait a while and then shoot her a text when the workday is over and see what's up.
Girl: I have heard of the hidden camera epidemic.
Girl: I believe 60 minute did a special report on this
Interesting thing about this girl- she seems to be getting pretty invested.
By this, I simply mean. I texted her last night, she responded pretty quickly. I waited until this afternoon to text her and she responded within a minute and then I texted her back something that really didn't deserve a response... but she responded again.
Not reading too much into this, but interesting. She's waiting for me to be awesome.
Maybe, I'll just not text her and then call her tonight and just chat for a bit... thoughts?
It's friday, text her when you go out 'where are you woman?'
Aight jeff, I'm gonna use that... if there are any objections, I'd appreciate them within the next like 15 minutes, cause I'm gonna head out.
Ya that works. Or be like.. "It's Friday night.. do YOU know where your next drink's at??"
His is good too. More business tone, will prompt a good response. Might push her into a sexual state and you can meet up and lay her.
lol, I guess I'll go with his then... should I send it out now... or like later on the night when she is more likely to be in that "going out party mode"?
Me: Where are you woman?
Girl - 2 mins later: Fire island
Be like "GIRL! Don't make me bring the real heat"
Don't have italics on my phone
Like I said, some day.. you'll get this whole trap-laying thing down
Get out of here. That was NOT a trap.
Im not even mad Im just impressed