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Manwhore
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Lol! She was and is one of my favorites..  

Girl:  I want more of you...you're going to come visit me right! 

Me -  1 min later:  Yes. Going to beat your dog too 

Girl:  Why would you say that? 

Me -  1 min later: hahaha. I love making jokes about beating dogs!! 

Girl: Why? 

Girl: Do you beat your dog? 

Girl: I'm going to beat your ass! 

Me: No not at all. I love her. Even when she poops on the floor. She pooped on seumas' pillowcase! 

Girl - 1 min later: Aw that's adorable! I like you dog! 

Me: You like me as a dog? 

Girl - 1 min later: I like your dog 

Me: I know. Heehee 

Me - 3 hrs 46 mins later: Remember when I came on your great boobs 

Girl - 4 hrs 5 mins later: Yes. 

Me: What! I never came on your tits. Must have been another guy!! 

Girl: Haha...which John is this? 

Girl - 2 mins later: I'm sure you hit them at some point...like when I was kneeling down in the shower! I remember you when came on my face....multiple times and in my mouth! 

Girl - 1 min later: Do you think I stopped over in other cities to be with other guys? Omg do you really think I'm that slutty!?! :'( 

Me: Mmm. I did. I liked it. I like your boobs too. I want to cup them tonight while I fall asleep 

Girl - 3 mins later: I love it when you cup my boobs! It was so amazing when you picked me up in the shower and fuck me against the wall! I love how you pick me up like I wei 

Girl: gh nothing!! 

Girl: I mean your boobs, right! ;) 

Me - 1 min later: Yes. theyre my boobs and Im going to put them in my mouth while you ride my cock again. I really did like picking you up in the shower and using you as a sock puppet for my cock 

Girl - 2 mins later: It felt like you we're holding me up with your dick!! 

Me - 1 min later: I was. And my biceps 

Girl - 3 mins later: I can't wait to do that again!! 

Me - 3 mins later: Maybe next time we can have our dogs together and they can hump each other too 

Girl - 2 mins later: Haha...my dog will totally hump your dog!! He would love your dog!! 

Me - 30 mins later: Omg you let trixie watch us! Now she will be able to tell your dog how she wants to be humped!! 

Girl - 1 min later: Yeah...I let her watch us...that totally wasn't you! 

Me - 1 min later: Omg. Werent you embarrassed 

Girl: A little bit

Girl: I just didn't say anything 12:36 AM

Girl: I'm just kidding...I didn't even notice once you slid you cock inside me!! 12:39 AM

Me - 1 min later: Omg. That is hot

Couple weeks later (texts lost in interim):

Girl: Ok...but I thought we agreed I would only fuck you..because of the incurable gonorrhea in Toronto!? 

Me - 32 mins later: Booboo! I meant you play with your unicorn pussy and figure it out! Not someone else!! 

Girl - 3 mins later: Ohhh...that makes more sense! 

Me: Omg! Youre a nun now dont you remember? You only fuck your priest!! (Thats me) 

Girl - 2 mins later: Yeah...I knew that...obviously! 

Me - 2 mins later: Because Im your only connection to God (which is also me!) 

Girl: But I want you now! I'm so impatient! 

Girl - 5 mins later: Like seriously! 

Me: Start tickling that kitty!!! I need facts and details! 

Girl - 11 mins later: It's wet and longing for your cock! 

Me - 2 mins later: Baby Im lying in bed wish you were here Id stick it deep inside you and listen to your little moans as I held you close to me and thrust it in and out of you 

Girl - 31 mins later: Omg...don't tell me that! The thought your sexy body on top of me with your cock deep inside me is really turning me on! 

Girl - 3 mins later: I'm going to have to go practice! 

Me: Your body fits in close to me so good. And I like how my cock barely fits inside you. Youre like a really cute little meat sock for my dick. Well a puppet cuz you talk too. I know we discussed this already but I just had some more thoughts on that 

Girl - 2 mins later: I feel so empty inside when I'm not on your dick! :'( 

Girl - 9 mins later: Do you remember when I woke you up and you flipped onto my stomach pinned me down fucked me hard then came all over my face? (The cum you were saving up for me) 

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TrickAssMark
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Joined: 09/23/2013
Ya my current girl wont let

Ya my current girl wont let me take my cock out of her after I come. She says she wants me to live in there and she sounds like shes about to cry when I take it out. 

Manwhore
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Lol aww. Forgot about this

Lol aww. Forgot this convo existed

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