Skip to Content
Pickup Coaching
-->
7 replies [Last post]
patrick.bateman's picture
Offline
Joined: 05/20/2013

I've been doing this and it's awesome. Right when I get the number off tinder

me: Yo Rebecca, it's Patrick. Do you have a last name perchance. I promised my mom she could run a quick background check for her peace of mind. You know how parents are

her: Hahahah it's Lawrence. I promise I'm not a psycho murderer :) What's yours? Not that I'm going to stalk you or anything

This is just a more fun way to get their last name and add them on facebook. I always add the girl on facebook because one thing I've learned the hard way, any girl that isn't completely obese can generally look cute in 3 pictures. 

Offline
Joined: 11/16/2013
yo whats the deal with your

yo whats the deal with your 10/10 girl

patrick.bateman's picture
Offline
Joined: 05/20/2013
Lol thanks for reminding

Lol thanks for reminding me..... Ass.

Last text went cold. Going to message her tomorrow or sometime this week telling her I don't like her haircut

Offline
Joined: 11/16/2013
ha! wait, was that my text?  

ha!

wait, was that my text?  

TheKing's picture
Offline
Joined: 02/15/2012
patrick.bateman wrote: Lol

patrick.bateman wrote:
Lol thanks for reminding me..... Ass.

Last text went cold. Going to message her tomorrow or sometime this week telling her I don't like her haircut

__________________

Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Yeah. Good job posting her

Yeah. Good job posting her full name so we can ALL add her on Facebook 

__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information

patrick.bateman's picture
Offline
Joined: 05/20/2013
Manwhore wrote: Yeah. Good

Manwhore wrote:
Yeah. Good job posting her full name so we can ALL add her on Facebook 

Lol obviously I made that up! 

patrick.bateman's picture
Offline
Joined: 05/20/2013
pottedflowers

pottedflowers wrote:
ha!

wait, was that my text?  

Nopeeee, you're good ;)