Online LR: Fucked a chick without speaking to her
I match with this cutie on Tinder in between driving my stuff to my new place. Could I potentially get laid before moving my drawer?
For the forum regulars there are lots of lines from MW or Jihad, and some of my own.
ME: I hope you make good pancakes
HER: The best!
HER: I hope you make good cocktails
ME: I’m a quick learner
HER: Are you pursuing a PhD now?
ME: No Bachelor’s. Late bloomer in terms of academic life what can I say
HER: Are you a model as well?
ME: No I did before. Now I’m balding and have a beer-belly but the spirit remains.
ME: Where can I see more of your pictures?
HER: I don’t have Instagram and don’t often take pictures of myself.
ME: Do you have WhatsApp?
She sends me her #.
ME: This is [BobbyB]
ME: Also Madonna’s backup dancer
HER: Hi [BobbyB]
HER: You have so many talents
ME: Many many
ME: What should I know before we bangout?
ME: damn autocorrect
HER: Is this your unconscious mind speaking?
ME: My thumbs and unconscious mind
ME: I hope you forgive me
HER: What do you want to know about me?
ME: All your deep dark secrets
ME: SIN number
ME: Blood type
ME: And whether or not you have an early morning tomorrow
HER: You must be a vampire
HER: I’m free tomorrow night
ME: What about tonight?
ME: My device is about to die this is annoying. Send me more pics of you
ME: If you don’t answer I’m telling everyone you can’t even swim
She sends me a pic of her on some kind of beach
HER: Send me one too
ME: Oh its like that huh
I send a pic of me as a kid wearing a chain sitting at a restaurant. I must be 12 or 13.
ME: The chain is 2 dragons surrounding a sword
HER: send me a recent one
I send her a recent pic in which im wearing a turtle neck
ME: Turtle neck for the fans
HER: I’m a fan :)
ME: Send me one you send your ex boyfriends at 2AM.
HER: But what if your phone got hacked and leaked to the press when I suddenly become a superstar?
ME: Ill be rich so you’re investing in my future
ME: please cooperate
HER: 2 secs
5 mins pass
ME: You having a photoshoot? I want in if you are
She sends me a pic of her in a robe with half her naked body showing.
ME: You’re gawjus
HER: Now I’m very horny
ME: Im home in 30 I want you there too.
HER: No way
HER: Cant make it
HER: Ill have to play with myself
HER: Send me your nudes too
I send her a pic.
ME: Which neighborhood are you in? This is purely for academic purposes
ME: Damn I’m there right now. (I wasn’t, LOL)
I make up an intersect that’s not too close but not too far from her area.
ME: Where are you?
She sends me her intersect.
ME: That’s so close lol.
ME: Ok listen we got options here.
ME: I’ll expose what those are.
ME: 1) we play it safe and go on a normal date tomorrow and honor traditional judeochristian values
ME: 2) we go on a spontaneous date tonight and get a drink
ME: 3) I tell you about one of my fantasies which involves me fucking you in the dark without us speaking to each other
HER: Well I would want to fuck you in the light
ME: I am flexible
HER: Only if you have condoms (I fucked her raw but I did have condoms lol)
The rest of the convo is logistics and me making up excuses as to why im late (had to drive to hers)
I ring her doorbell and she answers wearing the same robe she had in the picture. We makeout instantly and start moving towards the back of the house where I assumed her room was. I usher her on her knees, stuff happens, I fuck her raw because I was getting soft in my condom. I cum on her back, grab her a towel, and introduce myself. LOL
She asks if I really was in her neighborhood and I say no. We both laugh and I ask her to feed me because I'm starving.
DUDE this shit is beautiful, you're going to new hieghts. This made my day and its only the morning, happy for you man.
Three legs up man ;)
Lol this was utter hot sauce. Some of the best I've seen in a long time.