Nerdy Sorostitute President

I would vary up the trianglebutt. Looks like you're texting two different sorority girls the same thing. Also, this girl edited your text and you didn't even notice. Figure out the difference between your and you're. You don't want to look ignorant. 

You want to take things real with this girl. You already displayed interest in a funny way that's good, she's responsive.. now start having a real conversation with this girl, stuff besides the whole "We're getting drunk at THIS place tonight!" type stuff 

yea was just experimenting with the trianglebutt shit only to girls that most likely will never talk to each other.  Even if they are in greek life.

What do you mean by edit my text? The how are you doing part? 

Your and you're - yea fuck me on that one.... work got busy while i was texting

Okay get more real. Fuck I'm terrible at being "real," to me that just means be boring.

Like right now real to me is...

My parents came up this morning for a parents , met a lot of my friends parents and it was cool as fuck and hilarious seeing how similar people are to their parents. Right now  I've been at work for the past couple hours.  I'm all antsy and trying to leave because I'm all excited to get out and throw this party.

Right so you make it NOT boring 

Yeah man do not try to run away from just talking about your life in a normal way because you think it might be boring or not good enough say your shit and love it and say it in a way that you fucking absolutely enjoy  otherwise what the fuck is the point of doing anything if youre just doing it to not be boring or not be whatever forget that, be and be it fully

Ok so be like.. "I met my buddy's parents.. they're clones! It's unreal" 

That sort of thing 

Learning how to be real is not easy - But yeah dude sorostitutes are easy brah ... .basicsally you just wanna get to the point in your rapprt with her that when your next mixer drops, and she comes, you want her to be asking people, "where is mario, I have a hilarious story to tell him"

THAT is where you want to be at with this girl... Then you start takin shots and just get a lil physical, laugh a bunch, have your bros come through and rip more shots with you and her, make her feel secure in your world, and if you have good wings they will get what's going on and make it reallll easy for you

Also, how's your campus rep? That's huge man- a lot of game in college starts WAY  before you meet any particular girl - although i sense you actually have a decent rep... but not strong enough to pull off of that alone, yet (Basically i just sense that your rep is good enough for her to be cool textiun etc but for wtvr reason, you're not priority #1.... why is that? ) - I could totally help you with rep management game

Also - if she's the president- you wanna take her down with an elephant gun first before you even think about goin for any of the "low hanging fruit"- girls in college TALK TALK TALK- take out the pres first then sloly work your way down.... but if you start with the easy shit, you'll fuck yourself and if not make it impossible.... def. add in a lot of work. But you put in the work and pop the leader first and your year will be smooth as fuck

Like idk what otheer girls you've fucked in her sorority.... but if you have fucked loweer hanging fruit than her.... that could be a HUGE reason she's hesitant or like "mildly interested" but not committing

That last response was just me vomiting college game, but it didn't really address your specific stuff. 

One thing that really threw up a red-flag for me, is this idea in your head that, "Being real = boring".  

This is so huge....

Yo when I made the clone comment, I was referring to the enthusiastic spin you put on mundane conversations. You can't act "cool", everybody does that. You have to liven shit up