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Ok met this chick in my trig class last semester, shes super cool and has a bangin body. She looks maybe half mexi, half white bout 5 ft and for a small chick, big tits and a small but well shaped ass. She kept sitting next to me so I asked her if she wanted to hang. Pretty funny when we hang, as I think she could pretty much suck my dick standing up but im getting ahead of myself.

We hung out for the first time and I kind of choded out, this is when I had mad anxiety with chicks and was not the confident beast that I am now. THE first hike she was like 3 hours later than we planned.... but regardless I was heckling her and her sister and pokin fun and they were lovin it tho. We hung out three times that week, twice she brought her gay friends and pretty much friend zoned me and I was kinda ticked. SO The last time we hiked I fuckin was like running this hike, so much so that her fat friend started crying... I kinda just stood there. HA! They were the lamest most awkward couple of people ive ever encountered.

I tried to get her to hang( This was months ago, and my text game was not nearly as good) and she kept pullin the busy school chick card, which was true but im a giant boss and you need to make room for me. So I was like fuck that and stopped contacting her until about two weeks ago. I was bored at my house and felt like amusing myself and in an effort to stop giving a fuck about what chicks thought I texted every single hot chick in my phone one of manwhores re-engagement texts. I did the alien abducting pretty people, so youll be fine etc. She got fuckin pissed and didnt know who it was and I played it perfect, she finally figured out who it was and was like OMG LETS DO SHIT THIS WEEKEND. We've hung once and been texting ever since

====HERES THE PROBLEM THOUGH=====; everytime I try and set something up and actually get the logistics down she fuckin get scared and fuckin pusses out. Like over text shes tellin me how badly she wants to hang then Ill be like ok lets go to the beach here and at this time and even though she set up these plans she'll pretty much be like thats too far to drive! or some bullshit like that.

I did actually tie her down and got her to cruise to my turf :P and we had so much fuckin fun. She of course brought another gay, like really lame, friend (im starting to see a pattern) who the first thing she said was " It was so much less windy at the other beach we were going to go to, is there anywhere to hide from the wind." I look at her straight in the eyes with a puzzled pissed off look and just didnt say anything.... Its a fucking flat sandy beach you idiot.

Me and mexi chick had so much fun, she even fuckin changed tits out in front of everyone haha unfortunatly I didnt see as I was playin with my dog and these two little kids came up and wanted to throw the ball for him. The chicks rolled up and thought it was my family but it was just me being a social boss who is capable of handling small children very well. One of the little fuckers was trying to bite my toes :D

Im like lets get into the water(and the water is COLD here) so she starts to get up and gets about waist deep, im like FUCK THAT, splash water on her and pick her up throw her over my shoulder. Put her in both my arms and lower her into the water. She loved it. So we chilled in the surf for awhile, I get out cause I gotta deal with the two little kids who are more siked on me than there mom by this point. I throw the ball for my dog who always gets mad attention cause he will literally hurdles waves to chase his ball into the ocean. People are watching, Im the man.

Mexi gets out and I look at that ass and im like fuck I want to put my dick on that, so I come up from behind her and grab her from behind hug her around her little belly for a couple seconds and lift her up, she loves the power that I give off. It must feel nice to a small chick to have a yolked giant take over your body. Her cockblock friend watches as the coolest guy on the beach is showering her with physicality. Other people are watching us, bitches be jelous. She goes back to her towel and I hop back in the ocean for a bit, i get out and shes checkin me out so I lift my arms up and flex for her.

Were layin down and were just jokin and havin fun, I found like a tiny piece of shell and show it to mexi and say marry me. This thing is fuckin pinner(that was the point) and shes like, "im going to need something bigger than that" i reply " nope thats all you get from me" haha. She covers my arms with sand and i grab her foot and pull her towards me, her whole body moves as my one arm pulls her my direction. She puts sand im my hair and im like YOU FUCKER and chase after her and smear sand into her hair.

We hop back in and she gets out to towel off. As shes doing that I go up to her and her dry towel and grab her, soaking wet, and pretty much soak the whole towel while giving her a hug and picking her up at the same time. Im such a shit head. Cockblock friend cockblocks and was whining in her nasaly voice to me " well i got a paper to write so i want to be back by 6:30 at least blah blah" I just ignore her even though shes one foot away and continue talking to mexi. Alas cockblock succeeded and they decided to leave, it was getting cold anyways. I do not leave with them, they showed up to meet with ME they leave and I continue to have my fun. I want her to know that her friend ruined her fun and to stop bringing them. She punches me in my stomach and i bet it hurt her fucking hand, and i give mexi a hug. I decide to hug her friend to because I could tell she wanted some too

We text the next week until Friday when she was suppose to come over to my house for a party, but her sister was her ride and she flaked. So mexi even though she really wanted to come didn't. Im seeing a pattern here of not having initiative and enough confidence to make shit happen with me, a dude thats going to show her a really fucking fun time everytime she hangs out with me. My reasoning for this is she ALWAYS is hitting me up and pretty much asking me out(like last night TXT "what are you doing tomorrow") but then when it comes down to it, she pusses out/flakes/whatever you want to call it. She was out of town this weekend and I got her to even send me a picture of her in her little bikini showin me her tan lines....

This morning reinforced my hypothesis even more and is why I am writing this because,FUCK, I need help: I would very much so like to penetrate her with my penis HA...and shes actually cool!.... We were suppose to go to the beach at 10 and then it came down to logistics and she fuckin gets all gay. I am not being needy or weird I think she is just getting sketched because she wants to fuck, and we've talked a bit about sex and Im pretty sure shes a virgin. So my thoughts are she is just apprehensive and a tad nervous even though she wants it. Because there are subtle hints of sexuality going on in her texts, like last night after her pic I say

"Not bad lady"ME
"Me tan line sux"MEXI
"Ya I could def do better than that"Me
"No no you could not"MEXI
"Yup dont be sad"
"Im only sad because I didnt get to go skinny dipping this weekend"
"How lame we will go when you get back. Thats my specialty"
"Im back fool do you work manana?"
"1-5. Beach at 10. Sounds like a plan"
"10am?"
"Si"
I fall asleep dont here from her and text her
"Beach time Cruise down"
"Which beach ?"
And she proceeds to give me the run around again. I could have made it happen but she wanted me to barge like 15 minutes away to go into a beach in town, and I didnt want to... so then after the bs
"Ight. You wanna just meet up at the beach after I get off work. So you can get all settled and moved." ME
"Up to you Im moving in later though" MEXI
--------------------------Next is my logistics of why I cant hang out
"Ya by the time I get down to ## we wouldnt have anytime to chill before I work. How bout I swoop ya at 9 from your pad at ##" This was all true btw----Me
"Possibly Im doing a welcome home din din with the guy that lives there so we'll see" MEXI
+++++Ok i havent even responded to this because I am so sick of getting the run around, DA FUCK MANWHORE and everyone else. Advice on how to handle this PLZ!!!!
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty: I texted her back couple hours later and just said
For shizzle snoop me
Get off work and Have this
My nizzle mexi
I'm taking a nap text me when you get off work mexi
So the journey continues, ima see if I can get her to the beach tonight and go skinny dipping. The last time I did that on a date I got laid pretty much right off the bat. It shows balls spontanueity and that you don't give a fuck. And thy get naked :D
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty:
Anyone care to respond? Buddha whore de el man? I'd be siked I didn't write this to not get critiqued :/ :p
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty:
Invite her to a party, be your awesome self, then iso. Get it done, I think she's down. I think you're just pussyfooting around it.
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@Aequitas:
Ya I know she's down just getting her out of her fuggin house and committing is the issue. Fuck it ima swoop her from her pad tonight take her to the beach get her naked and jump in then pull the trigger. No friend zone for me. I'm legitimately concerned that her pussy will be too small but figure that out once it happens.
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty:
Your ego is getting in the way here. If you have to drive 15 minutes to meet up with this chick but logistics are good because you'll be alone together and you've already talked about skinny dipping then you're an idiot not to go.

Honestly reading your posts is slightly irritating. Your ego and bravado seem so overly compensating. Just chill out and relax, you'll probably get a lot less resistance from chicks.
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@Manwhore:Ya dude work fucked that up for me the first time when I had to drive over there so that's why I didn't go and you can't skinny dip in the middle of the day you'll get arrested :p we have plans for tonight though. and fuck I am who I am manwhore, i ain't perfect and I'm just figuring this shit out still. It's hard to find a balance when your naturally A really nice guy, and nice guys get hurt dude. At the same time I've burned a lot of bridges. I'm a very strong personality and it seems either people love it or hate it. I'm just going to keep being me though

Thanks for the feedback though mw appreciate it
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty:
All good being cookie cutter is definitely not the name of the game ; ) Nothing wrong with being polarizing holmes
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@Manwhore: ya I def would call it polarizing ha! That suit me pretty well :p
Anywho, she's doing it again we had plans to go on a beach adventure thing tonight like actually set up for 9:30 and it's 9:50 now and she's saying she doesn't have her address or warm clothes(she just moved in but that's a bunch of bullshit). I'm seriously lost for words i think this chick is all games.Already my mind of a weird headspace and now this. Fuck I just wanted to go have fun with this chick. any help before I go and be sad ;p
Wait she's texting me now here's what it looks like

Whateva will figure it out. Dress warm what's yo address me
I'm not sure mexi
And I don't have warm clothes
I start writing this and dont text back and about 10 mins later
Haha sorry tell me you're watching the game ! Mexi
I think its 914 32$$$$$$ mexi

I'm getting some very mixed signals here and don't know how to desipher it! My brain hurts ! I think I'm gonna be straight up and be like if you don't want to go that's cool but if you do right on I'll pick ya up. Any help would be golden
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty:
More development I think she just got cold feet for a sec and I waited it out here's what's goin on now
Ya if you don't want to kick it that's cool, if you do let me know and we can hang out. Me
I'm down I'm drinking so I'll be warm lol mexi
Perfect I'll bring ya a sweatshirt just in case mine should fit you :p so did you want me to swoop you, what's the dealio me

I'm kinda backing off cause I think if im too persistent shell back away again.
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Re: The Mexi Shorty, who wants it but cant make up her mind!
@thedeepdirty:
Ahh shit was out. No now you go go go.

Also, when it comes to these clinchers and it's down to the wire just call her and talk to her let her connect with your solid emotional state and you're good.
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@thedeepdirty:
ALSO, pro-tip.. just ask her.. should I come? So it'd be a "K sounds good beer and beach late at night. Should I come?" This puts it on her to clearly invest and commit to you.

The general rule of thumb is don't ask questions don't be supplicative yada yada.. but there are times when it's used to actually show value and a clear personal boundary of "Yo I don't waste my own time".

It's subtle, but that's the name of the game.
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@Manwhore:Thanks dude! Ive read somewhere where you had said that but wasnt in a solid of enough headspace to apply it to this situation
And guess what! I got some good ass head last night wooooohooo!&!$&!$& :p *cue the happy music* *and marching band*
Fuck had a blast!! took her down to the beautiful look out on the water, chilled, made out, skinny dipped, bit the shit out of her neck ;P, fingered her for a sec. burrr was fuggin cold tho. Don't know if you guys are interested in hearing what happened in more detail but seriously had a blast! After that went to swoop some bonfire at another beach and then we go and get alone and start fingering the shit outa her and I just whoop out my ding out half way through! I couldn't help it. Dude this chick is RAD no gag reflex and amazing head I swear I had a fuggin heart attack :D. Go for round two and she wanted to fuck was adament actually but she was kinda drunk(and I was sober, I dont like doing that, at least not this chick) and I was exhuasteddd and freezing!!!!as we were still outside. I was fine with not getting laid, will give me something to follow up on! Totally rad manwhore, your the shit this site has helped me substantially and I think I can finally take a deep breath and chill!! Haha
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@thedeepdirty:
Should have laid her!!! You'll probably have your chance again but don't get into that 'oh this chick is different, I won't lay her yet, shes drunk I should wait' mindset shit, I did that before and I didn't get a chance to lay her again (she never gave me the chance). Since then I always try to lay ASAP no matter how 'nice' the girl is or how much I like her. Well, I guess I don't really know her that well if I'm trying to lay her asap lol.

Other than that, good job at getting head. I know you're new and shit but you do sound like a tool bag in your post. Like manwhore said, drop the ego, relax and have a good time. If she gives you the run around again, I'd just take a few days off from texting her and let her miss you, don't agree to see her again unless she comes over :P
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@Jeff: ya man it was a tough decision for me, I have issues with bangin chicks whove been drinking when I'm still sober, I'm actually interested in Keeping friendship wih this one so I didn't want to be the guy that fucked the faded chick, even though she asked me to fuck her on the lighthouse. Call me crazy but I was satisfied with dome in all honestly that night. I think I have a tad sexual intimacy issues that im working through, growing up in a Christian household pre marital sex is a no no. Manwhores Prolly call me a bitch but it is what it is, and that just wasn't where I was at at that time that night. So if I don't get a chance to bang again then lesson learned :)

Ya man me and manwhore have talked it out and it's not that I'm actually like that in real life, it was kinda just a bravado I put on because I thought it'd be more interesting to all you sexually active manly men :ppp how insecure of me. Whatever. I'm learning new shit everyday. I'm not kidding you it'd been 8 months since a I've done anything until two night ago, so unfortunately I was on edge and frustrated as fuck. Now I feel muchhhh better hahaha.
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@thedeepdirty: well an update. I talk to her and tell her to come hang out and she actually leaves her friends she is with to come out with to hang out with me; which is cool cause now I got a cool chick to hang with for the night. I pick her up we kiss as were drivin and I pull up to a lookout, which being in a coastal town we have plenty of. It was a rly nice night. Super clear lookin over the ocean. I think i should point out that once again shes been drinkin; Dont know the significance but ya..

.We're making out feelin each other up and she keeps texting her friend telling her to meet us and I was like ok that's kinda lame as we're just kinda hangin by ourselves havin fun....:/ she shows me her ass but then is resisting further pursuit :///// I put her hand on my dick and she registers it but just goes back to kissing me. we're kinda like snuggling which I was cool with as I have actually been having serious family issues and could use the nurturing and she's like drive me to my house to get another beer and then well be good the rest of the night. I'm like ok I'm into that. HERES the crazy part, she gets out of my car and doesn't come back!!! I call no one answer I text
Are you comin back out------me
Na I'm passin out-her
that's not that cool $$&&, Come back out and say bye don't just leave-------me
Have a feeling you'll regret this in the mornin but your life not mine do as you please-me

Ugh it feels like this chick is all games! Please help me peoples! I really need to get my priorities straight w this chick. I feel as of now that I'm never gonna talk to this hoe again, which is a bummer cause shea pretty cool....but I don't know if I'm going overboard-that's just me. And I can be a severe dickhead sometimes.

Fuck I'm starting to realize why we just wan to fuck women and not get below the surface, chicks can be really lame. And I hate to say it but I'm kinda hurt. I honestly just wanted to kick it, I've been having just a terrible past three days-absolutely awful and chaotic. But I refuse to let that ruin me.

At least asshole game prevents me from getting hurt, fuck it sucks being a genuinely nice guy sometimes. And I'm not saying I was running nice guy game, I was being my normal happy self but it is Real easy to get hurt when you got a big heart.... I guess that's when the best growth happens. Hopefully you guys will be nice about this. I want some real responses/constructive critisms not ridicule por favor. Because if I knew what to do. I would do it and that's the truth