Geek Girl - Just Another Text Convo

Yo fellas

Just wanted to share a text convo I just had with this cute geek girl.
When I say geek I mean she plays WoW and loves anything related to video games and zombies.
I got her off OKC, got the number and texted a bit with her


Me: I had a wet dream about you last night.... I pissed myself laughing when u fell of a cliff
Her: Oooookay :/
Me: I know I'm an asshole. At least you had a happy life in my dream
Her: It's fine I only cried
Me: Babe what's wrong.. Damn it's that nerd isn't it he reported u again (Some nerd reported her for saying vagina in online game)
Her: ahaha best moment of my life!
Her: No the best moment was when my friend and I parked on the mcd parkinglot to get some milkshakes. Her parking was flawless but we were told to move the car by an old woman, cause her husband was too fat to get into their car without next to it aha
Me: Haha get out of here, someone clearly had a big mac too many. U prefer chubby guys or mr. Abs?
Her: Hmm, chubby is cute. Can't really decide, think it depends a lot on their personality :p
Me: What if they don't have one and they are just pieces of meat to you
Her: Noone is just a piece of meat to me :P
Me: Liat. You play all innocent but u probably a man eater.. Why else wud u be stalking kids on mmorpgs and getting them to say "vagina"
Her: You are wrong
Her: But I guess that you will need to figure that out yourself :P
Me: Oh I've figured u out a long time ago sweety.
Her: No cause you got it all wrooooong :(
Me: prove it
Her: well.. furck I cant.. at least not now :)
Her: would you like me better if I had this dark cruel side?
Me: I'll like you better when ur a good obedient girl, waiting for me to get home from work
Her: I really dunno if I sud take u serious or not
Me: always. My words are like gospel for some folks
Her: I like how my mom is into the zombie genre. Took me no effort to make her say yes to watch a movie with me :P
Me: Doh Dawn of the dead or walking dead. Don't let ur mom miss out on those pumpkin
Her: The walking dead was what got her into it :P
Me: all due respect little lady. But ur mom might jsut be more awesome than u
Her: Well she created me, she amde me this way! Ofc she is more awesoem than me. Although it takes a lot to be, she is
Me: So how down are u for icecream and a cuddle while consuming generous amounts of fourlocos
Her: What's the last thing?
Me: Only a banned beverage that was only suited for gods or Bob Sagat
Her: Then YES <3
Her: I mean.. sure I'm down say tuesday?